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Started by Doktor Howl, September 17, 2010, 05:15:26 PM

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Freeky

#15
September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.

Doktor Howl

#16
September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#17
September 17, 2010, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.

EVen if I contact him first?

Doktor Howl

#18
September 17, 2010, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.

EVen if I contact him first?

No.  In that case, I think he'll answer, because he's afraid of you now.

Specifically, if HE needs to initiate a conversation, it will come through her.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#19
September 17, 2010, 06:17:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.

EVen if I contact him first?

No.  In that case, I think he'll answer, because he's afraid of you now.

Specifically, if HE needs to initiate a conversation, it will come through her.

Ah.

In that case, I bet that they both will ignore my texts (except for regarding passing off the monkey), particularly when it comes to this month's child support, which if I do get it will be the full two hundred because Bruce doesn't want to look like the bad guy on Wednesday. They will ignore my texts if I text them less than twice in any two hour period.

If I win, um... I'll think of something.

ETA: And I bet they will not initiate any communication at all.

Doktor Howl

#20
September 17, 2010, 06:19:06 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:17:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:00:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
It's totally safe to make a bet with me, I never win them.

Against anyone but me.   :lulz:

Dunno, I haven't bet against you yet. I bet you you would win.

I bet I wouldn't.

ETA:  Oh fuck.

:lulz: Have to find something to bet on, now.

I bet Bruce will conduct all further communications through Nikki for at least a month.  If I win, you have to make vindaloo.

EVen if I contact him first?

No.  In that case, I think he'll answer, because he's afraid of you now.

Specifically, if HE needs to initiate a conversation, it will come through her.

Ah.

In that case, I bet that they both will ignore my texts (except for regarding passing off the monkey), particularly when it comes to this month's child support, which if I do get it will be the full two hundred because Bruce doesn't want to look like the bad guy on Wednesday. They will ignore my texts if I text them less than twice in any two hour period.

If I win, um... I'll think of something.

Actually, that's a separate bet.  You win MY bet if Bruce contacts you first for anything.  I win if he doesn't.  That bet you just proposed I am not touching with a 10' pole.

But I WILL bet, same stakes, that he pays you nothing at all, anymore, until the court forces him to.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#21
September 17, 2010, 06:21:35 PM
Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win. :lulz:

Doktor Howl

#22
September 17, 2010, 06:44:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:21:35 PM
Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win. :lulz:

Well, I can make vindaloo, too.  It just takes me a lot longer, and I'm nowhere near as good at that shit.
Molon Lube

Jenne

#23
September 17, 2010, 07:12:43 PM
I think the STAKES are a LITTLE LOW in this here wager!  It's not a real bet if y'all LOVE to lose!  :lulz:

Doktor Howl

#24
September 17, 2010, 07:15:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 07:12:43 PM
I think the STAKES are a LITTLE LOW in this here wager!  It's not a real bet if y'all LOVE to lose!  :lulz:

It will turn horrible.  Trust me, I'm a bit of an expert on this.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#25
September 17, 2010, 07:16:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:44:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:21:35 PM
Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win. :lulz:

Well, I can make vindaloo, too.  It just takes me a lot longer, and I'm nowhere near as good at that shit.

Pshaw. I've had your vindaloo, and I for one think it's fantastic.

Doktor Howl

#26
September 17, 2010, 07:21:04 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 07:16:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 06:44:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 06:21:35 PM
Vindaloo and more vindaloo? I still win. :lulz:

Well, I can make vindaloo, too.  It just takes me a lot longer, and I'm nowhere near as good at that shit.

Pshaw. I've had your vindaloo, and I for one think it's fantastic.

Blarg.  I fucked the kitchen up, and my tongue wasn't right for a week.
Molon Lube
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