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Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#120
August 16, 2011, 04:03:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

Yeah, now I'm a Viking/pict and I have to cut everything with horn. :( It sucks.

Also, I am much less impressed with Vikings because my entire Viking family is under five feet tall. Except for me, I'm five foot three, and I inherited my impressive extra FOUR INCHES height from the indian side.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#121
August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#122
August 16, 2011, 04:05:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:54:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:53:19 AM
I STILL DON'T FUCKING GET THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a 4 year old joke, based on an argument between Nigel & Net.

I'll let them explain it.

:lulz:

That was one of the most hilariously pointless arguments ever. I think that's why it lives on in legend. SEE PINEALISTS? WE ARE ABLE TO EMBRACE OUR SILLINESS!

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#123
August 16, 2011, 04:06:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:03:20 AM

Also, I am much less impressed with Vikings because my entire Viking family is under five feet tall.

S'okay.  Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#124
August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#125
August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Doktor Howl

#126
August 16, 2011, 04:07:34 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Until she goes all Kali on your ass.  Then she's like 10 feet tall and made out of basalt.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#127
August 16, 2011, 04:08:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:07:34 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Until she goes all Kali on your ass.  Then she's like 10 feet tall and made out of basalt.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I just peed  my chair.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#128
August 16, 2011, 04:08:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:07:34 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Until she goes all Kali on your ass.  Then she's like 10 feet tall and made out of basalt.

Well, yes, but up until then. :D

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#129
August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#130
August 16, 2011, 04:09:34 AM
I gotta find that thread again.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#132
August 16, 2011, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".

Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.  Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#133
August 16, 2011, 04:10:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:09:34 AM
I gotta find that thread again.

That was really an amazing piece.

Doktor Howl

#134
August 16, 2011, 04:12:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:10:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:09:34 AM
I gotta find that thread again.

That was really an amazing piece.

Brief explanation part II, I believe.
Molon Lube
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