WTF? Srlsy WTF?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Fred Rogers was never in the military, NT.  He was a life-long pacifist.

Hence it being an urban legend.

[BabylonHoruv]

But is there really no dirt on this Mr Rogers character whatsoever?

All I can find about him anywhere is that he's basically the most perfect, polite, friendly, encouraging, good-hearted etc etc etc person that is conceivably possible. Nearly almost beyond what is conceivably possible, it seems.

Not a speck on him?

Is he not actually a robot from the future?

There's an urban legend that he was a sniper in 'Nam, but that's about it. Though, if I recall, he was a Christian minister. It's slightly amusing to picture him giving a fire and brimstone sermon, but again, only because it would be so uncharacteristic.

Well, not all ministers give fire and brimstone sermons. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

But is there really no dirt on this Mr Rogers character whatsoever?

All I can find about him anywhere is that he's basically the most perfect, polite, friendly, encouraging, good-hearted etc etc etc person that is conceivably possible. Nearly almost beyond what is conceivably possible, it seems.

Not a speck on him?

Is he not actually a robot from the future?

There's an urban legend that he was a sniper in 'Nam, but that's about it. Though, if I recall, he was a Christian minister. It's slightly amusing to picture him giving a fire and brimstone sermon, but again, only because it would be so uncharacteristic.

Well, not all ministers give fire and brimstone sermons. 

Yeah, it was poorly worded, I admit, but one which I clarified.

[Iason Ouabache]

But is there really no dirt on this Mr Rogers character whatsoever?

All I can find about him anywhere is that he's basically the most perfect, polite, friendly, encouraging, good-hearted etc etc etc person that is conceivably possible. Nearly almost beyond what is conceivably possible, it seems.

Not a speck on him?

Is he not actually a robot from the future?

There's an urban legend that he was a sniper in 'Nam, but that's about it. Though, if I recall, he was a Christian minister. It's slightly amusing to picture him giving a fire and brimstone sermon, but again, only because it would be so uncharacteristic.

There was also a comic book written by Kevin Smith where he told Jay and Silent Bob to fuck off. That was unauthorized, of course. So yeah...

[Brotep]

I heard he got captured on camera saying "That'll fix the bastards" becaues he thought they had stopped filming.

However, this only makes me a bigger fan.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I heard he got captured on camera saying "That'll fix the bastards" becaues he thought they had stopped filming.

However, this only makes me a bigger fan.

Is that what Gabbo on the Simpsons was based on?

[Kai]

I heard he got captured on camera saying "That'll fix the bastards" becaues he thought they had stopped filming.

However, this only makes me a bigger fan.

[Cain]

But is there really no dirt on this Mr Rogers character whatsoever?

All I can find about him anywhere is that he's basically the most perfect, polite, friendly, encouraging, good-hearted etc etc etc person that is conceivably possible. Nearly almost beyond what is conceivably possible, it seems.

Not a speck on him?

Is he not actually a robot from the future?

There's an urban legend that he was a sniper in 'Nam, but that's about it. Though, if I recall, he was a Christian minister. It's slightly amusing to picture him giving a fire and brimstone sermon, but again, only because it would be so uncharacteristic.

No, he was a stone-cold killer in Nam.  They covered it up, because the public cant handle the truth.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

But is there really no dirt on this Mr Rogers character whatsoever?

All I can find about him anywhere is that he's basically the most perfect, polite, friendly, encouraging, good-hearted etc etc etc person that is conceivably possible. Nearly almost beyond what is conceivably possible, it seems.

Not a speck on him?

Is he not actually a robot from the future?

There's an urban legend that he was a sniper in 'Nam, but that's about it. Though, if I recall, he was a Christian minister. It's slightly amusing to picture him giving a fire and brimstone sermon, but again, only because it would be so uncharacteristic.

No, he was a stone-cold killer in Nam.  They covered it up, because the public cant handle the truth.

Do marsupials even have the opportunity to watch Mr. Rogers? 

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Have you by any chance lost your kitty?

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Its a beautiful day in North Vietnam,
A Beautiful day in North Vietnam,
Oh wont you be dead?
Wont you be dead?
Ive always wanted to shoot a commie just like you,
Ive always wanted to kill a man like you, soooo
Lets make the most of this beautiful day,
Since your in my sights I might as well say,
wont you be mine,
wont you be mine,
wont you be my victim.

[Eve Hill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogfQnj7aLto