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Started by Nast, September 29, 2010, 05:27:59 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 02:36:57 PM
I never make these lists.

:sadbanana:


But it is really so simple isn't it?

1. Humans
2. when in doubt about the irritating factor refer to #1

See  :mrgreen:

Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Freeky

A chunk of steak that isn't finished being chewed so I can comfortably swallow it.

Cainad (dec.)

That one fucker whom you can never trust for any kind of information about anything, not because he's a liar, but because he's always completely wrong.

Freeky

Great honking bits of meat stuck between my teeth, so big that they are UNCOMFORTABLE.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 30, 2010, 05:08:09 AM
Great honking bits of meat stuck between my teeth, so big that they are UNCOMFORTABLE.

:lmnuendo:
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Phox


Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Phox on October 07, 2010, 12:48:46 AM
Spats.

You seem to have mistaken this for the list of things that are fucking stylin'.


Cainad,
no taste at all

Phox


Triple Zero

Quote from: Nast on September 29, 2010, 05:27:59 AM
People who press the button at the crosswalk a million times, even though it doesn't do anything. They must like the beepy noise.

YOURS MAKE A BEEPY NOISE????

IF OURS MADE A BEEPY NOISE I'D BE PRESSING THAT SHIT ALL DAY LONG

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Freeky

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 07, 2010, 09:01:51 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 29, 2010, 05:27:59 AM
People who press the button at the crosswalk a million times, even though it doesn't do anything. They must like the beepy noise.

YOURS MAKE A BEEPY NOISE????

IF OURS MADE A BEEPY NOISE I'D BE PRESSING THAT SHIT ALL DAY LONG



Me, too. Nast is a lucky litte bastard, inne? :(

Dysfunctional Cunt

Ours beep and then make cuckoo noise when you can walk and this harsh BWAAA BWAAA like a choking duck noise when you can't walk.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 07, 2010, 09:01:51 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 29, 2010, 05:27:59 AM
People who press the button at the crosswalk a million times, even though it doesn't do anything. They must like the beepy noise.

YOURS MAKE A BEEPY NOISE????

IF OURS MADE A BEEPY NOISE I'D BE PRESSING THAT SHIT ALL DAY LONG

OMG YES, THEY ARE EXACTLY AS AMAZING AS THEY SOUND

THERE'S THIS LITTLE SENSOR BUTTON THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY REQUIRE PRESSURE, YOU JUST TOUCH YOUR FINGER TO IT AND IT GOES "BEEP-BOOP!"

Sometimes I press it an extra 2 or 3 times... just to be sure.

Doktor Howl

Things that annoy Dok today.

1.  Me.

2.  Everyone else.
Molon Lube

Freeky