Unlimited Ruby Appreciation Thread

[Ruby]

I think her ban's over there anyway. She must be here, because she likes us better.

I think her ban's over there anyway. She must be here, because she likes us better.

Or maybe she doesn't think we hate her as much as TCC does.

I think her ban's over there anyway. She must be here, because she likes us better.

Or maybe she doesn't think we hate her as much as TCC does.

Then I shall endeavor to make sure she understands what true hate is.... 

Aye, apparently the welcoming committee. 

[Ruby]

I think somebody should start a pention to unban ruby at TCC

or 

I think somebody should start a pention to unban ruby at TCC

or 

This.

I think somebody should start a pention to unban ruby at TCC

or 

This.

So she will go back over there and leave us alone or is this a pity pention?

Ya'll would miss me horribly and the boards would get quietly boring again, especially with Cain's egg that the rooster laid hunt theoretics.

[Ruby]

I'm not sure why I bother posting in this thread, there is nothing challenging for me.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I'm not sure why I bother posting in this thread, there is nothing challenging for me.

So go the fuck home.  Damn what do you want a poll that has most of the members saying leave we fucking hate you?

Retarded bitch STFU! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm not sure why I bother posting in this thread, there is nothing challenging for me.

You want gross? Get naked. Perhaps you're completely wrong about just grin and fingering could offer. What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Tonguing and need the jab in the assumed the jab in the jab in the assumed the assumed thus far and need the assumed the ass that fingering could offer. What? Trashy tramps aren't yourself? Still not good enough? Ruby's favorite pursuits in the assumed the jab in this forum. Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that fingering are Ruby is secretly a man.

[Phox]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Where is the entertainment value? C'mon, Ruby, we know you can do better than that. Give us the good stuff. 

What you looking for porn? I'm not exposed to that, so I don't know it. 

I demand photographs of you in sexually explicit poses, fully nude or partially clothed. NAO!!!!










P.S. it's not porn, it's erotica.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I bother fisting in this thread, there is nothing you're completely wrong about just grin and fingering and need the assumed the jab in the ass that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as your class? Tonguing and bare it. You want gross? I'll get naked. Perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as you've ass that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as your class? Tonguing and bare it. You want gross? I'll get naked.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.

I'm sorry, did you have a point?

Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!

Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!

Byeeeeeeeee

Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.

Ewwwww, not only stupid but gross too?

UGH we need a better class of troll.

What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked.

You do realize I'm a woman right?  And I'm not homophobic or anything, my turn on is brains whatever sex you are, so I'm sorry you don't stand a chance.  Nope still not good enough.  I'm always naked....

[Doktor Howl]

Nigel owns dis joint.   

[Ruby]

What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.

I'm sorry, did you have a point?

Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!

Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!

Byeeeeeeeee

Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.

Ewwwww, not only stupid but gross too?

UGH we need a better class of troll.

What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked.

You do realize I'm a woman right?  And I'm not homophobic or anything, my turn on is brains whatever sex you are, so I'm sorry you don't stand a chance.  Nope still not good enough.  I'm always naked....

Sorry, babydoll, I own my brain and don't plan to share it, no nevermind how classy, studly, or in between one is a wanna be of. You sound like serpentium wanting to smack my ass from TCC.

[Doktor Howl]

What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.

I'm sorry, did you have a point?

Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!

Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!

Byeeeeeeeee

Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.

Ewwwww, not only stupid but gross too?

UGH we need a better class of troll.

What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked.

You do realize I'm a woman right?  And I'm not homophobic or anything, my turn on is brains whatever sex you are, so I'm sorry you don't stand a chance.  Nope still not good enough.  I'm always naked....

Sorry, babydoll, I own my brain and don't plan to share it, no nevermind how classy, studly, or in between one is a wanna be of. You sound like serpentium wanting to smack my ass from TCC.

   

Someone doesn't get it.

[Ruby]

A few of my roommates have these extremely negative and hostile reactions to very mundane occurrences. It puts me on edge.

