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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #135 on: June 23, 2010, 06:44:06 pm »
Well, looks like I have my work cut out for me. Thirteen oranges, one sitting, infinite possibilities! I shall bring a change of clothes to work tomorrow, provided I actually go through with this. It will be embarrasing, but tonight there will be great citric justice.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #136 on: June 23, 2010, 06:47:04 pm »
Pics or it didn't happen.











I can't believe this is the first time in the thread this has been requested.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #137 on: June 23, 2010, 06:50:34 pm »
Oh it will. Soon as I remember how to post teh pics on that thar Photobucket contraption and then use that dadgum HTML thingamajig to slap em on here.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #138 on: June 23, 2010, 06:53:13 pm »
Oh it will. Soon as I remember how to post teh pics on that thar Photobucket contraption and then use that dadgum HTML thingamajig to slap em on here.

pretty easy. Click the button below the italics.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #139 on: June 23, 2010, 07:16:44 pm »
Yeah, but they were Tangerines. Butyou win, hands down, because you got the most relevant results!


Tangerines! PAH! Tangerines ARE NO ORANGES, CHEATER!!!

Also, I have, in my time, been known to eat two boxes... that's ten pounds, about 40 of the little fuckers... of tangerines in a single day.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #140 on: June 23, 2010, 07:23:54 pm »
but, you actually did give birth to a 'Little Orange', right?...

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #141 on: June 23, 2010, 07:25:30 pm »
Yeah, but they were Tangerines. Butyou win, hands down, because you got the most relevant results!


Tangerines! PAH! Tangerines ARE NO ORANGES, CHEATER!!!

Also, I have, in my time, been known to eat two boxes... that's ten pounds, about 40 of the little fuckers... of tangerines in a single day.


Why would you do that? lol

I eat an orange on average, every 6 months.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #142 on: June 23, 2010, 07:39:42 pm »
Satsumas are smaller and sweeter than oranges, more concentrated if you will. Everything I ate tasted like blood and zinc after about ten of those.

Thirteen oranges... phew. JUST TRY AND STOP ME YOU SICK SONS OF BITCHES ITS GOING DOWN TONIGHT!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #143 on: June 23, 2010, 07:39:58 pm »
Yeah, but they were Tangerines. Butyou win, hands down, because you got the most relevant results!


Tangerines! PAH! Tangerines ARE NO ORANGES, CHEATER!!!

Also, I have, in my time, been known to eat two boxes... that's ten pounds, about 40 of the little fuckers... of tangerines in a single day.
If I had 22 Oranges, then I would have done it with them, and still not broken a sweat.  Or soiled myself.
And  if I had, I would never have come straight out with it. 
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 (10lbs, 40 tangerines? I think you must mean Clementines, or maybe Kumqats. Or perhaps  10oz) 
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #144 on: June 23, 2010, 07:41:28 pm »
What's the pulp content like?

Low pulp, I admit. But I had an actual orange just now.

Yeah, I think you'd need actual oranges. Low-pulp OJ isn't going to test your intestinal fortitude on a level that Cram had to deal with.

OJ doesn't count! At all.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #145 on: June 23, 2010, 07:45:11 pm »
I am torn between being really glad I didn't see this and going to buy a dozen oranges.
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« Reply #146 on: June 23, 2010, 07:46:58 pm »
Yeah, but they were Tangerines. Butyou win, hands down, because you got the most relevant results!


Tangerines! PAH! Tangerines ARE NO ORANGES, CHEATER!!!

Also, I have, in my time, been known to eat two boxes... that's ten pounds, about 40 of the little fuckers... of tangerines in a single day.
If I had 22 Oranges, then I would have done it with them, and still not broken a sweat.  Or soiled myself.
And  if I had, I would never have come straight out with it. 
"Hey everyone, you'll never guess what happened to me at work today!"
"Go on, . . . have a guess!"

 (10lbs, 40 tangerines? I think you must mean Clementines, or maybe Kumqats. Or perhaps  10oz) 


Clementines ARE tangerines, motherfucker! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tangerine
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #147 on: June 23, 2010, 07:47:34 pm »
but, you actually did give birth to a 'Little Orange', right?...


