FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

[Freeky]

I'm prepared.  My guts are not. 

I'm down for tomorrow, since that's the only full day I'll have of internets.

[Freeky]

I JUST ATE 2 ORANGES FOR NO DAMN REASON.  FUCK

SUCK IT, WEENIES.

[Freeky]

2 MORE WHOOOOOO

BE INSPIRED BY MY GREATNESS.

[Freeky]

jUST DOWNED NO. 6.  Some people might say, Gee, you're being awfully passive and not funny at all!

BUT WHO'S EATING THE GODDAMN ORANGES? NOT THOSE FUCKS!  THEY'RE THE ONES SITTING AROUND BITCHING LIKE A PILE OF LAMB.  THAT'S RIGHT, BUTCHERED MEAT, NOT PLURAL ANIMALS.

[The Wizard Joseph]

SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!!!!!

Freeky what have YOU DONE??!!!

I have no oranges. I want no oranges. I weep to see you run out into THEIR COUNTRY all alone.

Shit I can do about it now. I was planning on trying to write the "Diogenes" story tonight... try to survive. Try.

I WASH MY HANDS AND YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO IT TOO!

[Freeky]

BWAHAHAHA!  i HAVE EATEN MY 7TH ORANGE, AND IT WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS.

JOSEPH, YOUR PREVIOUS FORAYS INTO ORANGE COUNTRY HAVE EARNED MY RESPECT, SO YOU, PERHAPS, DO NOT HAVE TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.


I am going to take a short break and devour some meat.

[The Wizard Joseph]

BWAHAHAHA!  i HAVE EATEN MY 7TH ORANGE, AND IT WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS.

JOSEPH, YOUR PREVIOUS FORAYS INTO ORANGE COUNTRY HAVE EARNED MY RESPECT, SO YOU, PERHAPS, DO NOT HAVE TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.


I am going to take a short break and devour some meat.

*wheels out on FDR style wheelchair, complex colostomy apparatus in tow*

I haven't been able to shove ANYTHING up my ass since the time I tried going solo!!

[Freeky]

 

[Freeky]

These must be valencias, because the more I eat of them, the hungrier I get.  Starting my 9th now.

I mean EAT DICKS.  BETTER YET, EAT ORANGES.

[Freeky]

Final count:  9.  So if they're valencias, 6.  I can't chew anything anymore, it hurts.

[The Wizard Joseph]

It's PHYSICALLY hard to keep going after about that number.. Good run Freeky! Hopefully your innards will fare better than you jaw muscles.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Don'the start this shit again. Mine was blood oranges and whoops they are in season again

[The Wizard Joseph]

Don'the start this shit again. Mine was blood oranges and whoops they are in season again

I had a blood orange a couple of days ago just to see if there was any experiential  difference when I happened to see them on sale.

There was not. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Don'the start this shit again. Mine was blood oranges and whoops they are in season again

I had a blood orange a couple of days ago just to see if there was any experiential  difference when I happened to see them on sale.

There was not. 

They are slightly less acidic on average. I find this makes them less tasty, not more.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Don'the start this shit again. Mine was blood oranges and whoops they are in season again

I had a blood orange a couple of days ago just to see if there was any experiential  difference when I happened to see them on sale.

There was not. 

They are slightly less acidic on average. I find this makes them less tasty, not more.

It did seem a little bland, but I didn't know about the acid difference. I just figured it was my latent aversion. I tried to focus on the flavor, but found myself eating it quickly anyway like a task I didn't really want to do but was doing anyway.

I definitely don't have as strong of an aversion as I had after my last "experiment".

I still note them in my environment on instinct. On a walk a couple of days ago I was "in my head thinking" but found my eyes shifted downward. Took me a second to realize that I was looking at some orange peels someone had apparently thrown out of their car window or something on the side of the road.

It felt REALLY weird and I'd completely forgotten about the incident until just now.