List of Vengeance

[Payne]

Every public service of Posting I have heard about so far in the wake of the Saazorian tragedy has had in its quote boxes and in its bolded passages sympathy and compassion for those who were most heinously molested by Enrico and for their families, and Paynes's guidance upon the selected moderators and our troll-machine as they do what they got to do - pay backs. There's a move in a buried thread in Apple Talk from thoughts of paying homage to Enrico to thoughts of paying back. Move if you will from posting to troling. A move, in other words from the posting of praise for Payne, the sexy bastard, to a troll against Payne. And I want you to notice, very carefully, the next move. One of the reasons this old thread is rarely read in its entirety. Because it is a move that spotlights the insanity of the bicycling Battle Nuns of Salazor and the tricycle of hatred.

Look at the ninth post, look at post 9, look at post 9, "Happy shall they be who take your little n00bs and dash them against the banhammer. The people of faith are the boards of the Metaforum. How shall we sing Payne's song if I forget the (unintelligible). . .

The people of faith have moved from the hatred of Salazor, these trolls who captured The Good Reverend, who slaughtered his drinking buddy, they put his eyes out, the trolls who sacked the IRC channel, burned the WOMPs, burned the Transliterated Song Lyrics, burned the hi-jacked Jeremiah Wright sermons, and moved from the hatred of Freedom to the hatred of The Paynite Theocracy, the n00bs, the n00bs...

"Blessed are they who dash your n00b's brains against a rock." And that my adorable little pretties is a dangerous place to be. Yet, that is where the people of faith are in PD 2010 and that is where the people of faith are, far too many people of faith are in IRC 2010. We have moved from the hatred of The Lamanite to the hatred of PopTart. We want revenge. We want paybacks and we don't care who gets hurt in the process.

Now I-I-I asked Payne, "What should our response be in light of such an unthinkable post?" But before I share with you what Payne showed me, I want to give you one of my little faith Jack "boot notes". Visitors often get faith Jack "Boot Notes", so that our Paynite members don't lose sight of the Big WOMP. Let me give you a little faith Jack "boot note". Turn to the previous poster, say 'faith Jack "boot note"'

I heard Ambassador Klok Khaos on an interview yesterday. Did anybody else see him or hear him? He was on Fox news. This is an outlandish man and he was upsetting the Fox news commentators to no end. He pointed out. You see him John? An outlandish man he pointed out –an Ambassador! He pointed out that what LHX said when he got silenced by Enrico Salazar was in fact true. PD's Geneticaly Modified Flying Scrids are coming home to roost/ ink in  your face!

We took this forum by terror away from the Blind Gods of Pinealism. Terrorism! We took Wiccans from their forum to build our way of trollaise and kept them enslaved by postcounts and cleaning The Pool on The Roof. Terrorism! We bombed the Church of Google and banned innocent n00bs, non trollinh personnel. We bombed the pagan community of Mystic Wicks with HIMEOBS bombers and killed unarmed bloggers and tweeters, WoW players and YouTube Celebrities. We bombed Hoopla's home and WOMPed his child. Blessed are they who bash your n00b's head against a rock! We bombed Capitol Grilling. We killed Right wing simpletons trying to make a longwinded meaningless point. We bombed a plant in EB&G to payback for the attack on our WOMPcave. Banned hundreds of hardcore-posting regulars; Pagans and Discordians who left home to go a-posting that day, not knowing that they would never get back home. We bombed Obsidian Mirror! We bombed Other Eldora sites, and we nuked far more threads than the thousands of posts in the old Open Bar and Pics threads, and we never batted an eye! N00bs playing in the Pool on The Roof , Regulars posting in the Haiku Thread, posters – not trolls – people just trying to make it to 10000 postcounts day by day. We have supported Salazorian terrorism against the Paynites and WOMP cabal, and now we are indignant??? Because the stuff we have done to everyone has now been brought back into our very own PD.com! PD's Geneticaly Modified Flying Scrids are coming home to roost/ ink in  your face!

Salazar begets Salazar. Battle Nun begets Battle Nun and "Salazorian Pretty Dancing Girl, with extra Love Canon" begets "Salazorian Pretty Dancing Girl, with extra Love Canon". An outlandish Ambassador said that y'all, not a Pure and Innocent Paynite. Not a Good Reverend who preaches about meaningless drivel. An Outlandish Ambassador whose eyes are wide open, and who's trying to get us to wake up and move away from this dangerous precipice upon which we are now poised. Ambassador Klok Khaos said that the people we are wounded don't have the trolling capability we have but they do have alt accounts they are willing to sacrifice and to take thousands of Open Bar posts with them and we need to come to grips with that. Let me stop my faith Jack "boot note" right there and ask you to think about that over the next few threaddrifts if Payne grants us that many days. Turn back to your neighbor say 'Jack "boot note" is all up yo ass.'

