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First day back to school.
« on: September 07, 2010, 06:12:18 pm »
And, my first order of business: start trolling my Philosophy of Religion class.

Ask me anything!
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2010, 06:13:58 pm »
Does God?
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2010, 06:14:21 pm »
What is the Philosophy of Religion?
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2010, 06:28:36 pm »
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2010, 06:41:03 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 07, 2010, 06:14:21 pm
What is the Philosophy of Religion?

Read my above post. Repeatedly. There you go.
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2010, 06:49:16 pm »
Is God HELLO?
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2010, 06:50:35 pm »
Introduce the "Malevolent God" theory (God exists, but he's an asshole), and firmly stick to that position for the remainder of the course.
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2010, 06:51:52 pm »
What is Religion?

(We said trolling, not "have enlightening conversations" right?)
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2010, 06:57:05 pm »
Precise trolling requires knowledge of the prereqs.

For instance, will people in your class have read Descartes, Spinoza, Thomas of Aquinas, St. Augustine, ect. already?
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2010, 07:17:13 pm »
Pick an ancient christian heresy and stick to it (the demiurgical and dualistic ones can be combined with the malevolent god approach).
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2010, 07:26:21 pm »
Quote from: NWC on September 07, 2010, 06:57:05 pm
Precise trolling requires knowledge of the prereqs.

For instance, will people in your class have read Descartes, Spinoza, Thomas of Aquinas, St. Augustine, ect. already?

AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO FTW.
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2010, 10:03:34 pm »
Claim objective morality exists.
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2010, 10:11:28 pm »
Argue that patriotism and religion are indistinguishable, then claim atheism.

The first person who asks you if you're a terrorist: give them a cookie.
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2010, 10:18:05 pm »
Quote from: the other anonymous on September 07, 2010, 10:11:28 pm
Argue that patriotism and religion are indistinguishable, then claim atheism.

The first person who asks you if you're a terrorist: give them a cookie.

Yeah, if you want a free trip to an allied country with questionable human rights records. Not that you'll get a good look at the scenery.
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Re: First day back to school.
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2010, 11:36:25 pm »
Hrmm. seems this may be more of a safari...
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