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http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25189.30

Since it's okay for you to use one of my monikers, I've regged at stormfront and a couple of other racist/pervert boards as "Vexation".

You'll be famous as a king-hell Nazi by this time next year.

Won't this be fun?
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Vexation, I expect you and I will be having lots of fun soon.
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2010, 04:51:20 am »
don't you assclowns have anything better to do than beef with each other over nothing?
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Re: Vexation, I expect you and I will be having lots of fun soon.
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2010, 04:52:06 am »
Like you need to ask. :lol:

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Re: Vexation, I expect you and I will be having lots of fun soon.
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2010, 04:52:24 am »
don't you assclowns have anything better to do than beef with each other over nothing?

Apparently not.

This came out of nowhere, but I'll be damned if I sit still for it.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Vexation, I expect you and I will be having lots of fun soon.
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2010, 04:55:00 am »
I'm just regretting adding him to the letters list, as he's shown he can't be fucking trusted with something like a return address.

Hey, Vex, you shitbird...Don't bother writing back.  Or anything else.  Dig?
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Vexation, I expect you and I will be having lots of fun soon.
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2010, 04:55:09 am »
lol

I wasn't trolling you man, I was just giving you a little shit. I didn't realize you'd think I was stealing your date to the Prom, ffs.
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2010, 04:56:03 am »
lol

I wasn't trolling you man, I was just giving you a little shit. I didn't realize you'd think I was stealing your date to the Prom, ffs.

Fuck off.

You posted as me.  I can't see how you'd expect me to find that funny.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Vexation, I expect you and I will be having lots of fun soon.
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2010, 04:57:31 am »
lol

I wasn't trolling you man, I was just giving you a little shit. I didn't realize you'd think I was stealing your date to the Prom, ffs.

Fuck off.

You posted as me.  I can't see how you'd expect me to find that funny.

Where did I post as you? I don't believe any of my posts bore any nickname you've ever used as the originating author of any posts... unless I'm magic and I hacked an account somewhere. By accident. Without ever logging out of this account.
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2010, 04:59:13 am »
lol

I wasn't trolling you man, I was just giving you a little shit. I didn't realize you'd think I was stealing your date to the Prom, ffs.

Fuck off.

You posted as me.  I can't see how you'd expect me to find that funny.

Where did I post as you? I don't believe any of my posts bore any nickname you've ever used as the originating author of any posts... unless I'm magic and I hacked an account somewhere. By accident. Without ever logging out of this account.

At your spagbook site.

Come on, you just fucking admitted it in the marketing thread.  You're already a thief, there's no reason to be a liar, too.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Vexation, I expect you and I will be having lots of fun soon.
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2010, 05:00:59 am »
I did not fucking post as you. Link, please.
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2010, 05:01:49 am »
I did not fucking post as you. Link, please.

Top of this page, links to the page where you said it.  Also on the following page.

You piece of shit.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2010, 05:04:13 am »
So, yeah, Spagbook users...Keep in mind that apparently your account/PI/whatever is fair game for Vex's amusement.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2010, 05:05:19 am »
Good fun on IRC, too.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2010, 05:07:58 am »
I did not fucking post as you. Link, please.

Top of this page, links to the page where you said it.  Also on the following page.

You piece of shit.

Oh jesus christ. Here, let me explain the conversation.

NP: "blah blah Windows Explorer"
Me: "I don't use Windows blah blah. You don't know me very well do you." <I.E., if you knew me (HERE ON PD) you'd know I don't use Windows.>
NP: "no, I don't know you at all unless it's a name change." <that is, I don't know you at all unless you've previously used some different nickname.>
Me: IN JEST (as anyone other than you, apparently, can tell) "Yeah, I used to be TGRR."
You: HOLY SHIT THAT MEANS YOU POSTED AS ME AT SPAGBOOK HATE HATE BLAH SHIT HATE HATE SHIT BLAH BLAH HATE PUKE TROLL GRRR

I don't know what universe you come from but the rules of logic there don't work in this universe.
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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2010, 05:10:34 am »
I did not fucking post as you. Link, please.

Top of this page, links to the page where you said it.  Also on the following page.

You piece of shit.

Oh jesus christ. Here, let me explain the conversation.

NP: "blah blah Windows Explorer"
Me: "I don't use Windows blah blah. You don't know me very well do you." <I.E., if you knew me (HERE ON PD) you'd know I don't use Windows.>
NP: "no, I don't know you at all unless it's a name change." <that is, I don't know you at all unless you've previously used some different nickname.>
Me: IN JEST (as anyone other than you, apparently, can tell) "Yeah, I used to be TGRR."
You: HOLY SHIT THAT MEANS YOU POSTED AS ME AT SPAGBOOK HATE HATE BLAH SHIT HATE HATE SHIT BLAH BLAH HATE PUKE TROLL GRRR

I don't know what universe you come from but the rules of logic there don't work in this universe.

Uh huh.  Interesting how the story changes from "I'm pretty sure nobody thought I was seriously trying to assume the TGRR identity other than you." to "I didn't do it".

You should check out IRC, by the way.

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.