A discordian take on this please...

[Doktor Howl]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Wah, wah. Stop being a baby and suck it up or get out.

Stop acting like a dilinquent and wake up girl...

ATTN, PREACHERS:  THIS IS THE CORRECT METHOD FOR CONVERTING FEMALES.  IT IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE THEM LISTEN.

YEA VERRILY, FOR YOUNG WOMEN HAVE WEAK MINDS AND NO SELF-ESTEEM. IF YOU ARE FIRM IN YOUR DEGRADATIONS OF THEM, THEN THEY WILL LAVISH ALL THEIR HEART UPON YOUR FEET AT THE SLIGHTEST KINDNESS YOU SHOWETH THEM.

Also, women react very well to being told how to behave.  

But then again, he's a truther, so he's never actually talked to a girl.

[Doktor Howl]

Dok shh id rather listen to a college drop out talk about engineering then from someone who made it his trade

But you're not.  You're listening to a college dropout parrot Alex Jones.  He even uses the mannerisms ("tsk, tsk", and "It just doesn't happen, folks".).

He's a megaphone for someone else's screwball ideas.  He has nothing of his own to say; there's nothing really there.

Unfounded, unintelligent and biased statement a......

...sentence fragment...

The dots represented 'sshole' stupid...

You could have just said "asshole", kid.

It's okay.  We won't tell on you. 

[Don Coyote]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Wah, wah. Stop being a baby and suck it up or get out.

Stop acting like a dilinquent and wake up girl...

ATTN, PREACHERS:  THIS IS THE CORRECT METHOD FOR CONVERTING FEMALES.  IT IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE THEM LISTEN.

YEA VERRILY, FOR YOUNG WOMEN HAVE WEAK MINDS AND NO SELF-ESTEEM. IF YOU ARE FIRM IN YOUR DEGRADATIONS OF THEM, THEN THEY WILL LAVISH ALL THEIR HEART UPON YOUR FEET AT THE SLIGHTEST KINDNESS YOU SHOWETH THEM.

Oddly enough, this used to be true of me.

Glad that isn't anymore.

[Freeky]

Dok shh id rather listen to a college drop out talk about engineering then from someone who made it his trade

But you're not.  You're listening to a college dropout parrot Alex Jones.  He even uses the mannerisms ("tsk, tsk", and "It just doesn't happen, folks".).

He's a megaphone for someone else's screwball ideas.  He has nothing of his own to say; there's nothing really there.

Unfounded, unintelligent and biased statement a......

...sentence fragment...

The dots represented 'sshole' stupid...

A series of dots (they are called "periods") is an elipses, or several elipses in a row. You're not familiar with the english language, are you?

[Doktor Howl]

(All)
At last we are to meet him,
The famous Captain Spaulding.
From climates hot and scalding,
The Captain has arrived.

Most heartily we'll greet him,
With plain and fancy cheering.
Until he's hard of hearing.
The Captain has arrived.
At last - The Captain has arrived.

(Hives)
Mr. Horatio W. Jamison, Field Secretary to Captain Spaulding.

(Jamison)
I represent the Captain who insists on my informing you of these conditions under
which he camps here.
In one thing he is very strict, he wants his women young and picked and as for men,
he won't have any tramps here.

(All)
As for men he won't have any tramps here,
There must be no tramps.

(Jamison)
The men must all be very old,
The women warm, the champagne cold.
It's under these conditions that he camps here.

(Voice off Screen)
I'm announcing Captain Jeffery Spaulding.

(All)
He's announcing Captain Jeffery Spaulding,

Oh dear, he is coming,
At last he's here.

(Spaulding)
Hello, I must be going,
I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going.
I'm glad I came, but just the same I must be going.
La La.

(Mrs. Rittenhouse)
For my sake you must stay.
If you should go away,
You'd spoil this party I am throwing.

(Spaulding)
I'll stay a week or two,
I'll stay the summer thru,
But I am telling you,
I must be going.

(All)
Before you go,
Will you oblige us,
And tell us of your deeds so glowing?

(Spaulding)
I'll do anything you say,
In fact I'll even stay!

(All)
Good!

(Spaulding)
But I must be going.

(Jamison)
There's something that I'd like to say,
That he's too modest to relay.
The Captain is a moral man.
Sometimes he finds it trying.

(Spaulding)
This fact I emphasize with stress,
I never take a drink unless - Somebody's buying.

(All)
The Captain is a very moral man.

(Jamison)
If he hears anything obscene, He'll naturally repel it.

(Spaulding)
I hate a dirty joke I do,
Unless it's told by someone who -
Knows how to tell it.

