DSPN Presents: Spanish Bastards vs The Glorious Dutch

[Doktor Howl]

So it's 0-0 at halftime, and I have to go get my teeth cleaned.  Bummer.

(For you English types, "getting your teeth cleaned" is an American ritual that is rather difficult to explain to outsiders.)

[Cain]

Well, I called that one wrong.

Spain faces the Netherlands in the final.  THIRTY YEARS WAR GRUDGE MATCH.

[LMNO]

Holy shit! I missed it all. How did Spain do it?

[Cain]

Carlos Puyol in the 73rd minute.  Spain had a corner and he headed it in.

[Suu]

[AFK]

The octopus was right.  Don't doubt the cephalapods!

[Triple Zero]

It was not a very interesting game, even though I missed most of it, cause I was preparing CURRY WURST (which was AWESOME)

but no matter the superiod German vibe of CURRY WURST, they lost

my gf is sad. also because I forgot to buy any vegetarian sausage, I just got bratwurst. But veggie sausage is some of the foulest meat imitations I know (I'd prefer raw tofu).

I told her, you still have a team left! Count yourself lucky!

It didn't work.

Fuck spain.

[Cain]

Currywurst is indeed rather awesome, and I'm surprised it's not more popular in other countries.  I mean, the UK loves curry and America loves sausages, you think at least those two places would be all over something that delicious.

[Triple Zero]

Yeah, I made my own curry sauce, even. Cause I don't really like the bottled one.

It was ketchup, white wine, yellow curry powder, black pepper, tsp mustard, bit of olive oil and worcestershiresauce.

Also a tiny clove of garlic, chopped, but in hindsight that didnt belong there. Some very finely chopped onion (or pureed) would have worked better.

Then when you pour it over the sliced sausage, a little sprinking of curry powder to finish it off.

At least that's the way I made it because that's the way I got it when I ordered it in Germany.

[Cain]

The garlic probably would've worked, if the worcestershire sauce wasn't present.  I'm guessing anyway, since I always use garlic for my curries, but never the sauce.

[Triple Zero]

You may be right. It was between tastings I added both, and then it tasted like something very familiar. Like how everybody has this spice/flavour mix that's usually in their dishes. With me garlic is a big part of that. But this time I was trying to make currysauce, not some generic awesome taste explosion.

[Eater of Clowns]

Mmm, currywurst.  I ate it almost daily on my trip to Germany and it still haunts my dreams.

[LMNO]

You Eurospags are fuckin' weird.

[LMNO]

Here we go.

FUCK YOU, PSYCHIC OCTOPUS!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

OCTOPUS IS GERMAN AND CANT BE TRUSTED IN MATTERS OF DUTCHNESS