You Want Your Country Back? Sure, here, take the fucking thing.....

[Cain]

I think that's divide and conquer tactics, the kind which pretty much justify the existence of Sarah Palin and Michael Moore, namely:

hey, look at this crazy nut, spilling crazy stuff.  Better vote for us next election, or idiots like this are going to be calling the shots (to those who disagree with the crazy nut's political position).

FEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEAR (to people who agree with the crazy nut's political position).

Given 99% of trolling is finding issues which split people like this, the comparison is pretty apt.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I think that's divide and conquer tactics, the kind which pretty much justify the existence of Sarah Palin and Michael Moore, namely:

hey, look at this crazy nut, spilling crazy stuff.  Better vote for us next election, or idiots like this are going to be calling the shots (to those who disagree with the crazy nut's political position).

FEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEAR (to people who agree with the crazy nut's political position).

Given 99% of trolling is finding issues which split people like this, the comparison is pretty apt.

So Sarah Palin is... a fnord?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I think that's divide and conquer tactics, the kind which pretty much justify the existence of Sarah Palin and Michael Moore, namely:

hey, look at this crazy nut, spilling crazy stuff.  Better vote for us next election, or idiots like this are going to be calling the shots (to those who disagree with the crazy nut's political position).

FEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEARFEAR (to people who agree with the crazy nut's political position).

Given 99% of trolling is finding issues which split people like this, the comparison is pretty apt.

So Sarah Palin is... a fnord?

No, just an android.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

As usual, everything's great in America until somebody expects the rhetoric to mean something.

We respect human life and dignity. Yay America. Wait, what's that? Torture is "bad?"
We have fundamental freedom of religion/association/speech/press. Unless you actually use them.
We provided a clear rule that says we're allowed to own guns. No infringement there!

The problem with America is that it is exactly what it was intended to be: a government of the people, by the people, for the people. The ideology is fine. The problem is that people are idiots, and when you let them rule themselves, they come up with all kinds of ways to do it wrong.

By the way, we are a melting pot. One part bleach, one part ammonia.

[BadBeast]

I want to make a T-Shirt that says

"Sodomy is between a MAN AND A WOMAN"

Goddamn gays stealin buttsecks from us good christian folk.

More accurately, Sodomy is between an Anus, and a Penis. (Or appropriately shaped prosthetic)

[Adios]

How did this thread get to this?

[Doktor Howl]

How did this thread get to this?

This is why we can't have nice things.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

How did this thread get to this?

This is why we can't have nice things.

You dont consider sodomy with a Sarah Palin android to be a nice thing?

[Adios]

How did this thread get to this?

This is why we can't have nice things.

You dont consider sodomy with a Sarah Palin android to be a nice thing?

Fuck this shit.

[Doktor Howl]

How did this thread get to this?

This is why we can't have nice things.

You dont consider sodomy with a Sarah Palin android to be a nice thing?

You seem to be a fairly intelligent guy, so far, and you seem to be something other than a total jackass.

So please, stop fucking up RWHN's thread.  He only writes rants a few times a year.

[Adios]

....because it's broken anyway.

Good fucking lord, this place is going insane.  And it looks like the pretenses are just about melted away.  America sold itself for quite awhile as this great melting pot of cultures and peoples.  We had warm and fuzzy cartoons about Russian Mice risking their lives to emigrate to the U.S. to get a piece of the American Dream.  The Scorpions were singing about the Winds of Change and we were all a nice big happy global family.  Well, I guess not really, but at least the window dressing was pretty.

But fuck that noise now.  Are you Hispanic?  Get the fuck out of here!  Gay?  No marriage for you!  Muslim?  OH MY FUCKING GOD GET OUT OF NEW YORK CITY WITH YOUR COMMUNITY CENTER YOU JUST WANT TO BLOW UP MORE BUILDINGS WITH WOMMINZ AND CHILDRENZEZ AND I HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU!!!!!

Jesus H. Christ.  People are simultaneously stuck in 2001 and 1940.  Civil fucking liberties?  Get that shit out of here!  If you don't bleed American Christian Red you aren't our kind and are probably trying to destroy America or something.  Yeah, that 9/11 thing fucking sucked.  You lost your brother, mother, father, cousin, best friend in the attacks?  I'm sorry.  But listen, let me give you some advice.  It's time to move the fuck on.  The bastards who killed your loved one pretty much evaporated when those planes hit those buildings.  The other masterminds are yucking it up right now in some mountain desert land on the other side of the Atlantic.  The people who want to build this community center don't want to get you again.  They just want to have a shiny building with a museum and coffee shop and other touristy-type things.  They're going to want you to come buy a set of coasters or something.  They aren't going to kill you!

