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Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, September 18, 2010, 02:36:26 AM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

September 18, 2010, 02:36:26 AM
Girl gets kicked off the cheerleading squad because her mother doesn't approve of a cheer that says "our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right."
Before you accuse her of overreacting, her daughter is six

http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/local_news/fallout-after-risqu%C3%A9-cheer-controversy
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#1
September 18, 2010, 02:38:37 AM
THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THAT CHEER?!?!?!?!

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

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#2
September 18, 2010, 02:42:22 AM
OOooooooggghhhhh.... that whole article makes me MAD!!
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Prince Glittersnatch III

#3
September 18, 2010, 02:46:44 AM
I can see that by the fact that you posted twice.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

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#4
September 18, 2010, 04:11:48 AM
Holy fucking shit!

All I can say is, I approve of the way the mom handled it, and I hope it provides a scarring can of whoop-ass for the other moms who for some reason think that shit is OK.
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#5
September 18, 2010, 05:59:05 AM
QuoteThe team voted to keep the cheer and voted unanimously to remove the child from the team. The family will get a full refund and they can come back next year on probation if they want.

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#6
September 18, 2010, 06:32:54 AM
I doubt the mother's commitment to Sparkle Motion.
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#8
September 18, 2010, 07:32:38 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 18, 2010, 06:32:54 AM
I doubt the mother's commitment to Sparkle Motion.
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#9
September 18, 2010, 04:33:56 PM
But why would a team of 6-year-old cheerleaders unanimously vote to keep the cheer and boot the cheerleader?! Whole lotta bitches I think.

Who stands for this kinda shit?!
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#10
September 18, 2010, 04:34:46 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 18, 2010, 04:33:56 PM
But why would a team of 6-year-old cheerleaders unanimously vote to keep the cheer and boot the cheerleader?! Whole lotta bitches I think.

Who stands for this kinda shit?!
The mothers of the potentiall next Britney Spears?

Cain

#11
September 18, 2010, 04:40:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 18, 2010, 04:33:56 PM
But why would a team of 6-year-old cheerleaders unanimously vote to keep the cheer and boot the cheerleader?! Whole lotta bitches I think.

Who stands for this kinda shit?!

They were probably told beforehand "[said girl and her mother] are trying to stop you from being cheerleaders.  Now we should vote on whether we will let them do this, or go on as we always have?"  Six year olds aren't exactly difficult to deceive.

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

#12
September 18, 2010, 04:42:30 PM
Yeah, but what about THEIR mothers? Or teachers? Or who the fuck ever has any decency?
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Cain

#13
September 18, 2010, 04:49:39 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccer_mom

Only, in this case, cheerleading.

Adios

#14
September 18, 2010, 08:12:38 PM
Those parents will one day wonder why their baby is pregnant or raped. The kids are being taught a very bad lesson.
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