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Started by Nast, September 29, 2010, 05:27:59 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#15
September 29, 2010, 02:45:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 02:36:57 PM
I never make these lists.

:sadbanana:


But it is really so simple isn't it?

1. Humans
2. when in doubt about the irritating factor refer to #1

See  :mrgreen:

Rumckle

#16
September 30, 2010, 04:37:58 AM
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It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Freeky

#17
September 30, 2010, 04:45:56 AM
A chunk of steak that isn't finished being chewed so I can comfortably swallow it.

Cainad (dec.)

#18
September 30, 2010, 05:05:39 AM
That one fucker whom you can never trust for any kind of information about anything, not because he's a liar, but because he's always completely wrong.

Freeky

#19
September 30, 2010, 05:08:09 AM
Great honking bits of meat stuck between my teeth, so big that they are UNCOMFORTABLE.

tyrannosaurus vex

#20
October 07, 2010, 12:47:29 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 05:08:09 AM
Great honking bits of meat stuck between my teeth, so big that they are UNCOMFORTABLE.

:lmnuendo:
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Phox

#21
October 07, 2010, 12:48:46 AM
Spats.

Cainad (dec.)

#22
October 07, 2010, 04:19:42 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 12:48:46 AM
Spats.

You seem to have mistaken this for the list of things that are fucking stylin'.


Cainad,
no taste at all

Phox

#23
October 07, 2010, 04:52:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on October 07, 2010, 04:19:42 AM
Cainad,
no taste at all
:lulz:


Least you admit it.

Triple Zero

#24
October 07, 2010, 09:01:51 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 29, 2010, 05:27:59 AM
People who press the button at the crosswalk a million times, even though it doesn't do anything. They must like the beepy noise.

YOURS MAKE A BEEPY NOISE????

IF OURS MADE A BEEPY NOISE I'D BE PRESSING THAT SHIT ALL DAY LONG

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Freeky

#25
October 07, 2010, 03:40:20 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 07, 2010, 09:01:51 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 29, 2010, 05:27:59 AM
People who press the button at the crosswalk a million times, even though it doesn't do anything. They must like the beepy noise.

YOURS MAKE A BEEPY NOISE????

IF OURS MADE A BEEPY NOISE I'D BE PRESSING THAT SHIT ALL DAY LONG



Me, too. Nast is a lucky litte bastard, inne? :(

Dysfunctional Cunt

#26
October 07, 2010, 03:48:41 PM
Ours beep and then make cuckoo noise when you can walk and this harsh BWAAA BWAAA like a choking duck noise when you can't walk.

Cainad (dec.)

#27
October 07, 2010, 04:02:59 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 07, 2010, 09:01:51 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 29, 2010, 05:27:59 AM
People who press the button at the crosswalk a million times, even though it doesn't do anything. They must like the beepy noise.

YOURS MAKE A BEEPY NOISE????

IF OURS MADE A BEEPY NOISE I'D BE PRESSING THAT SHIT ALL DAY LONG

OMG YES, THEY ARE EXACTLY AS AMAZING AS THEY SOUND

THERE'S THIS LITTLE SENSOR BUTTON THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY REQUIRE PRESSURE, YOU JUST TOUCH YOUR FINGER TO IT AND IT GOES "BEEP-BOOP!"

Sometimes I press it an extra 2 or 3 times... just to be sure.

Doktor Howl

#28
October 07, 2010, 05:48:46 PM
Things that annoy Dok today.

1.  Me.

2.  Everyone else.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#29
October 07, 2010, 06:03:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2010, 05:48:46 PM
Things that annoy Dok today.

1.  Me.

2.  Everyone else.

:(
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