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Started by P3nT4gR4m, September 19, 2010, 03:37:58 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

If one were inclined to do so I believe it would be possible, using this newfangled mathematics I've heard so much about, to calculate the surface area of a sphere with the same radius as the average distance from the earth to the sun (149 million kilometers) and express that as a factor of the surface area of the earth itself (5.1 × 108 km2)

Unfortunately I don't math or I'd know how to work it out myself. Maybe someone here can help? I'd like a serious answer to help with a project I'm currently working on but, in lieu of that, piss-take answers will suffice.

Come on math boffins - impress me!

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Rumckle

5.47 x 10^8 S

Where S is the surface area of the earth. Assuming your numbers are kosher, I didn't check them.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

P3nT4gR4m

I don't know what in the fuck you just wrote, you lost me at "^"

Just tell me a number of times, damnit  :argh!: eg. 10 times, 100, times, a million times or whatever

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Rumckle

10^8 means 10 to the power of 8

in other words, it will be

547 million times the surface area of the earth
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

P3nT4gR4m


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Rumckle

no probs, may I ask what's it for?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

P3nT4gR4m

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/SolarSystemMk2.jpg

I've only just started this. It'll get better, honest :oops: The idea is a dyson sphere with another sphere under construction around it. The second sphere has the same radius as the distance from earth to sun and I'll be writing a bit of blurb to go along with it which is why I wanted the numbers.

It also means my scale is off on the inner sphere surface - each hexagon would be about a couple of million times the surface of earth so there's no way you'd see that kind of detail but I think I'll leave it like that cos it makes it look cosier.

X will be where I'm sticking a factory plant collecting the carbon pellets that the planet harvester is firing at it and building a new hexagonal section. Y will be a hex section being fitted into place. I got another 10 or 11 days to finish this, I'll post the finished pic if you're interested.

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Rumckle

Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on September 19, 2010, 05:09:41 PM
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/SolarSystemMk2.jpg

I've only just started this. It'll get better, honest :oops: The idea is a dyson sphere with another sphere under construction around it. The second sphere has the same radius as the distance from earth to sun and I'll be writing a bit of blurb to go along with it which is why I wanted the numbers.

It also means my scale is off on the inner sphere surface - each hexagon would be about a couple of million times the surface of earth so there's no way you'd see that kind of detail but I think I'll leave it like that cos it makes it look cosier.

X will be where I'm sticking a factory plant collecting the carbon pellets that the planet harvester is firing at it and building a new hexagonal section. Y will be a hex section being fitted into place. I got another 10 or 11 days to finish this, I'll post the finished pic if you're interested.

Sweet, that's awesome!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Requia ☣

Why would you build a Dyson sphere around a Dyson sphere?   :?
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P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 20, 2010, 03:00:46 AM
Why would you build a Dyson sphere around a Dyson sphere?   :?

I think you mean, why would xzibit write sci-fi?

P3nT4gR4m

If you must know it's so they can spin it round and provide day/night cycles.  :sad:

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High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Rumckle

Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on September 20, 2010, 09:54:24 AM
If you must know it's so they can spin it round and provide day/night cycles.  :sad:

I think I get it, the outside one isn't actually a Dyson sphere, right? It's just a planet formed to be a sphere. Hence, wanting to know the surface area. That's pretty neat. Though, the energy needed to create gravity would be enormous I'd think.

Is the inside based on images from Google Earth? Or is it just me?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.