Assasin's Creed

[Rhys Rhaven]

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Oh, and I get to stab people in the face.

Thank you Discordia.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

What about Tequila?

And face-raping bats?

[Rhys Rhaven]

Yes please. http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/Boris%20Vallejo%20-%20Vampi%201994%20Vampire%20Bat,%20Skull,%20Erotic%20Woman.jpg
Do combine.

[The Johnny]

Thats not a woman. 

[Suu]

That's Vampira by Boris Vallejo. It's a woman, just one from the comicverse. 

[Jasper]

I've seen women with scarier musculature. 

Mainly because a friend of mine buys that kind of magazine, and leaves them in the bathroom to read.

[East Coast Hustle]

"to read" is an endearing euphemism.

[Jasper]

  No really, he likes the ARTICLES.

[GIGGLES]

DICKNIPPLES ITT

[Cain]

This thread was even more pointlessly stupid in Aneristic Illusions, so consider yourselves lucky I moved it.

[Dimocritus]

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Oh, and I get to stab people in the face.

Thank you Discordia.

WTF is this shit? How many times do I have to say this?

IF YOU'RE GONNA SHIT, FINE.

JUST NOT IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!

[Dimocritus]

That's Vampira by Boris Vallejo. It's a woman, just one from the comicverse. 

Also, I'd hate to burst your bubble (well, hate is a strong word) but that's Vampirella. You're giving comic book geeks a bad name. And that's tough to do.

[Cramulus]

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Oh, and I get to stab people in the face.

Thank you Discordia.

it's crazy, right? I mean, the little disclaimer in the beginning of assassins creed states that it was written by a multicultural group of writers
from a variety of religious backgrounds
which CLEARLY means Discordians, judging by the stuff at the end of the game

unfortunately, assassins creed 2 puts the symbolism (the golden apple, the eye in the pyramid, leviathan) in a bit more Christian context

but at the very least, you know those guys read Illuminatus

[Jasper]

I played a bit of the game, but not enough to get to that stuff.

Shame.  The stabbing was good, though.

[E.O.T.]

IS THIS

          about a videogame?

I THOUGHT

          the O.P. was skimming Hassan I Sabbah/ the Hashishans & Mount Almut.

NO?

          what's this to do with P.D./ Discordianism?