Yes. And her middle name is Clementine for a reason. :)
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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« Reply #148 on: June 23, 2010, 07:49:13 pm »
Oh, and my 12 oranges weighed in at 8 lbs total. Tangerines are easier to eat a lot of because they have more juice and less fiber by weight, so you don't feel so full.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #149 on: June 23, 2010, 07:56:00 pm »
The incoherent shouting in this thread reminds me of a chat we had last year...

15:11 [000]: CHOLERA SPRAY HOSE
15:26 Malachite: ANAL CUNT
15:27 Atrum_Monachus: FROZEN DICKVOMIT SANDWICH
15:40 Cain: Zyklon B fucknipple
15:47 Atrum_Monachus: You should nEver freeze one of those.
16:06 Atrum_Monachus: RUins the texture.
16:34 D-Squid: That's what makes it offensive.
16:38 Malachite: VOMITING JOSEF MENGELE DICKS
18:07 Atrum_Monachus: DRIPPING L RON HUBBARD ANAL LEAKAGE FART SAUCE TOMATO NIPPLE.
19:02 Malachite: (????)? Butts.
27:52 [000]: jewish glandular infection
32:12 Eve: my back won't stop twitching. :\
36:00 Lilith_Complex: Oh GODS if this headache gets any worse I'm going to start shooting morphine into my eyeball.
39:58 [000]: I HAVE CRAMMED FROM CRUSTY ANAL PAPERCUT LUNCH MUNCH MOUTH GURGLE GAG PLUMBING FECAL SUFFOCATION
40:24 [000]: (CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SMELL)
45:28 Cramulus: ANAL?
49:54 [000]: ANAL!
50:02 Atrum_Monachus: FIST
51:51 [000]: (FESTERING PUSS MAGGOT ITCH GANGRENE SUSPENSION)
52:24 Cramulus: Dong piss monkey scab twat waffle
52:41 Cramulus: dicks, dicks.... dicks and pus.
53:27 Cramulus: ballsweat tube tubesock lube cockamamey turd potato
54:43 [000]: PERIODICAL OCULAR RUSTY NAIL INSERTION
55:16 Cramulus: MINNIE MOUSE HOT POTATO PICK A BLOUSE WINNABAGO
02:38 [000]: (PERPETUAL PENIS PERFORATOR)
04:49 Cramulus: dicks dicks dicks twatnugget ball day
10:16 Payne: STFU, TRIP
10:20 Payne: I WILL END YOU
10:28 The Dark Monk: THEN START YOU AGAIN
10:31 The Dark Monk: WITH HIS PENIS.
10:43 Harlequin: I love it when he does that
10:44 Payne: MY PENIS HAS MUCH TORQUE
10:49 Payne: IT COULD BE DONE
16:07 Cramulus: WHY IF IT ISN'T A JIZZPARTY IN HERE
16:09 [000]: SCAT SCOOPING SCAB CHEWING CHAFED PRICKLY POTATOE PEELER PECK PECK PECK PECK PAIN
16:35 Cramulus: DICKS BALLS INSIPID CUM JUGGLER
16:41 Payne: CRAM
16:44 Payne: LET'S DUEL
16:49 Cramulus: UR ON
16:50 Eve: CRAM
16:53 Cramulus: Eve
16:58 Payne: I ROLL 18 on a D20
17:01 Malachite: OH GOD ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO IRCRP
17:06 Malachite: IT'S WORSE THAN LARPING
17:18 Cramulus: I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD DILDO
17:32 Payne: I DON MY MOTHERFUCKIN MESSIAH GEAR
