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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #120 on: June 23, 2010, 01:20:42 pm »
Certainly the most productive. (The 'product' being liquified human gut contents) There is a great big steaming pile of human shit in the world now, with "Result of Discordian Sciences" written all over it.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #121 on: June 23, 2010, 02:42:28 pm »
YESTERDAY: I CRAPPED MY PANCE FOR SCIENCE
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #122 on: June 23, 2010, 02:50:44 pm »
Wewll, I did hear somewhere that Oranges are not the only fruit.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #123 on: June 23, 2010, 03:56:19 pm »
GUESS WHAT GUYS I HAD TWO MOTHERFUCKING GLASSES OF ORANGE JUICE WITH BREAKFAST THIS MORNING THAT'S RIGHT IT'S ON COCKKNOCKING GRANNYFARTS! IMMA OPEN A CAN OF TROPICANA ON YOUR CAUTERIZED ASSHOLES AND WHEN I'M DONE YOU'RE GONNA BE SO DAMN BEAT THAT YO UNCLE GON SELL YOU TO A TWELVE-ARMED CENTAUR ORANGUTAN AND SHIT ROCKS ON YOUR FACE WITH A GLOBE WHILE CRYING AND PISSING HIMSELF IN SHAME
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« Reply #124 on: June 23, 2010, 04:00:36 pm »
GUESS WHAT GUYS I HAD TWO MOTHERFUCKING GLASSES OF ORANGE JUICE WITH BREAKFAST THIS MORNING THAT'S RIGHT IT'S ON COCKKNOCKING GRANNYFARTS! IMMA OPEN A CAN OF TROPICANA ON YOUR CAUTERIZED ASSHOLES AND WHEN I'M DONE YOU'RE GONNA BE SO DAMN BEAT THAT YO UNCLE GON SELL YOU TO A TWELVE-ARMED CENTAUR ORANGUTAN AND SHIT ROCKS ON YOUR FACE WITH A GLOBE WHILE CRYING AND PISSING HIMSELF IN SHAME

I think the oranges need to be eaten rather than imbibed.
Also, how large of a glass?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #125 on: June 23, 2010, 04:02:44 pm »
GUESS WHAT GUYS I HAD TWO MOTHERFUCKING GLASSES OF ORANGE JUICE WITH BREAKFAST THIS MORNING THAT'S RIGHT IT'S ON COCKKNOCKING GRANNYFARTS! IMMA OPEN A CAN OF TROPICANA ON YOUR CAUTERIZED ASSHOLES AND WHEN I'M DONE YOU'RE GONNA BE SO DAMN BEAT THAT YO UNCLE GON SELL YOU TO A TWELVE-ARMED CENTAUR ORANGUTAN AND SHIT ROCKS ON YOUR FACE WITH A GLOBE WHILE CRYING AND PISSING HIMSELF IN SHAME

I think the oranges need to be eaten rather than imbibed.
Also, how large of a glass?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #126 on: June 23, 2010, 04:09:59 pm »
What's the pulp content like?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #127 on: June 23, 2010, 04:24:30 pm »
how many did you eat yesterday, badbeast? 14?

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #128 on: June 23, 2010, 04:40:14 pm »
Yeah, but they were Tangerines. Butyou win, hands down, because you got the most relevant results!
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #129 on: June 23, 2010, 04:44:04 pm »
What's the pulp content like?

Low pulp, I admit. But I had an actual orange just now.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #130 on: June 23, 2010, 05:12:00 pm »
THIS THREAD AMG I AM AT WORK AND WILL DIE LAUGHING

I am getting a bag of oranges and bringing them home. I once ate half a large grocery bag full of satsumas in a day. Any citrus from then on tasted metallic and bitter until the lining in my mouth (and stomach) had a chance to heal. Good golly miss molly I shat like a flaming crude hurricane.

Get ready for GLORIOUS BATTLE once I'm safe at home with my materials. By materials I mean oranges.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #131 on: June 23, 2010, 05:13:05 pm »
What's the pulp content like?

Low pulp, I admit. But I had an actual orange just now.

Yeah, I think you'd need actual oranges. Low-pulp OJ isn't going to test your intestinal fortitude on a level that Cram had to deal with.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #132 on: June 23, 2010, 05:14:27 pm »
THIS THREAD AMG I AM AT WORK AND WILL DIE LAUGHING

I am getting a bag of oranges and bringing them home. I once ate half a large grocery bag full of satsumas in a day. Any citrus from then on tasted metallic and bitter until the lining in my mouth (and stomach) had a chance to heal. Good golly miss molly I shat like a flaming crude hurricane.

Get ready for GLORIOUS BATTLE once I'm safe at home with my materials. By materials I mean oranges.

Nigels the one to beat number wise
Cram is the one to beat results wise
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #133 on: June 23, 2010, 05:22:53 pm »
How many did Nigel get down? I'm not going to skip lunch, but I've been eating a lot of heavy food recently (spaghetti sauce and sushi mmm) so a citric acid reverse-enema may be a good idea.

Good idea. Yeah.

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« Reply #134 on: June 23, 2010, 05:25:07 pm »
How many did Nigel get down? I'm not going to skip lunch, but I've been eating a lot of heavy food recently (spaghetti sauce and sushi mmm) so a citric acid reverse-enema may be a good idea.

Good idea. Yeah.

She polished off 12, and I think she stopped there only to top Suu's 11.
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