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Started by Telarus, July 07, 2010, 09:42:22 PM

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Telarus

July 07, 2010, 09:42:22 PM
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/07/pay-and-sit-park-bench-libertarian-dream.php


The worst of Libertarianism and You-Can't-Sit-Here-Authoritarianism.....COMBINED!
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Doktor Howl

#1
July 07, 2010, 09:44:25 PM
OH, FUCK YEAH!

Dok,
Is gonna improve some benches.
Molon Lube

The Wizard

#2
July 07, 2010, 09:45:41 PM Last Edit: July 07, 2010, 09:51:15 PM by Dr. James Semaj
If you were willing to pay some electricity bills or steal power from someone else, you could just put an electrified plate there instead. Pay or get tasered in the ass.
Insanity we trust.

Freeky

#3
July 07, 2010, 10:47:00 PM
 :lulz: WTF is this shit?

Juana

#4
July 07, 2010, 10:59:24 PM
 :lulz: This is ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Doktor Howl

#5
July 07, 2010, 11:13:07 PM
NOTICE: 
NO SLEEPING ON PARK BENCHES.
PARK BENCHES EXCRETE THE EBOLA ZAIRE
VIRUS BETWEEN 10PM AND 5AM.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
July 07, 2010, 11:22:31 PM
The best part is how seriously people are taking it... the comments are rad.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#7
July 07, 2010, 11:41:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 11:13:07 PM
NOTICE: 
NO SLEEPING ON PARK BENCHES.
PARK BENCHES EXCRETE THE EBOLA ZAIRE
VIRUS BETWEEN 10PM AND 5AM.

Ganked for the park nearby.  :lulz:

Doktor Howl

#8
July 08, 2010, 02:13:51 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 07, 2010, 11:41:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 11:13:07 PM
NOTICE: 
NO SLEEPING ON PARK BENCHES.
PARK BENCHES EXCRETE THE EBOLA ZAIRE
VIRUS BETWEEN 10PM AND 5AM.

Ganked for the park nearby.  :lulz:

I'm going to have some plastic signs printed.
Molon Lube

DiscoUkulele

#9
July 08, 2010, 03:03:58 AM
That's amazing  :lulz:
You shouldn't let poets lie to you.
                                 - Bjork

Doktor Howl

#10
July 08, 2010, 03:50:30 AM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on July 08, 2010, 03:03:58 AM
That's amazing  :lulz:

Stolen from Transmet, though.
Molon Lube

President Television

#11
July 10, 2010, 06:34:55 AM
Oh dear...

I just had a debate with a hyperlibertarian, anarchist friend of mine over this and he actually supported these things.  :x
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Cain

#12
July 10, 2010, 12:08:43 PM
Libertarian anarchocapitalists - treating property as SRS BIZNESS since the 1800s

MMIX

#13
July 10, 2010, 12:54:31 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 07, 2010, 09:42:22 PM
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/07/pay-and-sit-park-bench-libertarian-dream.php


The worst of Libertarianism and You-Can't-Sit-Here-Authoritarianism.....COMBINED!

The best of radical street art too  . . . kind of like a meme bomb with a sting in the tail . . .
a meme-bum

added bonus comment on art and commerce from looking up the german art student who designed the bench was this little gem guaranteed to slurp cash from your "guerilla gardening is such a good idea" types . . . it'll look great and truly subversive on their coffee tables
http://5z8.info/how2pipebomb_d5v9j_56-DEPLOY-TROJAN-287.mw9----
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#14
July 10, 2010, 01:07:45 PM
Needs sharper spikes. :lulz:
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