17:41 Cramulus: MONKEY PISS ANAL SCAB DICK SHIT DICK PARADE DICK DICK GRANDMA DICK
17:44 Payne: PWNED
17:56 Payne: DIE
18:04 Cramulus: I TAKE OFFENSE AT YOUR VIBRATING THROAT MUSCLES TRYING TO SEDUCE ME WITH THEIR CUM CHARM
18:05 Payne: [19:17] <@Payne> I ROLL 18 on a D20
18:18 Cramulus: INCONTINENT DICK WOBBLERS
18:31 Payne: CRAM, I RAM MY GOLF CLUB DOON YER THROAT
18:34 Cramulus: JAM IT IN YOUR HOCKEY MASK
18:37 Payne: SPAG
18:44 Cramulus: AND BY THAT I MEAN YOUR LUKEWARM CUM CARAVAN
18:46 [000]: I ROLE NINE D20S!!!!!!!!!
18:46 Payne: A'LL PIT YER HEID IN
18:52 Cramulus: I ROLL BLUNTS
19:00 [000]: FUCK YOU CRAM THATS HOW I ROLL
19:12 Cramulus: I TAKE YOUR PENIS AND WOBBLE IT
19:24 [000]: I CAST LEveL 27 SCROTAL DANDRUFF
19:41 [000]: ROLL A WILLY SAVE
19:46 Cramulus: LISTEN YOU ANAL MORMONS I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR CANINE PENIS CHICANERY
19:55 Cramulus: HAIL DICKS
20:11 Cramulus: DICK CUNT SCALLIWAG PISS TURBAN ASS BRAIN DICK REAR ASSULT MUCUS MEMBRANE
20:12 Payne: CRAM, IF I HAD WD40, I'D TOTALLY GREASE YOU UP, MOTHERFUCKER
20:24 Cramulus: IF I HAD 2D10 I'D ROLL PERCENTILE UP YOUR ASS
20:29 Payne: FEEL THE Payne
21:04 Cramulus: FEEL THIS YOU JIZZ COW: MY COCK VEIN RESONATING WITH YOUR COLON CANER AND I RAM MY OVIPOSITOR INTO YOUR BELLY BUTTON
21:12 Cramulus: BA-BAM
21:33 Cramulus: BEHIND YOUR BACK ALL YOUR RELATIVES CALL YOU ANAL PIE
21:39 Cramulus has changed the topic to: SWEARING
22:01 Cramulus: I SHIT COCKS THAT PISS BALS
22:38 Payne: CRAMULOID, IF ONLY I HAD EARLY 20th CENTURY DOCTORS WHO WOULD LANCE YOUR SORRY ASS
22:39 [000]: YOUR PRESUMPTUOUS PRENATAL PRANCING PROTO POOP POSES POOR PRACTICAL PUNISHMENT\
23:25 Cramulus: DICK LORDS: STOP JIZZING FOR TEN SECONDS AND UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE A SHITBRICK SHORT OF AN ASS FULL OF SHINOLA
24:14 [000]: THE PUSS--THAT INFECTS THE MUCUS--THAT CRUDS UP THE FUNGUS--THAT FEEDS ON THE POND SCUM
24:40 Payne: CRAM COPULATES COPIOUS CUNTS, CANING CANINE CRAP COLLISEUMS. CORPULENCE CARES CEASELESSLY.
24:43 Cramulus: I'M GOING TO POUR AN ENTIRE GALLON OF CANOLA OIL INTO YOUR MOTHER'S BEDROOM AND TELL HER IT'S YOUR DAD'S GOLDEN WINE. SURE ENOUGH, SHE STARTS LICKING IT UP LIKE A CRACK PIPE ON PROM NIGHT
25:24 Payne: "[19:25] <+Cramulus> I'M GOING TO POUR AN ENTIRE GALLON OF CANOLA OIL INTO YOURMOTHER'S BEDROOM AND TELL HER IT'S YOUR DAD'S GOLDEN WINE. SURE ENOUGH, SHE STARTS LICKING IT UP LIKE A CRACK PIPE ON PROM NIGHT" :POTD:
25:33 Cramulus: MY NEIGHBOR HASN'T SEEN SO MUCH DICK TAR SINCE THE SPERM FLOOD OF 89
26:18 Cramulus: HE SAID, WOAH NELLY, I'M GOING TO BLOW SHIT OUT OF MY MOUTH SO HARD IT'LL GIVE YOUR KIDS A CONCUSSION
