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"I ain't never seen so many gators in my life."
« on: July 28, 2010, 05:22:28 pm »
A voice heard on an amazing video of 300 feeding alligators says it all.

"I ain't never seen so many gators in my life."


http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/07/27/georgia.alligator.frenzy/index.html?hpt=T2

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Re: "I ain't never seen so many gators in my life."
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2010, 05:58:39 pm »
300 alligators in a feeding frenzy.  And that guy still drives is small boat through them to go fishing.  He must have big brass ones to do something like that.   :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2010, 05:59:19 pm »
300 alligators in a feeding frenzy.  And that guy still drives is small boat through them to go fishing.  He must have big brass ones to do something like that.   :lol:

He's from Georgia. Nuff said.

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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2010, 06:09:19 pm »
He's from Georgia. Nuff said.

True.  True.   :lulz:
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Re: "I ain't never seen so many gators in my life."
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2010, 06:45:19 pm »
Ask yourself:  Are you a bad enough dude to compete with a small battalion of gators for fish?

I am not.

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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2010, 06:46:32 pm »
One of the most horror-inspiring sights I've seen in my old life is watching a room full of gators chase after a mouse.

This was at a gator farm in Louisiana.

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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2010, 07:24:39 pm »
Cajones. That man haz them.
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2010, 07:28:57 pm »
Cajones. That man haz them.

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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2010, 03:54:51 am »
This reminds me of every canoe trip I've ever taken (that would be 2)
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Re: "I ain't never seen so many gators in my life."
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2010, 05:30:30 pm »
Yeah, I'm all set. One gator, two gators...fine. 300? Fuck that.
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2010, 05:33:01 pm »
Yeah, I'm all set. One gator, two gators...fine. 300? Fuck that.

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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2010, 05:56:36 pm »
Hmmm, as this was over 16 years ago, I am fairly sure any statute of limitations has expired....  Well let us hope.

When I was pregnant with JW, my mother asked for one thing.  Gator tail for dinner.  Well, one option would have, of course, been to go to a local restaurant that served gator.  Yeah well, what can I say I was married to an everglades redneck.  So about 2 in the morning, we drive out to the outskirts of the everglades to this old quarry that was no longer being worked.  Now dark in the Florida Everglades is not like dark anywhere else in the world.  So we are walking up to the edge of the water and the idiot shines his spotlight around the edges of this lake/pond/shallow edged deep center body of water.  ALL YOU SEE is the glow of they eyes.  I mean it looked like they were piled on top of each other.  So the idiot takes aim and fires.  Gets his gator and starts trudging through the muck and mud to go get it a good 100 yards away.  He takes the gun and leaves me with the light.

Once he gets to the other side ( I did mention I was pregnant right?) he hollers over to me....  You are keeping an eye out for gators right?

Ever seen a hugely pregnant woman run like the wind?  Yep yep, left that fucker in the dark on his own with a good 100 gators all around him and blood in the water.

As I've looked back over the years, I have often thought what a shame it is he wasn't eaten that night...


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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2010, 05:58:21 pm »
Hmmm, as this was over 16 years ago, I am fairly sure any statute of limitations has expired....  Well let us hope.

When I was pregnant with JW, my mother asked for one thing.  Gator tail for dinner.  Well, one option would have, of course, been to go to a local restaurant that served gator.  Yeah well, what can I say I was married to an everglades redneck.  So about 2 in the morning, we drive out to the outskirts of the everglades to this old quarry that was no longer being worked.  Now dark in the Florida Everglades is not like dark anywhere else in the world.  So we are walking up to the edge of the water and the idiot shines his spotlight around the edges of this lake/pond/shallow edged deep center body of water.  ALL YOU SEE is the glow of they eyes.  I mean it looked like they were piled on top of each other.  So the idiot takes aim and fires.  Gets his gator and starts trudging through the muck and mud to go get it a good 100 yards away.  He takes the gun and leaves me with the light.

Once he gets to the other side ( I did mention I was pregnant right?) he hollers over to me....  You are keeping an eye out for gators right?

Ever seen a hugely pregnant woman run like the wind?  Yep yep, left that fucker in the dark on his own with a good 100 gators all around him and blood in the water.

As I've looked back over the years, I have often thought what a shame it is he wasn't eaten that night...



The rednecks I knew around Moore Haven, Fl hunted gators for hides.

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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2010, 06:02:18 pm »

The rednecks I knew around Moore Haven, Fl hunted gators for hides.

Nah, you have to have good connects to re-sell and I reckon he didn't have them.  We only hunted what we would eat.  OMG and how country does that sound......

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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2010, 07:35:03 pm »

The rednecks I knew around Moore Haven, Fl hunted gators for hides.

Nah, you have to have good connects to re-sell and I reckon he didn't have them.  We only hunted what we would eat.  OMG and how country does that sound......

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