What do the people look like on planet <Your Name>

[Lies]

Planet RWHN is the funniest planet in the Universe.  RWHN inhabitants have marvelous and impressive comedic talents.  However, RWHN can be a deadly planet for non-RWHNians to visit.  In fact there was a recent report of a crew from Earth trying to make peaceful contact with the planet.  All 4 crew members died on the surface, unable to acclimate to the hilarity.  One of the members managed to get a signal off before he perished, reporting that, "they've laughed their damned heads off."

Then suddenly headless species from Planet Lysergic came and enslaved planet RWHNS inhabitants and subjected them to a life of eternal punishment.

[Elder Iptuous]

Planet LMNO is ZALGO PORN.

good lord, that sounds....hawt.

[LMNO]

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[Thurnez Isa]

On planet Ti there is only the simpliest forms of life. No flowers, no trees, no grass, nothing on the land.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

On planet Ti there is only the simpliest forms of life. No flowers, no trees, no grass, nothing on the land.

The astronomers of Planet Blight have identified Planet Ti as the original destination of their extraplanetary cab driver population. Sterilization and terraforming teams have been dispatched to the Ti system in order to aid the cabbies in colonizing their original destination, for the ones that so chose to move on.

[Freeky]

On Planet Freeky, it's dildoes. All the way down.

[Lies]

On Planet Freeky, it's dildoes. All the way down.

Down down down, to pussy town?

[Freeky]

On Planet Freeky, it's dildoes. All the way down.

Down down down, to pussy town?

Well, it would be if it weren't inhabited by even more dildoes.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

On Planet Freeky, it's dildoes. All the way down.

Down down down, to pussy town?

Well, it would be if it weren't inhabited by even more dildoes.

[Cainad (dec.)]

The planet Cainad is a perfectly uniform, smooth, white ceramic sphere. A peculiar combination of factors, including the planet's distance from its sun, its rotational speed around its axis, circulation of air about its surface, and internal heat convection keep the entire planet's surface between 65 and 72 degrees F (18 to 22 milliHertz, for those of you in Metrikistan).

The planet's surface is completely featureless, except for a small structure positioned at exactly 45 degrees North of the Cainadian equator. It is a barn-red ranch-style house of the kind that were popular in 1920s America.

Inside the house, there are no furnishings, nor even any interior walls: the whole inside of the house is one large room, the floor and walls being the same uniform, featureless white of the planet's surface.

In the center of this room there is a very comfortable winged leather armchair, next to which is a plain but well made wooden end table. Upon the table is set a reading lamp and a white coffee mug, full of coffee. In the chair sits a very ordinary-looking gentleman, dressed casually, reading a book with no visible title. He takes notice of you as you enter, but does not seem particularly surprised.

If you engage him in conversation, he makes polite chit-chat but will prefer to steer the conversation towards getting you to talk about yourself. He'll humor you for as long as you choose to stay, but ultimately he has nothing to say and nothing new to bring to the conversation. He can't even offer you a place to sit.



Then you get bored and leave, never to return.

Yeah, it's a pretty lame place.

[Elder Iptuous]

it's beautiful, Cainad.

[Nast]

I thought it sounded like the beginning of a really cool text based rpg. 

[Cainad (dec.)]

If I were a god with an unlimited ability to make and shape stellar and planetary bodies, I'd make shit like this. Really odd, pointless planets that clearly have no natural origin.

And then I'd prod humanity's development of faster-than-light space travel along, just so they could see my creations and be confused.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Thanks, guys!

I thought it sounded like the beginning of a really cool text based rpg. 

That's probably where the inspiration for the descriptive style came from.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

If I were a god with an unlimited ability to make and shape stellar and planetary bodies, I'd make shit like this. Really odd, pointless planets that clearly have no natural origin.

And then I'd prod humanity's development of faster-than-light space travel along, just so they could see my creations and be confused.

Sounds like a Star Trek episode. I'm thinking classic Trek.