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Man leaves behind 2,000 page suicide note.

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, September 26, 2010, 05:27:29 AM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Triple Zero on September 26, 2010, 01:07:03 PM
did he decide he had to write this and finish all 2000 pages of it before committing suicide, or did he maybe just start writing and kept it up until he finally dared/managed/succeeded/etc to actually do it?

Apparently he had written several of the sections of the book over a long period of time and at some point he decided to compile them all together into a suicide note.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on March 24, 2011, 03:42:25 AM
Kids in the Hall did it 20 years ago. 

What, killed themselves after writing War & Peace?    :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Precious Moments Zalgo

QuoteIf my hypothesis is correct, this work will be repressed.
His work is not being repressed, so I guess that means his hypothesis is not correct.  Does that mean he killed himself over something that isn't even true?
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

The Johnny

Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on March 28, 2011, 04:15:29 PM
QuoteIf my hypothesis is correct, this work will be repressed.
His work is not being repressed, so I guess that means his hypothesis is not correct.  Does that mean he killed himself over something that isn't even true?

Testing hypothesis is the work of SCIENCE after all, he truly was an scientist.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

hooplala

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 02:13:31 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 24, 2011, 03:42:25 AM
Kids in the Hall did it 20 years ago. 

What, killed themselves after writing War & Peace?    :lulz:

They did a sketch about a guy who wrote a tome as a suicide note, but the death didn't take and all the friends have to awkwardly admit they didn't read the note.  I guess it's not really all that similar now that I say it like this.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Jasper

I kind of wish he didn't kill himself.  It's the only way this book could be made any funnier. 

Mangrove

Not even original when the Kids In Hall Did it.

Preface to a Twenty Volume Suicide Note, poems, 1961 by Leroi Jones (aka Amiri Baraka)
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

hooplala

Quote from: Mangrove on March 29, 2011, 08:56:04 PM
Not even original when the Kids In Hall Did it.

Preface to a Twenty Volume Suicide Note, poems, 1961 by Leroi Jones (aka Amiri Baraka)

Trust a fucking poet to write a book for no money...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mangrove

Quote from: Hoopla on March 30, 2011, 12:02:42 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on March 29, 2011, 08:56:04 PM
Not even original when the Kids In Hall Did it.

Preface to a Twenty Volume Suicide Note, poems, 1961 by Leroi Jones (aka Amiri Baraka)

Trust a fucking poet to write a book for no money...

:lulz:

I think it's in the job description.


What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

Indeed, I have this one friend who is a poet.  He has a side job as a meter reader. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO


AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mangrove

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2011, 05:42:56 PM
Indeed, I have this one friend who is a poet.  He has a side job as a meter reader. 


:golfclap:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.