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Started by Lies, August 26, 2010, 06:37:55 AM

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Lies

August 26, 2010, 06:37:55 AM
Stop being a wanker.

You're an Aussie. Fucking show some brains or GTFO.

It's hard to get banned from here, but if you spam our boards, we'll have no choice but to.

Have some fucking respect, and maybe we'll show the same.

IF you can't show that you're an intelligent human being, GTFO out of our religion and GTFO out of my country, we don't need wankers.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#1
August 26, 2010, 06:39:45 AM Last Edit: August 26, 2010, 07:27:02 AM by Lysergic
And let me promise you, if you don't cut this shit out, we'll trace your IP and figure out where you live, and then you'll be fucked.

Yes, there are Aussies here.

Yes, they'll fuck you if you don't start acting like a human being instead of a fucking monkey.  

Ok not really, none of us give enough of a fuck.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#2
August 26, 2010, 06:45:43 AM
And what you're doing just makes me sad.
I want to see more fellow Aussie discordians around, but I don't want them being complete and utter fuckwits.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Jasper

#3
August 26, 2010, 07:14:28 AM
Maybe he was bitten with some kind of "act like a retarded child" venom.  Your country is known for exotic and terrible venoms.

Don Coyote

#4
August 26, 2010, 07:17:41 AM
Maybe it's cuz of the fool moon.

Placid Dingo

#5
August 26, 2010, 07:22:34 AM
YEah, you hear that?

I'll um, smack your bitch ass, um, face um. You bitch ass, ass. Provided someone lends me the fuel money.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Epimetheus

#6
August 26, 2010, 07:36:06 AM
holyshit
I was just making this same thread, decided against it, and saw this.  :p

Yeah so, Frankie, my boy, shut up.
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Triple Zero

#7
August 26, 2010, 07:44:34 AM
Banned him.

I think that might be the first time I banned someone heeheee, but he was clearly violating the rules, no spamming.

He introduced himself, egos clashed, Eris opened her eye, BAM! DISCORD! POW! STRIFE!

Which is fine.

But no spamming.

Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 26, 2010, 07:22:34 AM
YEah, you hear that?

I'll um, smack your bitch ass, um, face um. You bitch ass, ass. Provided someone lends me the fuel money.

YEAH

AND ILL TRACE YOUR PEE AND SHIT IN YOUR SINK CAUSE I HAVE A BROWN BELT IN KUNG-POO MISTER
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

cheezer

#8
August 26, 2010, 08:34:51 AM
"I did it," Lysergic screamed into the mountains, "I did it! I killed the last American Eagle!"

Chairman Risus

#9
August 26, 2010, 08:36:46 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 26, 2010, 07:44:34 AM
Banned him.

I think that might be the first time I banned someone heeheee, but he was clearly violating the rules, no spamming.

He introduced himself, egos clashed, Eris opened her eye, BAM! DISCORD! POW! STRIFE!

Which is fine.

But no spamming.

Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 26, 2010, 07:22:34 AM
YEah, you hear that?

I'll um, smack your bitch ass, um, face um. You bitch ass, ass. Provided someone lends me the fuel money.

YEAH

AND ILL TRACE YOUR PEE AND SHIT IN YOUR SINK CAUSE I HAVE A BROWN BELT IN KUNG-POO MISTER

Spammer? I am filled with disappoint. I had high hopes for the new guy.

sally

#10
August 26, 2010, 08:53:24 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 26, 2010, 07:44:34 AM
Banned him.

I think that might be the first time I banned someone heeheee, but he was clearly violating the rules, no spamming.

He introduced himself, egos clashed, Eris opened her eye, BAM! DISCORD! POW! STRIFE!

Which is fine.

But no spamming.

Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 26, 2010, 07:22:34 AM
YEah, you hear that?

I'll um, smack your bitch ass, um, face um. You bitch ass, ass. Provided someone lends me the fuel money.

YEAH

AND ILL TRACE YOUR PEE AND SHIT IN YOUR SINK CAUSE I HAVE A BROWN BELT IN KUNG-POO MISTER

Pretty pretty please unban him???
They Say You Don't Really Know Someone Until You Troll Them

Triple Zero

#11
August 26, 2010, 09:00:01 AM
Hm? Why, do you know him?

I mean I agree he seemed okay-ish, salvageable, at first. Right up until when he said "fuck you I'm converting to timecubism" and proceeding to spam the board with copypasta from the timecube.com homepage.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cain

#12
August 26, 2010, 09:05:47 AM
I see absolutely no reason to rescind the ban at all.  The next time he gets all butthurt he'll probably just start spamming again, and we can cut all that bullshit out right now by just not bothering to let him back on.  Besides, it was very obvious by this post the direction in which things were going and, well, we already have a shadowy nemesis waiting in the shadows for the right moment to crush us, and we don't want another.

Lies

#13
August 26, 2010, 09:09:15 AM
I say lift the ban, just once, as a fellow Aussie, I think he needs to be given a chance to show he's an intelligent person.

I have a feeling he is, and he's just got a bit of culture shock coming onto these forums, and maybe now that we've slapped him around a bit, he'll come to his senses.

I'm going to vouch for him, for now, but if he fucks up again, I won't miss him.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

sally

#14
August 26, 2010, 09:11:28 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 26, 2010, 09:09:15 AM
I say lift the ban, just once, as a fellow Aussie, I think he needs to be given a chance to show he's an intelligent person.

I have a feeling he is, and he's just got a bit of culture shock coming onto these forums, and maybe now that we've slapped him around a bit, he'll come to his senses.

I'm going to vouch for him, for now, but if he fucks up again, I won't miss him.

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