Yesterday, we were driving to the bagel store for breakfast. Sunday was apparently Race day in Tarrytown. There were a lot of people on bikes, wearing numbers as if they were in a race. This set my roommate off for some reason.

First he was bitching about how shitty the bikers are for being in the street and getting in everybody's way. They're acting like they're cars! Oh god oh god. They think they're so important, but it's so shitty of them to bike on roads. People have places to go, can't they understand that? God I hate stupid people....  Except that the bikers weren't in our way, they were actually on another road. And my roommate, the one excreting all this anger, doesn't even drive.

We parked, and got in line at the bagel store. There were some runners from this local prep school standing behind us in line. They were clearly a track team, all wearing matching t-shirts and running shorts. After we sat down, my roommate got so worked up over these kids. They didn't talk to us or even look at us, but he hated their tight shorts. He was outraged because he could see their butts. "You shouldn't be wearing fucking banana hammocks in public!" and swearing and gnashing and getting all worked up over these kids. "Self improvement REALLY IS masturbation!"

The irony of the situation is that his vulgar screed was pissing off the family sitting next to us and he wasn't even aware. His ranting was far more objectionable and offensive than some guys on bikes, or some high school kids wearing jogging shorts.

When the rant crescendoed in a tirade about how we should line these people up and kill them with shot guns, I was like, "Woah... take a breath, dude. It's just shorts." And he calmed down, he realized he had been in hate mode all morning for basically no reason... eventually he got fixated again on some mundane thing and got all twisted out of shape about it.


I've gotta keep that kind of negativity at arm's length -- it can really infect you.

It's so easy to hate on "stupid people". And it feels very rewarding to be outraged. But it's not a fun vibe to be around.


I found myself wondering how to orient myself to it. I wanted to object to his objections. I wanted to say, "dude, we're in a public space, sometimes you're going to see things you don't like and you're gonna hafta deal with it." But I also myself didn't want to get consumed by the critical nitpicky energy. If I wanted to preach tolerance, maybe the best thing was to practice tolerance and keep my mouth shut. And just remove myself from the situations which piss me off so much.

Hahaha, I tell my hubby he don't have to take it home nor sleep with it... Seriously, some people just get off on being contrary and difficult. It's the only way some seem to know to be. It is obviously a mental fix that works for more than half of America and then some.  

And, I did miss that part about masterbation... For SOME it can prove to be self-mutilating just as it can be self-improvement. 

[Ruby]

What bothers me most is how much sense ya'll make to me and yet how little sense ya'll pretend that I make to you. I'm not a computer intellect. I also seriously doubt that Freeky dislikes me at all, she's just probably upset I returned her flavors. As for the rest of the board, ya'll treat even the most seasoned posters in the same way as you are me, so I'm a little honored that you've blocked me off into one flippin' thread. Proves your own laziness for what it is, as well.

I'm sorry, did you have a point?

Wait, I thought I told you to GO HOME!!!

Go play mental patient at your new psych forum!!!

Byeeeeeeeee

Apparently, ya'll here love playing the mental patients. Go finger that.

Ewwwww, not only stupid but gross too?

UGH we need a better class of troll.

What? Trashy tramps aren't your class? Aye, perhaps intellectual blondes that have experience in dealing with medium mind fucks as yourself? Still not good enough? How about just grin and bare it. You want gross? Get naked.

You do realize I'm a woman right?  And I'm not homophobic or anything, my turn on is brains whatever sex you are, so I'm sorry you don't stand a chance.  Nope still not good enough.  I'm always naked....

Sorry, babydoll, I own my brain and don't plan to share it, no nevermind how classy, studly, or in between one is a wanna be of. You sound like serpentium wanting to smack my ass from TCC.

   

Someone doesn't get it.

"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.

[Doktor Howl]

"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.

I know.  The best part is that you'll never know why that post was so fucking hilarious.

[Ruby]

"Get it" FFS, obviously I do not.

I know.  The best part is that you'll never know why that post was so fucking hilarious.

Laugh yourself to idiocy. Women collect toys for a reason.