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Started by Dysnomia, September 10, 2010, 04:47:58 AM

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#30
September 11, 2010, 06:50:29 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 11, 2010, 06:43:50 PM
umm...not much worry about that. Atlantic Ocean Bus Lines doesn't run on weekends.

Watch out for Jaws then. 
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Jasper

#31
September 11, 2010, 06:57:04 PM
I have calibrated my face.

East Coast Hustle

#32
September 11, 2010, 07:27:30 PM
I read that as "I have calibrated my faeces."

I like it better that way.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysnomia

#33
September 11, 2010, 07:48:15 PM
also ech, watch out for flying oceanic buses. 
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East Coast Hustle

#34
September 11, 2010, 09:01:19 PM
If that can be construed to mean "helicopters", then I'm having a good chuckle over something I can't say here.

:lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
September 11, 2010, 10:43:47 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 11, 2010, 04:42:01 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on September 11, 2010, 04:36:40 AM
Will I win the lottery?

you will win the $2 consolation prize.

Oh shit. This just made me remember that my daughter got a winning lottery ticket on her birthday. It was only like $30 but I don't know what I did with it after that, oops.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
September 11, 2010, 10:44:34 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 10, 2010, 05:05:04 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 10, 2010, 05:00:20 AM
OK, me next.

My cards predict we will cause the "great earthquake" California has been waiting for when you come passing through.

:lmnuendo:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysnomia

#37
September 12, 2010, 01:51:19 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 11, 2010, 09:01:19 PM
If that can be construed to mean "helicopters", then I'm having a good chuckle over something I can't say here.

:lulz:

No, I mean buses.  That fly out of the sea. 

Quote from: Nigel on September 11, 2010, 10:44:34 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 10, 2010, 05:05:04 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 10, 2010, 05:00:20 AM
OK, me next.

My cards predict we will cause the "great earthquake" California has been waiting for when you come passing through.

:lmnuendo:

:fap: :banana:
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East Coast Hustle

#38
September 12, 2010, 02:28:00 AM
HEY BABY, DID THE EARTH MOVE FOR YOU?
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:ECH:



UMM, YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE IT MOVED FOR EVERYONE.
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:emily:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysnomia

#39
September 12, 2010, 06:08:51 PM
 :lulz:


ALSO


FLYING BUSES  LOOK OUT FOR THEM


I hear your area of the atlantic gets quite weird this time of year.  :banana:
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dontblameyoko

#40
September 13, 2010, 03:08:18 AM
read mine please?


also, re: that cartoon: interesting how their "spirit guide" looks like a golden snitch...
BBBBP
PPBLL ~Ted Kennedy as a baby (http://beatonna.livejournal.com/116931.html)
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Freeky

#41
September 13, 2010, 05:15:03 AM
Quote from: dontblameyoko on September 13, 2010, 03:08:18 AM
read mine please?


also, re: that cartoon: interesting how their "spirit guide" looks like a golden snitch...

If I'm not mistaken, it's supposed to be the fairy from the Zelda games.

Dysnomia

#42
September 13, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
my cards say you're going to die cold and alone.  Have a good day.   :kiss:
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Freeky

#43
September 13, 2010, 05:49:43 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 13, 2010, 05:15:30 AM
my cards say you're going to die cold and alone.  Have a good day.   :kiss:

:aww:

Dysnomia

#44
September 13, 2010, 06:07:30 AM
not you!  one before you.  Haven't done yours yet.
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