26:37 Cramulus: WHERE IN FACT, IT'LL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE A CONCUSSION. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.
27:22 [000]: DICK TAR ANT HONEY FIRE BURNING STINGING ITCH LICE PENIS
27:40 Cramulus: LISTEN YOU INSIPID JIZZ PANDA I'VE HAD ENOUGH PISS TALK FROM YOUR RECTAL COLLEGE AND SIMPERING TURD BAGEL FRIENDS. SO INSTEAD OF PISSING OFF, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING SIT IN IT AND COPULATE?
28:30 Cramulus: I'M TEN TIMES THE PISS PIRATE YOU COULD EveR BE, AND THREE TIMES THE DICKS. I CAN'T EveN LOOK AT THIS SHIT ANYMORE, THE STINK WAVES ARE GETTING IN THE WAY OF ME SHITTING LIQUID SCABS ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL REPORT CARD
28:33 Cramulus: WHAT
28:50 Cramulus: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT YOU PECKISH ANAL LEPRECHAUN?
28:59 Cramulus: LISTEN I'VE SEEN WILLOW AND YOU SUCKED ASS IN IT
29:34 Cramulus: I'LL CALL YOU - A THROAT GOBBLER. TO YOUR FACE!
29:38 Cramulus: SIT ON IT
29:40 Cramulus: IN FACT
29:44 Cramulus: SHIT ON IT
29:50 Payne: CRAM
30:05 Payne: WHEN I MEET YOU, EXPECT A BOTTLE OF VODKA IN THE FACE
30:06 Cramulus: SHIT FUCK DAMN
30:17 Payne: ARSE RAIDING MUNCHEN
30:43 Cramulus: WHEN I VODKA YOU, EXPECT TO CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SHIT LIKE AN ANAL TODDLER WITH NO FUCKING CLUE HOW HE GOT BOTH HIS FISTS LODGED IN YOUR PUSTULOUS ASS
30:43 Payne: I HATE YOU SO HARD, THE WHITES OF MY EYES ARE PINK FROM BURST BLOOD VESSELS
31:03 Payne: CRAM, I'LL ASS FUCK YOU, WITH MY WHOLE LEG
31:15 Payne: WITHOUT LUBE
31:16 Idem: GUYS THIS IS A BUSINESS MEETING
31:23 Idem: KEEP IT DOWN
31:24 Cramulus: I HATE YOU LIKE A CHILD HATES GETTING PISTOL WHIPPED IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CHURCH BUT THAT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON FOR TALKING SHIT IN THE HOUSE OF THE LOUUURRRDE
31:29 Payne: CAUSE THATS HOW I ENJOY MY ASS FUCKIN
31:54 Cramulus: IF YOU'LL QUIT GARGLING JIZZ FOR JUST A FUCKING SECOND YOU'LL SEE THAT YOU ARE DAMAGING MY SELF ESTEEM
32:00 Payne: FUCK YOUR LORD CRAM, HE CRIED WHEN I INSERTED MY GREAT WHITE PALADIN INTO HIS ANUS
32:31 Payne: HE SHOUTED THIS IS MY BODY THIS IS MY BLOOD, BUT I JUST LAUGHED
32:36 Cramulus: THERE AREN'T FONT TAGS BIG ENOUGH TO CONTAIN YOUR PREGNANT ASS
32:51 Idem: FUCK YOU BOTH
32:58 Cramulus: I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY THAT ROTUND OR YOUR LEGS ARE PREGNANT
33:10 Payne: CRAM, THERE AREN'T ANY PROGRAMS THAT YOU COULD RECOMEND THAT WOULD CONTAIN YOUR EGO
33:20 Payne: STUCK UP EGOTISTIC MOTHERFUCKER
33:29 Cramulus: IN EITHER CASE, LET ME RECCOMMEND AN ABORTION DOCTOR: MY FIST, A COAT HANGER, AND A BOTTLE OF VODKA. WE'LL MAKE A ROMANTIC EveNING OUT OF IT
33:30 Payne: I LIKE ANAKIN SKYWALKER MORE THAN YOU
