I am undone. Like Samson.

[Freeky]

It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

Have to find something to bet on, now.

[Doktor Howl]

It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.  

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.

[Freeky]

It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.  

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.

EVen if I contact him first?

[Doktor Howl]

It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.  

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.

EVen if I contact him first?

No.  In that case, I think he'll answer, because he's afraid of you now.

Specifically, if HE needs to initiate a conversation, it will come through her.

[Freeky]

It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.  

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.

EVen if I contact him first?

No.  In that case, I think he'll answer, because he's afraid of you now.

Specifically, if HE needs to initiate a conversation, it will come through her.

Ah.

In that case, I bet that they both will ignore my texts (except for regarding passing off the monkey), particularly when it comes to this month's child support, which if I do get it will be the full two hundred because Bruce doesn't want to look like the bad guy on Wednesday. They will ignore my texts if I text them less than twice in any two hour period.

If I win, um... I'll think of something.

ETA: And I bet they will not initiate any communication at all.

[Doktor Howl]

It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.  

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.

EVen if I contact him first?

No.  In that case, I think he'll answer, because he's afraid of you now.

Specifically, if HE needs to initiate a conversation, it will come through her.

Ah.

In that case, I bet that they both will ignore my texts (except for regarding passing off the monkey), particularly when it comes to this month's child support, which if I do get it will be the full two hundred because Bruce doesn't want to look like the bad guy on Wednesday. They will ignore my texts if I text them less than twice in any two hour period.

If I win, um... I'll think of something.

Actually, that's a separate bet.  You win MY bet if Bruce contacts you first for anything.  I win if he doesn't.  That bet you just proposed I am not touching with a 10' pole.

But I WILL bet, same stakes, that he pays you nothing at all, anymore, until the court forces him to.

[Freeky]

Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win.

[Doktor Howl]

Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win.

Well, I can make vindaloo, too.  It just takes me a lot longer, and I'm nowhere near as good at that shit.

[Jenne]

I think the STAKES are a LITTLE LOW in this here wager!  It's not a real bet if y'all LOVE to lose! 

[Doktor Howl]

I think the STAKES are a LITTLE LOW in this here wager!  It's not a real bet if y'all LOVE to lose! 

It will turn horrible.  Trust me, I'm a bit of an expert on this.

[Freeky]

Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win.

Well, I can make vindaloo, too.  It just takes me a lot longer, and I'm nowhere near as good at that shit.

Pshaw. I've had your vindaloo, and I for one think it's fantastic.

[Doktor Howl]

Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win.

Well, I can make vindaloo, too.  It just takes me a lot longer, and I'm nowhere near as good at that shit.

Pshaw. I've had your vindaloo, and I for one think it's fantastic.

Blarg.  I fucked the kitchen up, and my tongue wasn't right for a week.