Now, now come on back to my question to Payne. "What should our response be right now in light of such an unthinkable post?"

I asked Payne that question Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I was stuck in Multimedia Menace. No crossposting was leaving RWHN's Pun House, P3nT's Shoops, or that silly thread about unicorns or some shit, you know the one?. On the day the Obnoxious Jerk Cabal opened up the locked threads, because those posts had been diverted, because of the trolling, a scare in Multimedia Menace closed all those threads and I couldn't even get to Apple Talk for Mr. Hawks's funeral. And I asked Payne, "What should our response be?"

I saw incredible WOMPs. People who "Just Hated Roger". Elvis, Fighting Jesus, Jiu-Jitsu Gandhi and "Bob" in the Apocalypso. No more. WOMPers WRATHING their little hands off. People holding glowing mittens. People WOMPing ridiculous Sexual Poses with Bea Arthur. And I asked Payne, "What should our response be?"

I read what the people of faith felt in IRC. But this is a different forum. This is a different kind of troll. This is a different WOMPing. This is a different Battle Nun. This is a different Salazar. "What should our response be?" And Payne showed me three things. Let me share them with you quickly and I'm going to leave you alone to think about the faith Jack "boot note" in your ass.

Number one. Payne showed me that this is a time for self-examination. As I sat 900 miles away from my Cabal and my forum of faith, two months after my own father's death, Payne showed me that this is a time for me to examine my testicles for cancer; my own nutsack, my coinpurse, if you will. I submit to you that it is the same for you (at least the men, anyway). Folks flocked to the forum in Multimedia Menace last week. You know that fox hole WOMPage syndrome kicked in, that emergency cord WRATH; you know that old red box cord to pull in case of emergency, it showed up full force. Folk who ain't thought about coming to MSPaint for years were WOMPing last week. I heard that mid week WRATH services all over this forum, which are poorly attended 51 weeks of the year, were jammed packed all over PD the week of The EnricoIncident, the 52nd week filled full. But Payne said, "This ain't the time for you to be examining other folks' testicles, this is a time of self-examination"

Payne said to me, "How is our relationship doing dude? How often do you talk to me personally? How often do you let Me talk to you in PMs? How much time do you spend trying to get right with Me, or do you spend all your time trying to get other folk right?"

This is a time for me to examine my own testicles. Is it real or is it fake? Is it forever or is it for show? Is it something you do for the sake of the public or is it something that you do for the sake of WRATH? This is a time to examine my own and a time for you to examine your own Testicles. Self-examination. . .

1 By the Boards of Metaforum we sat and wept when we remembered Payne.
2 There on the Forum Stats we hung our harps,
3 for there Enrico asked us for songs, Salazorians demanded songs of joy; they said, "Sing us one of the songs of Payne!"
4 How can we sing the songs of Payne while outwith Apple Talk?
5 If I forget you, O Good Reverend, may my right hand forget how to masturbate.
6 May my tongue cling to the roof of my mouth like peanut butter if I do not remember you, if I do not consider Payne my highest joy.
7 Remember, Payne, what the Salazorians did on the day the Old Open Bar fell. "Tear it down," they cried, "tear it down to its foundations!"
8 O Daughter of Metaforum, doomed to destruction, happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us-
9 he who seizes your n00bs and dashes them against the rocks.

[Doktor Howl]

Holy jabbering fuck.   

[Payne]

Holy jabbering fuck.   

When you do it, you gotta do it RIGHT*.



































* In other words, take a controversial sermon about 9-11 that was massively huge news two years ago, and change it all to be about PD, and then not worry too much about how disastful it all is.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Call it whatever you wish, it is FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!

[Phox]

Every public service of Posting I have heard about so far in the wake of the Saazorian tragedy has had in its quote boxes and in its bolded passages sympathy and compassion for those who were most heinously molested by Enrico and for their families, and Paynes's guidance upon the selected moderators and our troll-machine as they do what they got to do - pay backs. There's a move in a buried thread in Apple Talk from thoughts of paying homage to Enrico to thoughts of paying back. Move if you will from posting to troling. A move, in other words from the posting of praise for Payne, the sexy bastard, to a troll against Payne. And I want you to notice, very carefully, the next move. One of the reasons this old thread is rarely read in its entirety. Because it is a move that spotlights the insanity of the bicycling Battle Nuns of Salazor and the tricycle of hatred.