34:09 Payne: FUCK CRAM, MAKE THAT WHICKEY, AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A FRIDAY NIGHT OUT IN SUACHIEHALL
34:15 Cramulus: I'D RATHER DIE IN A BURNING BUS WRECK WHERE ALL THE OTHER PASSENGERS ARE CLONES OF THE HOMELESS GUY WHO KEEPS EYE FUCKING ME THAN SPEND ONE MORE GODDAMN SECOND SMELLING YOUR LOUSY CUNT
34:46 Payne: CRAM, I SHAT OUT A MASSIVE LOG OF FECAL MATTER TODAY, IT HAD YOUR FACE
34:48 Cramulus: YOU'RE LIKE THE JIZZ PARADE,  BUT INSTEAD OF CELEBRATING, EveRYBODY GETS AIDS
35:00 Payne: SO I SET IT ON FIRE BEFORE I FLUSHED
35:08 Cramulus: I'M GONNA BREAK MY FIST OFF IN YOUR COLON
35:20 Payne: FUCK YEA, SUCKER PUNCH THOSE WORMS
35:31 Payne: CHRIST KNOWS I NEED IT
35:52 Cramulus: IN FACT, I'M GONNA GET A PET TAPE WORM AND NAME IT STUPID PIECE OF CUM-SHIT BECAUSE THEY REMIND ME OF YOU
36:49 Cramulus: YOU THINK I'M NOT SERIOUS? I WILL PERSONALLY CLIMB DOWN OFF THIS BUILDING AND STRETCH YOUR JAWS AROUND YOUR OWN ASS AND MAKE YOU TAKE A DUMP RIGHT INTO YOUR EYE SOCKETS
36:50 Payne: CRAM, I MEASURED THE DISTANCE TO THE PUB IN CRAMS, EXCEPT IN THE VERNACULAR I CALLED THEM DISTANCES BETWEEN TIGHTLY COILED PILES OF COG SHIT
37:51 Cramulus: THE OTHER DAY I OPENED MY FRONT DOOR AND I WAS LIKE "OH HEY DUDE" BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A QUIVERING BOWL OF DOG SNOT THAT SOMEBODY HAD HEATED UP IN A MICROWAVE UNTIL IT STARTED TO SING SHOWTUNES AND CRAP PISS ALL OVER YOUR GODDAMN LAWN
37:59 Cramulus: IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE
38:14 Cramulus: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I'VE DONE NOTHING BUT SWEAR FOR ELEveN MINUTES NOWWWWWWW
39:43 Cramulus: SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL POUR RAZORS INTO YOUR SHIT AND TELL CHILDREN THAT IT IS A DELICIOUS SURPRISE, THEN SUE YOU
40:46 Harlequin: DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING COME DOWN AND SHOVE COAXIAL SOUND CABLES INTO YOUR ASS AND THEN PLAY AC/DC SO FUCKING LOUD YOUR FUCKING ANUS WILL STAR DANCING AND EJECT ALL THE FUCKING SHIT THAT YOU'VE BEEN HOARDING FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS AND NINE MONTHS AND THREE DAYS AND FORTY-FIVE SECONDS
41:56 Cramulus: JESUS CHRIST I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SIMPERING SHITTALK PISSBALLS
42:19 Cramulus: I'M RELOADING RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER FUCKING PUT ON A HELMET AND TAKE A SHIT
42:26 Cainad: FOUL LANGUAGE
42:36 Malachite: <+Cramulus> SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL POUR RAZORS INTO YOUR SHIT AND TELL CHILDREN THAT IT IS A DELICIOUS SURPRISE, THEN SUE YOU <--- this is the best insult/threat I have heard in a while
