Confession Time, (Or diggin' the dirt)

[BadBeast]

ITT, You can unburden yourself in complete confidence, of all your deepest, dirtiest secrets. Things you could never tell anyone IRL, for fear of Peasants with pitchforks & flaming brands. So come on, tell your Uncle Beasty all about it. If your transgression is worthy, you may be given some token penance to perform, before being absolved, so lets have it, don't hold back, nothing is too shameful for this thread. 

[East Coast Hustle]

I confess to having a nearly uncontrollable compulsion to remove the trachea of every asstard who inevitably feels the need to start one of these threads. Usually happens about once or twice a year and almost always by someone who's been here just long enough to feel like part of the team and not nearly long enough to realize that (A) the real cool kids of PD all know each other IRL (aside from Cain, who is actually some sort of sentient neural network currently residing on Prince William's iPod) and (B) those of us who have been here long enough to know each other generally hate each other with a smoldering intensity that prevents us from thinking it a wise course of action to spill such useful ammunition in the presence of our enemies.

But yeah, carry on.

[Triple Zero]

Ok, I confess.


I did in fact one time, put oil in the pasta water.

[BadBeast]

Or bearing in mind what ECH said in his diatribe confession, make some shit up. 

[BadBeast]

Ok, I confess.


I did in fact one time, put oil in the pasta water.

Well Trip,  that must have taken a great deal of courage to admit. As a token penance, you should Troll TCC, in the persona of a devoted Pastafarian, just looking for a Pagan forum to take his Religion seriously!

[NotPublished]

I was the one who canceled Star Trek!

[BadBeast]

I was the one who canceled Star Trek!

That really was a heinous act of sabotage. As a penance, you should attend the next three Star Trek conventions, dressed as Moogie, Quarks ugly old Mother.

[AFK]

I don't write any of my puns.

They are all written by my ghostwriter who goes by the name of Luke. 

[Cain]

I am a sentient neural network residing on Prince William's ipod.

Did you know he listens to Taylor Swift?  It's true.

[BadBeast]

I don't write any of my puns.

They are all written by my ghostwriter who goes by the name of Luke. 

As a penance, Luke must continue to write your puns, until he comes up with a funny one.

[BadBeast]

I am a sentient neural network residing on Prince William's ipod.

Did you know he listens to Taylor Swift?  It's true.

That's not a confession, ECH already outed you! As a penance, (for thread abuse) Princess KSN is now stalking Prince William, and, by default, you again. And Taylor Swift will now be singing in your ear, like a head splinter, until Prince William uploads you into his IPad.

[malvarma]

I was the one who canceled Star Trek!

You did the right thing. Star Trek: Enterprise was an abomination. Yours was an act of mercy.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I confess to having a nearly uncontrollable compulsion to remove the trachea of every asstard who inevitably feels the need to start one of these threads. Usually happens about once or twice a year and almost always by someone who's been here just long enough to feel like part of the team and not nearly long enough to realize that (A) the real cool kids of PD all know each other IRL (aside from Cain, who is actually some sort of sentient neural network currently residing on Prince William's iPod) and (B) those of us who have been here long enough to know each other generally hate each other with a smoldering intensity that prevents us from thinking it a wise course of action to spill such useful ammunition in the presence of our enemies.

But yeah, carry on.

[Aucoq]

I confess to having a nearly uncontrollable compulsion to remove the trachea of every asstard who inevitably feels the need to start one of these threads. Usually happens about once or twice a year and almost always by someone who's been here just long enough to feel like part of the team and not nearly long enough to realize that (A) the real cool kids of PD all know each other IRL (aside from Cain, who is actually some sort of sentient neural network currently residing on Prince William's iPod) and (B) those of us who have been here long enough to know each other generally hate each other with a smoldering intensity that prevents us from thinking it a wise course of action to spill such useful ammunition in the presence of our enemies.

But yeah, carry on.

It's ok.  We can watch them enjoying each others company from the outside and pretend we're cool too, right? ...Right? 

[Dysnomia]

I confess to having a nearly uncontrollable compulsion to remove the trachea of every asstard who inevitably feels the need to start one of these threads. Usually happens about once or twice a year and almost always by someone who's been here just long enough to feel like part of the team and not nearly long enough to realize that (A) the real cool kids of PD all know each other IRL (aside from Cain, who is actually some sort of sentient neural network currently residing on Prince William's iPod) and (B) those of us who have been here long enough to know each other generally hate each other with a smoldering intensity that prevents us from thinking it a wise course of action to spill such useful ammunition in the presence of our enemies.

But yeah, carry on.

Lizzay,
knows Cain irl


and yes, he is.