WHERE THE HELL IS THE FOOTBALL THREAD?

[AFK]

I dunno, I enjoy a nice baseball game on a breezy summer afternoon or evening.  I especially enjoy a nice FREE Red Sox baseball game which I get to do once a year thanks to one of my wife's very generous vendors. 

[Adios]

I dunno, I enjoy a nice baseball game on a breezy summer afternoon or evening.  I especially enjoy a nice FREE Red Sox baseball game which I get to do once a year thanks to one of my wife's very generous vendors. 

Being at a game is different. I used to enjoy going to Rockies games.

[AFK]

I had the rehearsal dinner for my wedding at the ballpark.  Wasn't as expensive as a stuffy restaurant, and I even got a foul ball as a souvenir. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I especially enjoy a nice FREE Red Sox baseball game

You got robbed.

[Adios]

I especially enjoy a nice FREE Red Sox baseball game

You got robbed.

[Suu]

FOOTBALL IS OVER.

WE CAN HAS BASEBALL NAO.

Are there people who actually watch baseball?

I mean, it's like watching chess, only you have to pay $20 to be bored.

Bullshit, football games can be just as bad.

FOOTBALL IS OVER.

WE CAN HAS BASEBALL NAO.

Are there people who actually watch baseball?

I mean, it's like watching chess, only you have to pay $20 to be bored.

Or NASCAR.

"THEY'RE GONNA MAKE A LEFT TURN!!!!!"

NASCAR live is WAAAAY different than on a TV, just sayin'.

-Suu
Bonafide Goobersmoocher.

[AFK]

I'd rather watch a baseball game and be comfortable in a t-shirt than freezing my ass off in the middle of November to watch a Football game. 

[East Coast Hustle]

FOOTBALL IS OVER.

WE CAN HAS BASEBALL NAO.

Are there people who actually watch baseball?

I mean, it's like watching chess, only you have to pay $20 to be bored.

Bullshit, football games can be just as bad.

Nonsense. At least in a terrible 3-0 football game, people are still mauling each other on every play. There is possibly NOTHING in the entire known universe more boring than a 1-0 baseball game.

[East Coast Hustle]

ECH's list of what sports are more fun to watch, in order:

1) NFL Football/NBA Basketball (tie)
2) Minor league or NCAA hockey
3) NCAA basketball
4) Boxing on the rare occasion that there's a good championship fight
5) High-level international soccer (World Cup, UEFA, EPL, La Liga, Bundesliga)
6) NCAA Football
7) American League baseball
8 ) MetRX Strongman Competition
9) UFC
10) MLS Soccer
11) NHL Hockey
12) National League baseball (aka quadruple-A)
13) Serie A soccer. I don't know why people watch Italians play that game.

366) NASCAR



1,472) WNBA Basketball

[Luna]

Meh.

I'd rather hit my friends with swords.

[Disco Pickle]

the halftime show made me want to make it my life's mission to find every single god damn autotuner in the world and shit in their ear.  They're obviously not using them anyway.

[AFK]

You know what would be really hilarious?  Lip-synced auto-tune vocals. 

[East Coast Hustle]

I was pretty sure that's exactly what Will.I.Am was doing.

[Suu]

FOOTBALL IS OVER.

WE CAN HAS BASEBALL NAO.

Are there people who actually watch baseball?

I mean, it's like watching chess, only you have to pay $20 to be bored.

Bullshit, football games can be just as bad.

Nonsense. At least in a terrible 3-0 football game, people are still mauling each other on every play. There is possibly NOTHING in the entire known universe more boring than a 1-0 baseball game.

WTF. That's the best kind of baseball game. That means the pitchers are kicking incredible ass.

[Suu]

I was pretty sure that's exactly what Will.I.Am was doing.

You know, I didn't see the 2nd half. I'm kinda glad I missed it seeing everyone bitch about the halftime show.