43:05 Harlequin: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BACK DOWN MOTHER FUCKER OR I'LL ROLL UP NEW SCIENTIST AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH SCIENCE EXCEPT IT WILL BE SCIENCE COVERED IN YOUR OWN BLOOD AND VOMIT AND SHIT
43:13 Cramulus: WHAT
43:41 Cramulus: I WILL WRAP YOU HEAD TO TOE IN DUCT TAPE AND PUT SNAKES IN YOUR INTESTINES THAT EAT YOUR SHIT SO WHEN YOU SHIT YOU SHIT SNAKES FULL OF SHIT
44:09 Harlequin: Well I find that just in bad taste
44:20 Cramulus: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
44:30 Cainad: ALL OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE SLIMY DOLPHIN BALLS UP BEFORE I FORCE CANDIRU FISH INTO EveRY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR ORIFICES AND LIGHT YOUR FACE ON FIRE
45:08 Cramulus: YOU'RE A SODA DRINKING DANDRUFF SORTER WITH A BLACKLIGHT SENSITIVE ANAL BRAIN WITH ASS CHEEKS FOR LOBES
46:01 Cramulus: I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY MORE OF YOUR INTRACTABLE MENTAL JIZZ OLYMPICS
46:47 Cramulus: BUT IN THE MEANTIME I AWARD YOU THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR BEING A SPECIAL-ED PISS POLYP
46:52 Cainad: YEAH WELL YOU'RE A SIDEWALK-SNIFFING ALCOHOLIC WITH PHILOSOPHICAL CONSTIPATION
47:20 Harlequin: YOUR SPAGMOSEXUAL ANTICS MAKE FUCKING RETARDED CROMAGNONS LOOK LIKE FREAKING UNIVERSITY GRADUATES FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF AWESOME-VILL THAT HAS A POLICY OF FUCKIGN ABORTING COCK-SUCKERS LIKE YOU IN THE THIRD TRIMESTER
48:01 Cainad: ALSO YOU DISGUST ME WITH YOUR DETRITUS-BASED ANAL PLAY DURING THE FUNERAL'S OF BELOVED GRANDMOTHERS
48:16 Cainad: FUNERALS, EveN
48:53 Cramulus: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN FIRE OUT OF YOUR FACE-ASS? I'VE PISSED IN THE SNOW AND IT WAS A TONY-AWARD WINNING NOVELLA COMPARED WITH THE SORT OF GUTTERPUNK VERBAL CANCER YOU LEAK LIKE AN OVERRIPE PUSTULE FULL OF CUM
49:23 Harlequin: I SPY JIZZ-MONKEYS OFF THE STARBOARD BOW AND THEY'VE GOT YOUR FUCKING NAME ON THEM. AND THEY SHARE YOUR LEveL OF STUPIDITY HENCE WHY THEY APPLY A SINGLE NAME TO A THE BUNCH OF THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DISTINGUISH BETWEEN SINGLUAR AND PLURAL BECAUSE THEY'RE THAT FUCKIGN RETARDED. LIKE YOU
49:37 Cramulus: JESUS
49:57 Cramulus: I NEED MORE COFFEE
50:58 Cainad: YOUR SUCH AN ARROGANT BUTTJUICE CHUGGER THAT YOU PROBABLY DON'T EveN NOTICE THAT YOUR PUS-FILLED EYEBALLS EXPLODED ALL OVER YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IN FACT YOU PROBABLY FED IT TO YOUR DOG AND THEN DROPPED IT OUR THE WINDOW YOU ZIT-JUGGLING FUCKFACE
51:13 FAAAARK: sup cuntnuggets
51:14 Cramulus: fuck
51:15 Cainad: AND CALLED IT "ART"
