unground discordia

[the last yatto]

Tho the book had a better ending

[Lies]

Tho the book had a better ending

Depends who you ask.

The author actually thought the movie had a better ending.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Tho the book had a better ending

Depends who you ask.

The author actually thought the movie had a better ending.

And I agree with him. The book was very anti-climactic.

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Hi, I am doing some research into discordianism and was wondering if anyone there has or could direct me to some real life examples, stories, and testimonies of discordians. If you could help me out that would be awesome.  

Give us your name, rank and serial number or consequences will be imminent, "maerie."

[President Television]

@op: If you want to learn about Discordianism, look up Chuck Palahniuk. Specifically, look up a short story of his called Guts. It's very deep and profound. It really changed the way I see the world, spiritually speaking.

[Lies]

So I pick one side, the other side becomes the other side, as soon as I pick one side then I'm defined as one side, so the one side, well, they're the other side, and therefore that side is not my side, so there is a difference, they must be destroyed... But the other side, they're just like me in a way, they just don't want to be like me in a way, so I guess they're just like me in a way.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Cryptic lies, bizarre inside jokes, shock writing, off topic tangents, and vaguely philosophical ramblings.

This thread is Discordia in a nutshell.

[Lies]

Cryptic lies, bizarre inside jokes, shock writing, off topic tangents, and vaguely philosophical ramblings.

This thread is Discordia in a nutshell.

LIES, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DISCORDIA IS IN A NUTSHELL.

NUT SHELLS CONTAIN NUTS, NOT DISCORD.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Cryptic lies, bizarre inside jokes, shock writing, off topic tangents, and vaguely philosophical ramblings.

This thread is Discordia in a nutshell.

LIES, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DISCORDIA IS IN A NUTSHELL.

NUT SHELLS CONTAIN NUTS, NOT DISCORD.

You foolish sheeple, youve bought into THE MACHINES LIES.

Yes, nutshells do contain nuts,
but what do you think the nuts contain?

[Lies]

Cryptic lies, bizarre inside jokes, shock writing, off topic tangents, and vaguely philosophical ramblings.

This thread is Discordia in a nutshell.

LIES, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DISCORDIA IS IN A NUTSHELL.

NUT SHELLS CONTAIN NUTS, NOT DISCORD.

You foolish sheeple, youve bought into THE MACHINES LIES.

Yes, nutshells do contain nuts,
but what do you think the nuts contain?

Discordians of course.

But is it the Nuts are Discordians, or is it the Discordians who are Nuts?

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Cryptic lies, bizarre inside jokes, shock writing, off topic tangents, and vaguely philosophical ramblings.

This thread is Discordia in a nutshell.

LIES, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DISCORDIA IS IN A NUTSHELL.

NUT SHELLS CONTAIN NUTS, NOT DISCORD.

You foolish sheeple, youve bought into THE MACHINES LIES.

Yes, nutshells do contain nuts,
but what do you think the nuts contain?

Discordians of course.

But is it the Nuts are Discordians, or is it the Discordians who are Nuts?

Cabbages are Discordians and Discordians are nuts.

Therefore cabbages are nuts.

Therefore Cabbages grow in shells.

Therefore I just blew your fucking mind.

[Requia ☣]

I thought the discordians were the nutshells, encasing the nuts?

[Lies]

Cryptic lies, bizarre inside jokes, shock writing, off topic tangents, and vaguely philosophical ramblings.

This thread is Discordia in a nutshell.

LIES, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DISCORDIA IS IN A NUTSHELL.

NUT SHELLS CONTAIN NUTS, NOT DISCORD.

You foolish sheeple, youve bought into THE MACHINES LIES.

Yes, nutshells do contain nuts,
but what do you think the nuts contain?

Discordians of course.

But is it the Nuts are Discordians, or is it the Discordians who are Nuts?

Cabbages are Discordians and Discordians are nuts.

Therefore cabbages are nuts.

Therefore Cabbages grow in shells.

Therefore I just blew your fucking mind.

[Lies]

I thought the discordians were the nutshells, encasing the nuts?

WHO TOLD YOU THAT? WHO SENT YOU? THAT INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I thought the discordians were the nutshells, encasing the nuts?

WHO TOLD YOU THAT? WHO SENT YOU? THAT INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED.

SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH
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