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Name Iason's First Born Son

Started by Iason Ouabache, July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM

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Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Sigmatic on July 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
Wait a minute... Android and Eris? You were trying to make a subtle joke about HTC phones, weren't you?

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You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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with martini garnish middle name:
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Dysnomia

Quote from: Ferka Zarco on July 03, 2010, 06:24:06 AM
Potentiometer and Lupus are pretty good, though.




IT'S NEVER LUPUS!


It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Jasper

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 16, 2010, 07:10:59 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
Wait a minute... Android and Eris? You were trying to make a subtle joke about HTC phones, weren't you?

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

No! 


....Yes.  :oops:

Suu

I still say go Roman/Latin names!

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Mark who kicked ass in Germania. SRSLY.
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Iason Ouabache

My wife has an ancient cousin whose name is Max. If he kicks the bucket before the baby is born then we kinda have to use it. I think I can talk her into Maximus or Maxwell.
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Michal

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 17, 2010, 02:49:20 AM
My wife has an ancient cousin whose name is Max. If he kicks the bucket before the baby is born then we kinda have to use it. I think I can talk her into Maximus or Maxwell.

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Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

BabylonHoruv

Has anyone said Malaclypse yet?
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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 17, 2010, 02:49:20 AM
My wife has an ancient cousin whose name is Max. If he kicks the bucket before the baby is born then we kinda have to use it. I think I can talk her into Maximus or Maxwell.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 17, 2010, 03:44:30 AM
Has anyone said Malaclypse yet?

Maxaclypse!

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Pæs


Jasper

How about Bass?

Bass is a good name.  Get him a dog named Treble.  Epic.

Rumckle

I think no matter what, you should give him the middle name "Danger"
It's not trolling, it's just satire.