MONDAY [needs work]

[tyrannosaurus vex]

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[Cramulus]

[Kai]

I don't see anything.

[Adios]

I don't see anything.

NEEDS WORK

[Adios]

Monday is the best day of the week. You are returning to work after a weekend full of mischief and that is all you can think about as you pretend to go about your daily routine.

That silly grin on your face is the result of living, which is the only reason one works, after all. By Wednesday (the worst day of the week) your memories of the weekends exploits are fading and you are being sucked into the vortex of nothingness.

Then by Friday you realize another weekend is rapidly approaching, and once again you have a silly grin on your face. Which will last until lunch on Tuesday.

[Kai]

Monday is the name of a dial cycle of terrestrial rotation lasting 86.4 thousand seconds, following Sunday and preceeding Tuesday. It is otherwise a meaningless designation which still seems to drive people away from their slumbering due to fun (remember that?) the previous day, into vehicular transport an average distance of 3.2 miles to a facility where labor and service are conducted for payment of green government issued notes. It is a completely unremarkable period hardly derserving an even conservative designation of "Mon".

At approximately 64.8 thousand seconds into the rotational cycle, these people, if you could even call them that, make their way back to the transports and travel to their mattresses. The Cycle repeats once every dial cycle, except on every 6th and 7th day. The seven day cycle is called a week. The people, if they could even be called that, are for the most part slaves to this cycle. While this evidence is confusing considering the far more important electromagnetic cycle of planetary revolution around the star, as well as the gravitational moon-satellite cycle of 28 dial cycles.

Yet, not to the sun, nor the moon, nor even the rotation from heliexorior to helioccultum is as important as this arbitrary 7 dial cycle, the week. It rules their lives, they are slaves to it like worker ants to their queen.

[Doktor Howl]

Monday is the name of a dial cycle of terrestrial rotation lasting 86.4 thousand seconds, following Sunday and preceeding Tuesday. It is otherwise a meaningless designation which still seems to drive people away from their slumbering due to fun (remember that?) the previous day, into vehicular transport an average distance of 3.2 miles to a facility where labor and service are conducted for payment of green government issued notes. It is a completely unremarkable period hardly derserving an even conservative designation of "Mon".

At approximately 64.8 thousand seconds into the rotational cycle, these people, if you could even call them that, make their way back to the transports and travel to their mattresses. The Cycle repeats once every dial cycle, except on every 6th and 7th day. The seven day cycle is called a week. The people, if they could even be called that, are for the most part slaves to this cycle. While this evidence is confusing considering the far more important electromagnetic cycle of planetary revolution around the star, as well as the gravitational moon-satellite cycle of 28 dial cycles.

Yet, not to the sun, nor the moon, nor even the rotation from heliexorior to helioccultum is as important as this arbitrary 7 dial cycle, the week. It rules their lives, they are slaves to it like worker ants to their queen.

The overseers of this labor wear "neckties" which seem to be some sort of serpent-related symbol of their allegiance to evil.

[Kai]

Monday is the name of a dial cycle of terrestrial rotation lasting 86.4 thousand seconds, following Sunday and preceeding Tuesday. It is otherwise a meaningless designation which still seems to drive people away from their slumbering due to fun (remember that?) the previous day, into vehicular transport an average distance of 3.2 miles to a facility where labor and service are conducted for payment of green government issued notes. It is a completely unremarkable period hardly derserving an even conservative designation of "Mon".

At approximately 64.8 thousand seconds into the rotational cycle, these people, if you could even call them that, make their way back to the transports and travel to their mattresses. The Cycle repeats once every dial cycle, except on every 6th and 7th day. The seven day cycle is called a week. The people, if they could even be called that, are for the most part slaves to this cycle. While this evidence is confusing considering the far more important electromagnetic cycle of planetary revolution around the star, as well as the gravitational moon-satellite cycle of 28 dial cycles.

Yet, not to the sun, nor the moon, nor even the rotation from heliexorior to helioccultum is as important as this arbitrary 7 dial cycle, the week. It rules their lives, they are slaves to it like worker ants to their queen.

The overseers of this labor wear "neckties" which seem to be some sort of serpent-related symbol of their allegiance to evil.

Or power. For as we have seen in many cultures, the serpent is a creature of power. They aim at being shaman, or at least acolytes. There is this mysterious two year initiation called the Embee'eh, after which they are able to speak in tongues only the initiated understand, and wear the neck-tie talisman.