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Started by The Wizard, September 29, 2010, 12:49:55 AM

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Remington

Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:15:42 AM
QuoteI'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?

If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...

I'm not Canadian. Now, I'm really going to kill you. Slowly.
Who is, then? I distinctly recall Dok Howl threatening to nerve gas Edmonton.
Is it plugged in?

Stelpa

It is times like this I am glad to not be popular. I did nothing to receive a killin'  :lulz:

P.S. Dont hurt mee

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 04:57:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:15:42 AM
QuoteI'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?

If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...

I'm not Canadian. Now, I'm really going to kill you. Slowly.
Who is, then? I distinctly recall Dok Howl threatening to nerve gas Edmonton.

That would be a little redundant.
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

I. am. okay. worry. not. general. population. and. possibly. former. friends.

Rumors. that. Robonun's. ruler. impregnates. victims. with. parasitic. psychogrubs. are. highly. exaggerated.

I. am. off. to. whichever. establishment. I. frequent. to. pull. in. some. delicious. sexual. organ. of. the. gender. which. would. be. heterosexually. appropriate.

We. are. smiles. And. helpfulness. to. the. elderly.

-. E. o. C.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Wizard

QuoteRumors. that. Robonun's. ruler. impregnates. victims. with. parasitic. psychogrubs. are. highly. exaggerated.

Actually that's true. They just have an incubation period. Give it a little while longer.
Insanity we trust.

Remington

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 05:02:17 AM
Quote from: Remington on September 29, 2010, 04:57:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:15:42 AM
QuoteI'm moving up to Edmonton next year. That's where you live, right?

If so, I smell a Cabal coming on...

I'm not Canadian. Now, I'm really going to kill you. Slowly.
Who is, then? I distinctly recall Dok Howl threatening to nerve gas Edmonton.

That would be a little redundant.
"Ineffective" might be a better choice of words. Nerve gas typically only works on organisms with central nervous systems, you see. Most Albertans use their circulatory systems to conduct nerve impulses (untreated crude oil is actually surprisingly electrically conductive, although it tends to coagulate around major joints).
Is it plugged in?

Don Coyote

-yawn-
I guess the good Doktors forgot about my quadrupedal tentacled lord. Your threats are both empty and without meaning.

AFK

How come I never make these lists anymore?  And I get no WOMP-age either.

RWHN,
is a sad, sad, also sick, and also sad, panda. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cudgel on September 29, 2010, 05:22:52 AM
-yawn-
I guess the good Doktors forgot about my quadrupedal tentacled lord. Your threats are both empty and without meaning.

We'll see about that.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 29, 2010, 11:02:45 AM
How come I never make these lists anymore?  And I get no WOMP-age either.

RWHN,
is a sad, sad, also sick, and also sad, panda. 

If Enrico doesn't come back, THAT. CAN. BE. ARRANGED.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 02:35:35 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 29, 2010, 11:02:45 AM
How come I never make these lists anymore?  And I get no WOMP-age either.

RWHN,
is a sad, sad, also sick, and also sad, panda. 

If Enrico doesn't come back, THAT. CAN. BE. ARRANGED.

I was about to agree with RWHN but have decided that I need to just walk away quietly...


Nothing to see here. 

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:43:35 AM
QuoteOh, if this is about the Generalissimo, then to hell with Alphapance.

Sorry LMNO.

So, are you joining us? Or are you merely abandoning your ties with Alphapance?

I am confused as to what is transpiring here, and how Alphapance is caught up in it. So for the time being I'll do what every good Irishman would do when confused. Ask how the weather is.

So how's the weather in the place where you are that apparently isn't Canada?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 05:23:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:43:35 AM
QuoteOh, if this is about the Generalissimo, then to hell with Alphapance.

Sorry LMNO.

So, are you joining us? Or are you merely abandoning your ties with Alphapance?

I am confused as to what is transpiring here, and how Alphapance is caught up in it. So for the time being I'll do what every good Irishman would do when confused. Ask how the weather is.

So how's the weather in the place where you are that apparently isn't Canada?

1.  There are no good Irishmen.

2.  Irishmen drink and punch things when they're confused.  In fact, they ignore everything they can't drink or punch at all times.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 05:32:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 05:23:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:43:35 AM
QuoteOh, if this is about the Generalissimo, then to hell with Alphapance.

Sorry LMNO.

So, are you joining us? Or are you merely abandoning your ties with Alphapance?

I am confused as to what is transpiring here, and how Alphapance is caught up in it. So for the time being I'll do what every good Irishman would do when confused. Ask how the weather is.

So how's the weather in the place where you are that apparently isn't Canada?

1.  There are no good Irishmen.

2.  Irishmen drink and punch things when they're confused.  In fact, they ignore everything they can't drink or punch at all times.

No, you're thinking of Irishmen specifically from Cork. WEll, at least about the punching thing. Can't argue with the drinking assessment.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 05:47:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 05:32:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 29, 2010, 05:23:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 29, 2010, 04:43:35 AM
QuoteOh, if this is about the Generalissimo, then to hell with Alphapance.

Sorry LMNO.

So, are you joining us? Or are you merely abandoning your ties with Alphapance?

I am confused as to what is transpiring here, and how Alphapance is caught up in it. So for the time being I'll do what every good Irishman would do when confused. Ask how the weather is.

So how's the weather in the place where you are that apparently isn't Canada?

1.  There are no good Irishmen.

2.  Irishmen drink and punch things when they're confused.  In fact, they ignore everything they can't drink or punch at all times.

No, you're thinking of Irishmen specifically from Cork. WEll, at least about the punching thing. Can't argue with the drinking assessment.

Come to think of it, I've never met an Irishman that wasn't confused.
Molon Lube