Name My Warhammer!

[Freeky]

Cast steel I take it?

Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.

ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.

Cast metals, as opposed to extruded or forged metals, have irregular and random grain. It being made of random scrap of dubious quality is just icing on the cake of potential steel shard flying about.

Ohhhhhh.

Nurse Freeky,
Not a metalurgist.

[Don Coyote]

Cast steel I take it?

Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.

ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.

Cast metals, as opposed to extruded or forged metals, have irregular and random grain. It being made of random scrap of dubious quality is just icing on the cake of potential steel shard flying about.

Ohhhhhh.

Nurse Freeky,
Not a metalurgist.

And several other things that may or may not be done to it after being cast, that I don't know.

And it generally not a good idea to hit things close in hardness together in any case.

[Freeky]

It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

[Freeky]

It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!

[Don Coyote]

It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

It's notta weapon, itsa bit o' shine for my belt, officer.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!

All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!

[Freeky]

It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!

All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!

Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!

All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!

Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!

The idea of Paris Hilton with a warhammer is priceless 

[Freeky]

It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!

All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!

Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!

The idea of Paris Hilton with a warhammer is priceless 

She'd barely be able to pick it up. Her dog weighs less than a warhammer.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!

All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!

Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!

The idea of Paris Hilton with a warhammer is priceless 

She'd barely be able to pick it up. Her dog weighs less than a warhammer.

Part of the reason its so funny

[Adios]

Mistress Freeky.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MAY CAUSE DROOLING.

[Freeky]

I'm not a stabby weapon type of person. 

[Adios]

I'm not a stabby weapon type of person. 

Oddly, their real purpose is to handle large hot food items, like prime rib, etc.

[Jenne]

I'm not a stabby weapon type of person. 

Oddly, their real purpose is to handle large hot food items, like prime rib, etc.

OOh, WANT!  Where'd you get those, Hawk?