What Gets You Moving?

[Cuddlefish]

What motivates you to join/start a project?

Is it a good/fUnny idea that you have?

Is it a good/FuNNy idea that someone you know had?

is it ranmdom happenstance?

What gets you MOVing?!



Similarly, so we know what to avoid when starting projects, what DEmotivates you?

Is it tRollz?

iS it infighting?

iz it confused no0bz?

is it a hangover?

YoU DECidE!?

[Cuddlefish]

ALSO: What kinds of projects get you fired up the most?

Is it Letter writing campaigns?

is it PosterGASM?

IS IT Discordian periodicals?

WHAT IS IT!?!?


yeAH!

[LMNO]

Sex.






What you got?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

coffee.
ungodly amounts of it.
lethal amounts of it.

[Cuddlefish]

Sex.






What you got?

Hrmmm... Interesting approach. gasmGASM?

Though, it's a thought. Sex DOES sell... perHAPS we can uSe that advantagously? PerhaPs...

[Cuddlefish]

coffee.
ungodly amounts of it.
lethal amounts of it.

e-coffee exists? maybe. Maybe irrelevant.

[Kai]

Sex.

This. And learning.

[LMNO]

LEARNING ABOUT SEX.




There's always more to learn.

[Kai]

LEARNING ABOUT SEX.




There's always more to learn.

Oh man. So much. 

But, I was talking about other subjects as well.

[AFK]

If the questions are about motivation for Discordian-type projects, well, I don't really have any motivation for that anymore.  Hard to find the time with a wife and two kids.  

But if the questions is what gets me moving, in general, well, it's my wife and two kids.  And my job.  I love my job.  When I joined here back in 05, I was steeped in Retail Hell.  I hated my job.  It was rather soul-crushing.  I feel like I'm involved in something now that actually has some redeeming qualities and is contributing something beyond selling rich people overpriced plastic shit.  I learn every day at my job and every day I get to work with some pretty amazing people.  

[Cuddlefish]

Ok, but can we somehow use that to help motivate people into participating in projects.

"I will personaly have teh secks with anyone who helps me with my project"

?????

[AFK]

Get everyone jobs that pay 100k, with benefits, with a 30 hour work week, and then you'll have more participation. 

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

I am motivated by money.
I dont care about discordian activities, but if someone paid me to care I would.

[Cuddlefish]

Get everyone jobs that pay 100k, with benefits, with a 30 hour work week, and then you'll have more participation. 

I understand that many people are busy, however, it doesn't always take a long time to pitch an idea, or pitch in on a project. We're a collective of minds, which can greatly reduce the workload.

What kind of project would motivate you to take a few minutes to help with?

[LMNO]

Ok, but can we somehow use that to help motivate people into participating in projects.

"I will personaly have teh secks with anyone who helps me with my project"

?????

Extend that offer to include your girlfriend, and I'll consider it.