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Started by maphdet, August 09, 2010, 06:53:29 AM

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maphdet

August 09, 2010, 06:53:29 AM
Universe or doing my roof in the morning???
:?
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August 09, 2010, 06:56:09 AM
Why dont you contemplate the universe while you do your roof?
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maphdet

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August 09, 2010, 06:58:21 AM
Oh -the two birds with one stone method eh.
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Cain

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August 09, 2010, 08:20:55 AM
It is also significantly easier than doing the Universe while contemplating your roof.

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August 09, 2010, 09:14:06 AM
 :lulz:
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August 09, 2010, 02:27:36 PM
Quote from: Hamos on August 09, 2010, 06:53:29 AM
Universe or doing my roof in the morning???
:?

Maybe you should make a pention first. 

Something about doing the roof or the universe or
:?
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Cuddlefish

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August 09, 2010, 04:08:31 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 09, 2010, 02:27:36 PM
Quote from: Hamos on August 09, 2010, 06:53:29 AM
Universe or doing my roof in the morning???
:?

Maybe you should make a pention first. 

Something about doing the roof or the universe or
:?

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maphdet

#7
August 10, 2010, 02:41:56 PM
 :lulz:

I was most drunk when posting-my thought process was along the lines of there is no longer time to do what needs to be done in my eyes.
I felt as if I were turning into someone who no longer could or wanted to give a fuck about more than one thing at a time.
Getting old sucks. (I''m getting scattered)
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#8
August 11, 2010, 05:25:41 AM
I'd say just stick with the roof.  Contemplating the universe has never been a good idea.

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August 11, 2010, 11:00:37 AM
Try plating the roof with contempt for the universe.
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