THE DIVORCE PARTY TO END ALL DIVORCE PARTIES

[Michal]

<----Will hoist a shot or three of Fireball for the occasion.

[Richter]

It is ON! 

[LMNO]

Aug 21?

You know, that just might work... No promises.

[Suu]

Don't worry, the hosts of the party permit epic amounts of craziness.

They also have 2 crazy boxer pups...okay, they're a year and a half old pups, but they're bonkers and adorable.

Grill, fire pit, annoying stuffy neighbors...It's going to be like a 1980s college party flick!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Suu, would something delicious be an acceptable replacement for me, if I can wrangle up the cash to send it?

Absolutely!

If not, have the Dok shove you in a flat rate box.

ZE JOKES!  ZEY WRITE ZEMSELVES!   

[East Coast Hustle]

I'd come down for the party but I'll be in the Bahamas by then.

[Dimocritus]

I'd come down for the party but I'll be in the Bahamas by then.

Just had to take the opportunity to rub it in, eh?

[AFK]

I'd come down for the party but I'll be in the Bahamas by then.

I'll be in Aroostook County.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I wish I could be there! My thoughts will be with you!

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I wish I could be there! My thoughts will be with you!

THIS!!

We should all conference call in to sing SUU a garbled rendition of Happy Divorce Day!!!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I shall have the finest beer i can find in your honour on that day, Suu.

[Suu]

Excellent.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

thats the day before my birthday so i will be celebrating with you but in a different state 

[Suu]

YAY FRED!

[Suu]

DATE CHANGE. NAO 22ND SO WE CAN PARTY TOGETHER WITH FRED.