Look at the ninth post, look at post 9, look at post 9, "Happy shall they be who take your little n00bs and dash them against the banhammer. The people of faith are the boards of the Metaforum. How shall we sing Payne's song if I forget the (unintelligible). . .

The people of faith have moved from the hatred of Salazor, these trolls who captured The Good Reverend, who slaughtered his drinking buddy, they put his eyes out, the trolls who sacked the IRC channel, burned the WOMPs, burned the Transliterated Song Lyrics, burned the hi-jacked Jeremiah Wright sermons, and moved from the hatred of Freedom to the hatred of The Paynite Theocracy, the n00bs, the n00bs...

"Blessed are they who dash your n00b's brains against a rock." And that my adorable little pretties is a dangerous place to be. Yet, that is where the people of faith are in PD 2010 and that is where the people of faith are, far too many people of faith are in IRC 2010. We have moved from the hatred of The Lamanite to the hatred of PopTart. We want revenge. We want paybacks and we don't care who gets hurt in the process.

Now I-I-I asked Payne, "What should our response be in light of such an unthinkable post?" But before I share with you what Payne showed me, I want to give you one of my little faith Jack "boot notes". Visitors often get faith Jack "Boot Notes", so that our Paynite members don't lose sight of the Big WOMP. Let me give you a little faith Jack "boot note". Turn to the previous poster, say 'faith Jack "boot note"'

I heard Ambassador Klok Khaos on an interview yesterday. Did anybody else see him or hear him? He was on Fox news. This is an outlandish man and he was upsetting the Fox news commentators to no end. He pointed out. You see him John? An outlandish man he pointed out –an Ambassador! He pointed out that what LHX said when he got silenced by Enrico Salazar was in fact true. PD's Geneticaly Modified Flying Scrids are coming home to roost/ ink in  your face!

We took this forum by terror away from the Blind Gods of Pinealism. Terrorism! We took Wiccans from their forum to build our way of trollaise and kept them enslaved by postcounts and cleaning The Pool on The Roof. Terrorism! We bombed the Church of Google and banned innocent n00bs, non trollinh personnel. We bombed the pagan community of Mystic Wicks with HIMEOBS bombers and killed unarmed bloggers and tweeters, WoW players and YouTube Celebrities. We bombed Hoopla's home and WOMPed his child. Blessed are they who bash your n00b's head against a rock! We bombed Capitol Grilling. We killed Right wing simpletons trying to make a longwinded meaningless point. We bombed a plant in EB&G to payback for the attack on our WOMPcave. Banned hundreds of hardcore-posting regulars; Pagans and Discordians who left home to go a-posting that day, not knowing that they would never get back home. We bombed Obsidian Mirror! We bombed Other Eldora sites, and we nuked far more threads than the thousands of posts in the old Open Bar and Pics threads, and we never batted an eye! N00bs playing in the Pool on The Roof , Regulars posting in the Haiku Thread, posters – not trolls – people just trying to make it to 10000 postcounts day by day. We have supported Salazorian terrorism against the Paynites and WOMP cabal, and now we are indignant??? Because the stuff we have done to everyone has now been brought back into our very own PD.com! PD's Geneticaly Modified Flying Scrids are coming home to roost/ ink in  your face!

Salazar begets Salazar. Battle Nun begets Battle Nun and "Salazorian Pretty Dancing Girl, with extra Love Canon" begets "Salazorian Pretty Dancing Girl, with extra Love Canon". An outlandish Ambassador said that y'all, not a Pure and Innocent Paynite. Not a Good Reverend who preaches about meaningless drivel. An Outlandish Ambassador whose eyes are wide open, and who's trying to get us to wake up and move away from this dangerous precipice upon which we are now poised. Ambassador Klok Khaos said that the people we are wounded don't have the trolling capability we have but they do have alt accounts they are willing to sacrifice and to take thousands of Open Bar posts with them and we need to come to grips with that. Let me stop my faith Jack "boot note" right there and ask you to think about that over the next few threaddrifts if Payne grants us that many days. Turn back to your neighbor say 'Jack "boot note" is all up yo ass.'

Now, now come on back to my question to Payne. "What should our response be right now in light of such an unthinkable post?"