51:32 Idem: my favorite one was "THE OTHER DAY I OPENED MY FRONT DOOR AND I WAS LIKE "OH HEY DUDE" BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A QUIVERING BOWL OF DOG SNOT THAT SOMEBODY HAD HEATED UP IN A MICROWAVE UNTIL IT STARTED TO SING SHOWTUNES AND CRAP PISS ALL OVER YOUR GODDAMN LAWN"
51:47 Cramulus: SHIT COCK RECHARGING
52:05 Cainad: EAR JIZZ ANTICS
52:51 P3nt4gr4m: what I really wanted from this place was crystal meth and a blowjob but I'll settle for tourettes
52:59 Cramulus: JESUS IT'S FUCKING P3NT
53:33 Cramulus: THAT IS TO SAY - JESUS SOME TOTAL MORON HAS JACKED PENT'S ACCOUNT AND NOW HE'S SAYING THE DUMBEST SHIT AN IDIOT COULD IMAGINE
55:48 Cramulus: I'LL GIVE YOU WOOD. I'LL RAM MY COCKKNOB RIGHT IN YOUR EYE UNTIL YOU BURST INTO TEARS BUT INSTEAD OF TEARS ITS HIGHLY ACIDIC URINE THAT EATS YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE THE GUY FROM RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK AND SOME CUNT IS LIKE MOMMY MOMMY, DOES THAT MAN HAVE SOME SORT OF RENAL DEFECT? AND HER MOM WILL SAY NO SWEETHEART, HE'S JUST A FAT, JITTERY, LOATHSOME PIECE OF SHIT THAT CAN'T TELL HIS OWN FACE FROM A MOUNTAIN OF TODDLER TURDS THAT PEDOS
57:33 P3nt4gr4m: CRAM I RAMMED BOTH MY FISTS AND HALF MY FOOT IN YOUR MOMS ASSHOLE LAST NIGHT AND THEN SPENT SO LONG TRYING TO WORK OUT WHICH HOLE WAS WHICH SHE UNLOADED THE MOTHER OF ALL FOLLOW THROUGHS RIGHT IN MY FACE.
57:41 P3nt4gr4m: i GOT CHARGED EXTRA FOR THAT
57:41 Cramulus: ANAL SWEAT SHIT DICKS FUCK SHIT URINE PISS FUCK DRIPPINGS RUNNING DOWN YOUR FACE SMELLS LIKE SOME KIND OF ANAL RACE
59:16 P3nt4gr4m: BABY ASS RAPE
59:25 Cramulus: IT TOOK ME 18 MONTHS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT UP WITH YOUR VERBAL AIDS YOU DICK TURBAN
59:28 ***Cramulus breathing heavily
59:37 Cramulus: can't.... stop... fuck....
00:17 P3nt4gr4m: WHY NOT TRY FUCKING YOURSELF IN THE WINDPIPE WITH A LENGTH OF ROTTING HORSE COCK
01:00 Cramulus: HOW ABOUT YOU EAT A WHOLE CANOE FULL OF MORMON MEN ALL JACKING EACH OTHER OFF
01:15 P3nt4gr4m: POUR SOME BLEACH DOWN IT TO SIMULATE SPOOGE
01:43 Cramulus: HOW ABOUT YOU DIE TEN TIMES IN A ROW AND THEN I'LL FIST YOUR WIFE ON YOUR GRAVE
01:46 Cramulus: AND SHE'LL SHIT
02:11 P3nt4gr4m: SUPERGLUE YOUR EYES TO A BABIES NIPPLES THEN JERK YOUR HEAD BACK AND SEE WHICH COMES OFF FIRST
02:24 Astantia: whoa
02:29 P3nt4gr4m: SRSLY
02:42 Cramulus: FIRST YOU FIGURE THIS OUT: WHAT HAS MORE KNUCKLES - YOUR MOM'S HAIRY ASS FEET, OR YOUR COLON WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU?
02:57 Cainad: I THINK YOU REALLY OUGHT TO SLIDE BARE-ASSED DOWN A PALM TREE COVERED IN FERRET LYMPH NODES SO THAT I CAN THEN REMOVE YOUR DESTROYED ANUS AND SELL IT ON EBAY SO THEN I'LL HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY AN ELECTRIC EEL TO SHOVE UP YOUR URETHRA
