A discordian take on this please...

[Freeky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCvz8y_DUSY&feature=player_embedded

Wasn't Groucho Marx the one who was the always silent one and whatever voice footage they had was destroyed by the faily?

That was Harpo.

Oh, my bad.

[Doktor Howl]

Congratulations, Lying Truth.  You've utterly failed in conveying your message.  And since that's all you know how to talk about, you're pretty much just an amusement, now.

[LyingTruth]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Wah, wah. Stop being a baby and suck it up or get out.

Stop acting like a dilinquent and wake up girl...

So I should be an upstanding citizen? The kind that follows the rules and all that blindly? Sounds a bit grey to me.

You're apparently already doing a perfectly good job at that....and I'm not even preaching - nice try Doktor Howl.

[Freeky]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Wah, wah. Stop being a baby and suck it up or get out.

Stop acting like a dilinquent and wake up girl...

So I should be an upstanding citizen? The kind that follows the rules and all that blindly? Sounds a bit grey to me.

You're apparently already doing a perfectly good job at that....and I'm not even preaching - nice try Doktor Howl.

So I should START being a delinquent.

[Phox]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Wah, wah. Stop being a baby and suck it up or get out.

Stop acting like a dilinquent and wake up girl...

So I should be an upstanding citizen? The kind that follows the rules and all that blindly? Sounds a bit grey to me.

You're apparently already doing a perfectly good job at that....and I'm not even preaching - nice try Doktor Howl.

[Requia ☣]

LT: You type like a Youtuber.  Please pass high school junior high English before engaging in any more verbal sparring.

[LyingTruth]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Wah, wah. Stop being a baby and suck it up or get out.

Stop acting like a dilinquent and wake up girl...

So I should be an upstanding citizen? The kind that follows the rules and all that blindly? Sounds a bit grey to me.

Yeah, his message is getting a little confused, there.

Keep trying dumbass!

[Doktor Howl]

...and I'm not even preaching - nice try Doktor Howl.

Of course you're preaching.  You've been preaching since page 1.

But nobody's buying it, because you suck at evangelism.  Alex Jones would be so ashamed.

You should have listened to "Bob".  He could sell iceboxes to Eskimos.

[Doktor Howl]

Keep trying dumbass!

There's nothing quite like reducing an evangelist to obscenities.   

[Don Coyote]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Wah, wah. Stop being a baby and suck it up or get out.

Stop acting like a dilinquent and wake up girl...

So I should be an upstanding citizen? The kind that follows the rules and all that blindly? Sounds a bit grey to me.

Yeah, his message is getting a little confused, there.

Keep trying dumbass!

Stop trying. Either do it right or go home.

[Freeky]

I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN!

Ask me. Go on!

[Doktor Howl]

I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN!

Ask me. Go on!

WHATCHA WANNA BE, FREEKSTER?

[Freeky]

Keep trying dumbass!

There's nothing quite like reducing an evangelist to obscenities.   

Yeah, it's pretty amazing and awesome.

[LyingTruth]

Reality (is)
Abundantly
Neglected
Throughout:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSApOavkHg8

It's been great fun watching you stupid apes (and monkeys too though) in your sorry ass cages. Discordians are definately wankers!
And they're primitively hostile and aggressive too.
Look (if you're even able with your lack of sensing capability) into your broken mirrors assholes.
Bye bye sorry excuses of human beings.
You've amused me plenty. Thank you sheep....

Wah, wah. Stop being a baby and suck it up or get out.

Stop acting like a dilinquent and wake up girl...

ATTN, PREACHERS:  THIS IS THE CORRECT METHOD FOR CONVERTING FEMALES.  IT IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE THEM LISTEN.

I AM SORELY TEMPTED. PLZ, LT, GIVE ME MORE WISDOM THAT SHOW ME THE WAY!

Find your own way and you........but hey, you already did that. I hope you're filled with bliss  

[Don Coyote]

I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN!

Ask me. Go on!

FREEKY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN?!?!?!?!?