Cack Handed

[BadBeast]

Just out of interest, how many of us are left handed?

[Payne]

Supposed to be none of us. We kill the weak and genetically flawed ones as they register (unless that system is b0rked).

FOR A STRONGER PD THAT WILL LAST FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS.

ONE SERVER! ONE FORUM! ONE ADMIN!

Ahem.

I dunno, not me anyway.

[Doktor Howl]

Just out of interest, how many of us are left handed?

You.

In the old days, we'd have burned you as a witch.

We still might.

[AFK]

Who is "us"? 

[Jasper]

I am naturally a right hander, but a pet project of mine since I was a kid has been to work on becoming ambidextrous.

Some success.  Writing still sucks, but a lot of things I can manage with either hand.

[BadBeast]

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! (Help, help, I'm being oppressed!)

[BadBeast]

I was born left handed, but I play guitar right handed, play golf right handed, if I throw a stone, it's with my right hand, but if I'm playing darts, I throw the dart left handed.

[AFK]

I throw my voice left handed.

Top THAT bucko!

[Jasper]

I'm kinda that way too.  For example, it feels unnatural to use a fork with my right hand.

[BadBeast]

I am naturally a right hander, but a pet project of mine since I was a kid has been to work on becoming ambidextrous.

Some success.  Writing still sucks, but a lot of things I can manage with either hand.

That's what I think happens to many left handed people (myself included) only the incentive to be right handed is greater in left handed people. When I'm cutting bread, I quite often make a mess of the loaf. My Stepfather sneered a bit when I blamed it on his right handed breadknife. But after I showed him how the bevel on his knife was designed for a right hand cut, he accepted me it.

[Babes in Tongland]

I'm kinda that way too.  For example, it feels unnatural to use a fork with my right hand.

When I'm eating something which requires the simultaneous use of both a fork and a knife, I can't ever decide whether the fork feels most comfortable in the right hand and the knife in the left, so I keep swapping them out and look like I've forgotten how to work cutlery altogether.

:/

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Occasionally I intentionally use my cack hand to do all sorts of mundane tasks I usually use my proper hand for.

During especially boring lectures I try to force it to take legible notes and to make childlike drawings.

Lol, cack hand.

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I throw my voice left handed.

Top THAT bucko!

YOU THROW YOUR VOICE LIKE A GIRL!

[BadBeast]

Occasionally I intentionally use my cack hand to do all sorts of mundane tasks I usually use my proper hand for.

During especially boring lectures I try to force it to take legible notes and to make childlike drawings.

Lol, cack hand.

My Grandfather was also left handed, and when he was at school, they tied his left hand behind him, so he had to learn to write with his right hand. Which he learned to do. However, he used to draw beautifully with his left hand, but couldn't draw for shit with his right.
God only knows what other psychological abberations (he had a few, too) can be traced back to this early training.

[Doktor Howl]

Occasionally I intentionally use my cack hand to do all sorts of mundane tasks I usually use my proper hand for.

During especially boring lectures I try to force it to take legible notes and to make childlike drawings.

Lol, cack hand.

My Grandfather was also left handed, and when he was at school, they tied his left hand behind him, so he had to learn to write with his right hand. Which he learned to do. However, he used to draw beautifully with his left hand, but couldn't draw for shit with his right.
God only knows what other psychological abberations (he had a few, too) can be traced back to this early training.

That can cause speech impediments, among other things.