So, here's what imma gonna do...

[Doktor Howl]

"Run from room screaming at the top of your lungs.  Then come back in and sit quietly in your chair, keeping your eyes locked on the band for the rest of the set."

"Buy your neighbor a drink, tell them it's from the man across the room."

"Get up from your chair, run around it five times, sit back down and pant like a dog for 10 seconds."

"Do the Hokey Pokey to one whole song in the set."

"Ask your neighbor to demonstrate one hand clapping."

...

Bellow out "LORD HAVE MERCY, I'VE SHAT MY PANTS!"

[Dimocritus]

These are some great ideas! Imma try to get a vid posted if all goes according to plan. Mwahaha...

[Pæs]

"Stand there looking like you've got a really embarrassing task and there is no way you are going to do it. Pointedly avoid eye contact with the others in the audience who will notice and be mad at you for not playing the game."

[AFK]

Proclaim your love of Celine Dion to the people around you. 

[LMNO]

"Stand there looking like you've got a really embarrassing task and there is no way you are going to do it. Pointedly avoid eye contact with the others in the audience who will notice and be mad at you for not playing the game."

Also,


"Cross your arms, stand still, and act aloof and too cool for any of this bullshit."



(Note to anyone not in New England: The above action is the default behavior of everyone who goes to a local live show around here.  The point is to ask them to behave exactly as they normally would, which may cause a disconnect.)

[AFK]

That is so true.

RWHN,
-one of those people

[Doktor Howl]

"Stand there looking like you've got a really embarrassing task and there is no way you are going to do it. Pointedly avoid eye contact with the others in the audience who will notice and be mad at you for not playing the game."

Also,


"Cross your arms, stand still, and act aloof and too cool for any of this bullshit."



(Note to anyone not in New England: The above action is the default behavior of everyone who goes to a local live show around here.  The point is to ask them to behave exactly as they normally would, which may cause a disconnect.)

Heh.  When I was at the horrible hipster joint we went to, to watch GS and his band play, that sort of thing had me on the edge of pointless violence.  Thankfully, I was too jetlagged to do anything about it.

[LMNO]

Heh.  "Act normally.  Make sure everyone notices how normal you're acting" might be a fun one as well.

[Adios]

SHOW ME YOUR TITS

Selectively hand this one out.

[Jasper]

"crumple this note up, throw it at the stage, shake your head no, act afraid.  Tell no one what the note says."

[LMNO]

"Punch the singer in the face."

[Jasper]

Good one.

Another one would be, if you could swing it, "Show this note to the bartender, and they will start to pour you drinks.  If you finish fast enough you get another.  On the house."

[AFK]

"Shout out a request for The Black Parade."

[Pæs]

On one side of the room "Get as many people as you can to do 'The Time Warp'. Spread the word."
On the other, "Get as many people as you can do the 'Thriller' dance. Spread the word."

And watch the people in the middle have to choose teams.

[Dimocritus]

Haha! These are all awesome! I may have to pass out more envelopes than I planned!