But no, this country is fucking broken, and I don't know if it can be fixed or not.  So all of you dipshits out here screaming and crying and moaning about wanting your country back from the dirty hispanics, evil Muslims, blasphemous gays, and sooper sekret Kenyan Muslim Man Obama, take the goddamn thing!  It looks like shit and smells worse.  

ReJack.

I tried to find just one snippet in this that stood out. I couldn't. This entire piece stands out.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

....because it's broken anyway.

Good fucking lord, this place is going insane.  And it looks like the pretenses are just about melted away.  America sold itself for quite awhile as this great melting pot of cultures and peoples.  We had warm and fuzzy cartoons about Russian Mice risking their lives to emigrate to the U.S. to get a piece of the American Dream.  The Scorpions were singing about the Winds of Change and we were all a nice big happy global family.  Well, I guess not really, but at least the window dressing was pretty.

But fuck that noise now.  Are you Hispanic?  Get the fuck out of here!  Gay?  No marriage for you!  Muslim?  OH MY FUCKING GOD GET OUT OF NEW YORK CITY WITH YOUR COMMUNITY CENTER YOU JUST WANT TO BLOW UP MORE BUILDINGS WITH WOMMINZ AND CHILDRENZEZ AND I HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU!!!!!

Jesus H. Christ.  People are simultaneously stuck in 2001 and 1940.  Civil fucking liberties?  Get that shit out of here!  If you don't bleed American Christian Red you aren't our kind and are probably trying to destroy America or something.  Yeah, that 9/11 thing fucking sucked.  You lost your brother, mother, father, cousin, best friend in the attacks?  I'm sorry.  But listen, let me give you some advice.  It's time to move the fuck on.  The bastards who killed your loved one pretty much evaporated when those planes hit those buildings.  The other masterminds are yucking it up right now in some mountain desert land on the other side of the Atlantic.  The people who want to build this community center don't want to get you again.  They just want to have a shiny building with a museum and coffee shop and other touristy-type things.  They're going to want you to come buy a set of coasters or something.  They aren't going to kill you!

But no, this country is fucking broken, and I don't know if it can be fixed or not.  So all of you dipshits out here screaming and crying and moaning about wanting your country back from the dirty hispanics, evil Muslims, blasphemous gays, and sooper sekret Kenyan Muslim Man Obama, take the goddamn thing!  It looks like shit and smells worse.  

ReJack.

I tried to find just one snippet in this that stood out. I couldn't. This entire piece stands out.

Agreed. The individual parts are great, but not as great as the whole thing put together.

[LMNO]

As usual, everything's great in America until somebody expects the rhetoric to mean something.

We respect human life and dignity. Yay America. Wait, what's that? Torture is "bad?"
We have fundamental freedom of religion/association/speech/press. Unless you actually use them.
We provided a clear rule that says we're allowed to own guns. No infringement there!

The problem with America is that it is exactly what it was intended to be: a government of the people, by the people, for the people. The ideology is fine. The problem is that people are idiots, and when you let them rule themselves, they come up with all kinds of ways to do it wrong.

By the way, we are a melting pot. One part bleach, one part ammonia.

This is a public service announcement--
With guitar!
Know your rights... all three of them.

Number 1
You have the right not to be killed.
Murder is a CRIME!
Unless it was done
by a Policeman (or aristocrat).
Know your rights

And Number 2
You have the right to food money.
Providing of course
You don't mind a little
Investigation, humiliation.
And if you cross your fingers,
Rehabilitation.

Know your rights.
These are your rights.

Know these rights

Number 3
You have the right to free Speech
(As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it).

Know your rights.
These are your rights.
All three of 'em.

It has been suggested
In some quarters that this is not enough!
Well..............................

Get off the streets.
Get off the streets.
Run.



Listen to this...
Run.

[Doktor Howl]

What band is that?  I must listen to them.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

What band is that?  I must listen to them.

The Clash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL0CCphgmZ8