IM DRUNK AND EMO

[Dysnomia]

umm...not much worry about that. Atlantic Ocean Bus Lines doesn't run on weekends.

Watch out for Jaws then. 

[Jasper]

I have calibrated my face.

[East Coast Hustle]

I read that as "I have calibrated my faeces."

I like it better that way.

[Dysnomia]

also ech, watch out for flying oceanic buses. 

[East Coast Hustle]

If that can be construed to mean "helicopters", then I'm having a good chuckle over something I can't say here.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Will I win the lottery?

you will win the $2 consolation prize.

Oh shit. This just made me remember that my daughter got a winning lottery ticket on her birthday. It was only like $30 but I don't know what I did with it after that, oops.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OK, me next.

My cards predict we will cause the "great earthquake" California has been waiting for when you come passing through.

[Dysnomia]

If that can be construed to mean "helicopters", then I'm having a good chuckle over something I can't say here.

No, I mean buses.  That fly out of the sea. 

OK, me next.

My cards predict we will cause the "great earthquake" California has been waiting for when you come passing through.

[East Coast Hustle]

HEY BABY, DID THE EARTH MOVE FOR YOU?
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UMM, YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE IT MOVED FOR EVERYONE.
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[Dysnomia]

 


ALSO


FLYING BUSES  LOOK OUT FOR THEM


I hear your area of the atlantic gets quite weird this time of year. 

[dontblameyoko]

read mine please?


also, re: that cartoon: interesting how their "spirit guide" looks like a golden snitch...

[Freeky]

read mine please?


also, re: that cartoon: interesting how their "spirit guide" looks like a golden snitch...

If I'm not mistaken, it's supposed to be the fairy from the Zelda games.

[Dysnomia]

my cards say you're going to die cold and alone.  Have a good day.  

[Freeky]

my cards say you're going to die cold and alone.  Have a good day.  

[Dysnomia]

not you!  one before you.  Haven't done yours yet.