02:58 Cramulus: HINT: YOUR MOTHER LOST A FOOT TO DIABETES AND IS A SMELLY CUNT
03:17 P3nt4gr4m: MY MOMS ASS DOESN'T HAVE FEET - THAT'S YOUR INBRED FUCKING SIUSTER YOURE THINKING ABOUT
03:23 Cramulus: SHIT
03:54 Cramulus: MY INBRED SISTER IS A SAINT AND YOU'RE A CARTOON CHARACTER DOING HARD TIME FOR DICKS
04:35 P3nt4gr4m: ONE MOAR REMARK THAT THAT AND i'LL GIVE YOU A CHAINSAW ENEMA THEN FILL THE CARNAGE FULL OF SEMOLINA AND GET A RETARD TO LICK IT OUT
04:45 Cainad: YOUR INBRED SISTER EATS PASTRIES MADE OUT OF SCROTUMS
05:07 P3nt4gr4m: YOUR INBRED SISTER EATS ANYONE WHO GIVES HER A COOKIE
06:23 P3nt4gr4m: TALK ABOUT BEATING AROUND THE BUSH
06:41 P3nt4gr4m: JUST WHAT THE FUCK EXACTLY YOU TRYING TO SAY THERE JIZZGARGLER?
06:57 Cramulus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
06:59 Cramulus: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
07:15 Cramulus: YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID NIPPLEDICK IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY BLOOD OUT OF MY ASS
07:33 Cramulus: OR JIZZ TEARS OF SORROW INTO THAT DISGUSTING CRAP YOU MADE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT
07:37 Cramulus: EITHER WAY, FUCK YOU
08:14 P3nt4gr4m: YOU MAKE ME WANT TO DONKEYPUNCH MY OWN GRANDMA TILL HER HAIR FALLS OUT THEN MAKE A DILDO OUT OF THE HAIR AND SET FIRE TO IT BEFORE RAMMING IT UP YOUR URETHRA
09:20 P3nt4gr4m: HOLY FUCK
09:33 P3nt4gr4m: ARE YOU HAVING SOME KINDA EMBOLISM OR SOMETHING?
10:01 Cramulus: I DON'T KNOW!!!
10:16 Cramulus: THIS IS KILLLLLLLLLING MEEEEEEEE
10:30 Cramulus: IT SEEMS I CAN'T STOP SWEARING
10:41 Cramulus: EveRY TIME I THINK IT'S GOING TO END, I READ SOMETHING YOU SAID AND IT SETS ME OFF AGAIN
11:04 P3nt4gr4m: COS i'M SETTING UP A WESITE WHERE WE INDUCE EMBOLISMS IN VISRGINS, JUST AT THE POINT OF THEIR FIRST ORGASM AND THEN FILM WEASELS, LICKING THE BLOOD OUT THE EARS BEFORE WE FUCK THE WEASELS SO HARD THEY SPLODEY THEN WE RUB THE BITS INTO THE DEAD VIRGIN'S ASSHOLE AAND SET FIRE TO IT
11:13 P3nt4gr4m: YOU ARE A VIRGIN RIGHT?
11:16 Cramulus: YOU'RE LIKE AN ENTIRE DAY-TRIP TO THE RETARD ZOO, BUT EveRYBODY'S A CLONE OF YOUR WORTHLESS JIZZ-SCULPTURE-FACE
11:24 Cramulus: SHIT
12:17 P3nt4gr4m: WE'RE CALLING THE SITE WWW.ARISTOCRATS.COM
13:00 P3nt4gr4m: ANYWAY - I JUST WANTED TO DROP BY TO SAY FUCK YUO
13:09 P3nt4gr4m: AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A NICE WAY
13:19 Cramulus: EAT DICKS X100
13:30 Cainad: CRAM YOUR COPROLALIA IS FUCKING INTOLERABLE. YOUR IMMATURE AND QUITE CLEARLY FURRY-EROTIC DESIRE TO PUKE YOUR MENTAL RENAL FAILURE IS A CANCER THAT GIVES EveRYONE UNDESCENDED TESTICLES
13:33 Cramulus: THIS IS ALL [000]
13:34 Cramulus: ALL HIS FAULT