I asked Payne that question Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I was stuck in Multimedia Menace. No crossposting was leaving RWHN's Pun House, P3nT's Shoops, or that silly thread about unicorns or some shit, you know the one?. On the day the Obnoxious Jerk Cabal opened up the locked threads, because those posts had been diverted, because of the trolling, a scare in Multimedia Menace closed all those threads and I couldn't even get to Apple Talk for Mr. Hawks's funeral. And I asked Payne, "What should our response be?"

I saw incredible WOMPs. People who "Just Hated Roger". Elvis, Fighting Jesus, Jiu-Jitsu Gandhi and "Bob" in the Apocalypso. No more. WOMPers WRATHING their little hands off. People holding glowing mittens. People WOMPing ridiculous Sexual Poses with Bea Arthur. And I asked Payne, "What should our response be?"

I read what the people of faith felt in IRC. But this is a different forum. This is a different kind of troll. This is a different WOMPing. This is a different Battle Nun. This is a different Salazar. "What should our response be?" And Payne showed me three things. Let me share them with you quickly and I'm going to leave you alone to think about the faith Jack "boot note" in your ass.

Number one. Payne showed me that this is a time for self-examination. As I sat 900 miles away from my Cabal and my forum of faith, two months after my own father's death, Payne showed me that this is a time for me to examine my testicles for cancer; my own nutsack, my coinpurse, if you will. I submit to you that it is the same for you (at least the men, anyway). Folks flocked to the forum in Multimedia Menace last week. You know that fox hole WOMPage syndrome kicked in, that emergency cord WRATH; you know that old red box cord to pull in case of emergency, it showed up full force. Folk who ain't thought about coming to MSPaint for years were WOMPing last week. I heard that mid week WRATH services all over this forum, which are poorly attended 51 weeks of the year, were jammed packed all over PD the week of The EnricoIncident, the 52nd week filled full. But Payne said, "This ain't the time for you to be examining other folks' testicles, this is a time of self-examination"

Payne said to me, "How is our relationship doing dude? How often do you talk to me personally? How often do you let Me talk to you in PMs? How much time do you spend trying to get right with Me, or do you spend all your time trying to get other folk right?"

This is a time for me to examine my own testicles. Is it real or is it fake? Is it forever or is it for show? Is it something you do for the sake of the public or is it something that you do for the sake of WRATH? This is a time to examine my own and a time for you to examine your own Testicles. Self-examination. . .

1 By the Boards of Metaforum we sat and wept when we remembered Payne.
2 There on the Forum Stats we hung our harps,
3 for there Enrico asked us for songs, Salazorians demanded songs of joy; they said, "Sing us one of the songs of Payne!"
4 How can we sing the songs of Payne while outwith Apple Talk?
5 If I forget you, O Good Reverend, may my right hand forget how to masturbate.
6 May my tongue cling to the roof of my mouth like peanut butter if I do not remember you, if I do not consider Payne my highest joy.
7 Remember, Payne, what the Salazorians did on the day the Old Open Bar fell. "Tear it down," they cried, "tear it down to its foundations!"
8 O Daughter of Metaforum, doomed to destruction, happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us-
9 he who seizes your n00bs and dashes them against the rocks.

[The Wizard]

Sweet merciful fuck.

[The Wizard]

I've found you Blight!   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I've found you Blight!   

I'm pudgier than that. That was merely a body double. And I'm staying neutral until Alphapance's being targeted is all about. Then I can decide whether or not to join you.

[The Wizard]

I'm pudgier than that. That was merely a body double. And I'm staying neutral until Alphapance's being targeted is all about. Then I can decide whether or not to join you.

Ah, yes I forgot about your neutrality. Regardless, the body double has been disposed of.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Mwahahahahahaha!!!!! 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm pudgier than that. That was merely a body double. And I'm staying neutral until Alphapance's being targeted is all about. Then I can decide whether or not to join you.

Ah, yes I forgot about your neutrality. Regardless, the body double has been disposed of.

That's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.

Not like I don't, but damn.

[The Wizard]

That's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.

Not like I don't, but damn.

I should probably recall Power Gimp before he gets any ideas about the corpse...ew.

[Phox]

That's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.

Not like I don't, but damn.

I should probably recall Power Gimp before he gets any ideas about the corpse...ew.

I can haz corpse?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That's ok, he had questionable fashion taste anyway.

Not like I don't, but damn.

I should probably recall Power Gimp before he gets any ideas about the corpse...ew.

I can haz corpse?

No, he was a Catholic. They tend to frown on that sort of thing. His mother would really appreciate it if the corpse was returned in an umolested condition.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

You could fix the body so they would never know!