Name My Warhammer!

[Freeky]

Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?

No, because Nurse Enabler, TGG, and Freeky all say "no".

And they have meathammers, Payne.  Horrible 1 pound spiky meat tenderizers.  And they beat me with them whenever they catch me napping.

Only when we don't... nevermind.

[Payne]

Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?

No, because Nurse Enabler, TGG, and Freeky all say "no".

And they have meathammers, Payne.  Horrible 1 pound spiky meat tenderizers.  And they beat me with them whenever they catch me napping.

I am deeply saddened, Doktor. Mere words cannot express.

Pixie it seems cannot wait for me to get work sorted and get my ass on a bike. She wants taken on rides.

[the dreadful hours]

stan

[Doktor Howl]

Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?

No, because Nurse Enabler, TGG, and Freeky all say "no".

And they have meathammers, Payne.  Horrible 1 pound spiky meat tenderizers.  And they beat me with them whenever they catch me napping.

I am deeply saddened, Doktor. Mere words cannot express.

Pixie it seems cannot wait for me to get work sorted and get my ass on a bike. She wants taken on rides.

Just don't let her have a meathammer.

[Don Coyote]

Seriousy, you recieve a Holy Weapon^TM, you want a Holy Name^TM for it.

And I'm your man for Holy Names^TM.

Trust me, I'm a Messiah.

This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Poured as in cast?

[Freeky]

Seriousy, you recieve a Holy Weapon^TM, you want a Holy Name^TM for it.

And I'm your man for Holy Names^TM.

Trust me, I'm a Messiah.

This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Poured as in cast?

Yes.

[Doktor Howl]

Seriousy, you recieve a Holy Weapon^TM, you want a Holy Name^TM for it.

And I'm your man for Holy Names^TM.

Trust me, I'm a Messiah.

This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Poured as in cast?

Yes.  We get bored sometimes.

[Don Coyote]

Cast steel I take it?

[Jasper]

I had an evil hammer once.  It was a wire feed welded monstrosity made of scraps of iron.  The head was a cross bar.  It's name was Horse Concussion.  I think it must have weighed eight pounds.  Alas, the welding gave out after a few years.  It is not missed.

[Eater of Clowns]

Inshallah
Turdsmoosher the Magnificent
Peg-leg of Burin the Stout on a Stick
Doompain Baneplague the Deathsmiter, Everwrathful Stormcaller of Hellcocks
Of Mice and Men
The Waltz
I don't recall if Shit!Fuck!Damn! has been suggested yet, but seconded if so.

Alternatively, just call it the number of foes it has vanquished, as marked by notches carved into it.

"This is eighty-four."
"It was sixty-two last night!."
"Slow night in Tucson."

[Kai]

Fuck Shit Stack.

[Freeky]

Cast steel I take it?

Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.

ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Cast steel I take it?

Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.

ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.

Damn, less things to hit with it.

[Don Coyote]

Cast steel I take it?

Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.

ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.

Cast metals, as opposed to extruded or forged metals, have irregular and random grain. It being made of random scrap of dubious quality is just icing on the cake of potential steel shard flying about.

[Jenne]

Fuck Shit Stack.

Have you heard the comedy bit on that?  It's fucking hilarious.