ATTN: DOKTOR HOWL

[Doktor Howl]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

I STILL HAVE THIS DREAM, PLEASE TO STFU.

Okay.  Anytime you change your mind, let me know, because I have this great big fucking bag full of inconvenient facts here.

I just want to do Gretchen.

Big fucking bag.  It's all bulging and shit, with horrible shit just oozing out of the stitches.

[Adios]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

I STILL HAVE THIS DREAM, PLEASE TO STFU.

Okay.  Anytime you change your mind, let me know, because I have this great big fucking bag full of inconvenient facts here.

I just want to do Gretchen.

Big fucking bag.  It's all bulging and shit, with horrible shit just oozing out of the stitches.

She made eyes at me. She made eyes at me long time. My third leg was opened.

[Adios]

I'm out. Night.

[the last yatto]

Hawk,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hank_Williams_III

[Doktor Howl]

Hawk,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hank_Williams_III

NEVER.

FUCKING.

HAPPENED.

[Doktor Howl]

In reality, he lives way more country than his pussy old man, but his voice sucks ass.

[the last yatto]

He's metal

[Doktor Howl]

He's metal

He did a country album, to pay his child support, sonny.

It wasn't pretty.

Dok,
D/N/T his knowledge on this subject.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I think this is the first time I've made a thread that made it to 10 pages.

[Doktor Howl]

I think this is the first time I've made a thread that made it to 10 pages.

You had some help from Hank Williams Sr.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I think this is the first time I've made a thread that made it to 10 pages.

You had some help from Hank Williams Sr.

I'll take assistance from the King anytime.

-vex,
fuck you, elvis.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Those are the cutest fucking squirrels I've ever seen.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No one offered to have beers with me. 

Welsh.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.

Blarg.  That sounds like work.

There is no work like wet work.

Three ways are a trap, man.

You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.

You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?

I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.

YES

so that I don't have to keep explaining to every guy I date who hasn't yet had one why they suck.

[East Coast Hustle]

Is there any good country being made?

Not really.  Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby.  Other than that, it's all pop.  Country died with Roy Orbison.

I recommend Shooter Jennings (Waylon's kid), Golden Dawn, and Old 97's (not pure country, but close enough).