(All)
The Captain is a very moral man.
Hooray for Captain Spaulding, The African explorer.

(Spaulding)
Did someone call me Shnorrer?

(All)
Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.

(Jamison)
He went into the jungle where all the monkeys throw nuts.

(Spaulding)
If I stay here I'll go nuts.

(All)
Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.
He put all his reliance, In courage and defiance,
And risked his life for science.

(Spaulding)
Hey, hey.

(Mrs. Rittenhouse)
You are the only white man to cover every acre.

(Spaulding)
I think I'll try and make her.

(All)
Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.
He put all his reliance, In courage and defiance,
And risked his life for science.

(Spaulding)
Hey, hey.

(All)
Hooray for Captain Spaulding, The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame
And that is why we say, Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.

(Spaulding attempts to speak)
My friends, I am highly gratified at this magnificent display of effusion and I want
you to know.........

(All)
Hooray for Captain Spaulding, The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame
And that is why we say, Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.

(Spaulding)
My friends, I am highly gratified at this magnificent display of effusion and I want
you to know.........

Hooray for Captain Spaulding, The African big hero.....

Well, somebody's got to do it!

[LyingTruth]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Didn't he already post something to this effect?

Something wrong in putting the last nail in the coffin you halfwit?

No, and you're doing a very good job of that.  You've failed in spreading your "truth", you've been reduced to yet another screeching truther, and yet you keep digging.

Let us know how that works out for ya, Corky.

If you can't see it - you can't see it! I'm really sorry for you...

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCvz8y_DUSY&feature=player_embedded

[Don Coyote]

Dok shh id rather listen to a college drop out talk about engineering then from someone who made it his trade

But you're not.  You're listening to a college dropout parrot Alex Jones.  He even uses the mannerisms ("tsk, tsk", and "It just doesn't happen, folks".).

He's a megaphone for someone else's screwball ideas.  He has nothing of his own to say; there's nothing really there.

Unfounded, unintelligent and biased statement a......

...sentence fragment...

The dots represented 'sshole' stupid...

Sshole a means what ancient wisdom possessor of?

[Freeky]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Wah, wah. Stop being a baby and suck it up or get out.

Stop acting like a dilinquent and wake up girl...

ATTN, PREACHERS:  THIS IS THE CORRECT METHOD FOR CONVERTING FEMALES.  IT IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE THEM LISTEN.

YEA VERRILY, FOR YOUNG WOMEN HAVE WEAK MINDS AND NO SELF-ESTEEM. IF YOU ARE FIRM IN YOUR DEGRADATIONS OF THEM, THEN THEY WILL LAVISH ALL THEIR HEART UPON YOUR FEET AT THE SLIGHTEST KINDNESS YOU SHOWETH THEM.

Oddly enough, this used to be true of me.

Glad that isn't anymore.

You and me both.

[Doktor Howl]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Didn't he already post something to this effect?

Something wrong in putting the last nail in the coffin you halfwit?

No, and you're doing a very good job of that.  You've failed in spreading your "truth", you've been reduced to yet another screeching truther, and yet you keep digging.

Let us know how that works out for ya, Corky.

If you can't see it - you can't see it! I'm really sorry for you...

That's nice.  You should stop wasting your time here, and go somewhere where the people aren't sheep and will hang on every word of your religious important message.

[LyingTruth]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Didn't he already post something to this effect?

Something wrong in putting the last nail in the coffin you halfwit?

If I be a halfwit then you be an eighthwit.

I couldn't top that, but you'll always be half as much a 'wit' as me for that matter

[Freeky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCvz8y_DUSY&feature=player_embedded

Wasn't Groucho Marx the one who was the always silent one and whatever voice footage they had was destroyed by the faily?

[Phox]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Didn't he already post something to this effect?

Something wrong in putting the last nail in the coffin you halfwit?

If I be a halfwit then you be an eighthwit.

I couldn't top that, but you'll always be half as much a 'wit' as me for that matter

[Don Coyote]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Didn't he already post something to this effect?

Something wrong in putting the last nail in the coffin you halfwit?

If I be a halfwit then you be an eighthwit.

I couldn't top that, but you'll always be half as much a 'wit' as me for that matter

I guess you knowledge of math is a vast as your knowledge of engineering and physics.

Just for your information, FYI, an eighth is a half of a half of a half. Which means I posses roughly four times the wits you posses.

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCvz8y_DUSY&feature=player_embedded

Wasn't Groucho Marx the one who was the always silent one and whatever voice footage they had was destroyed by the faily?

That was Harpo.