« Reply #125 on: June 23, 2010, 04:02:44 pm »
GUESS WHAT GUYS I HAD TWO MOTHERFUCKING GLASSES OF ORANGE JUICE WITH BREAKFAST THIS MORNING THAT'S RIGHT IT'S ON COCKKNOCKING GRANNYFARTS! IMMA OPEN A CAN OF TROPICANA ON YOUR CAUTERIZED ASSHOLES AND WHEN I'M DONE YOU'RE GONNA BE SO DAMN BEAT THAT YO UNCLE GON SELL YOU TO A TWELVE-ARMED CENTAUR ORANGUTAN AND SHIT ROCKS ON YOUR FACE WITH A GLOBE WHILE CRYING AND PISSING HIMSELF IN SHAME
I think the oranges need to be eaten rather than imbibed.
Also, how large of a glass?


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