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Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.

Started by Doktor Howl, September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".

Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.  Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.

Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".

Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.  Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.

Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.

So, being as they were tiny berserkers would one posit that their axes would be beneath easy viewing for the advantaged?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:59:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".

Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.  Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.

Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.

So, being as they were tiny berserkers would one posit that their axes would be beneath easy viewing for the advantaged?

Yes, I would say that their contrary adversaries didn't even know about their particularly small but deadly hatchets.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 05:19:48 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:59:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".

Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.  Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.

Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.

So, being as they were tiny berserkers would one posit that their axes would be beneath easy viewing for the advantaged?

Yes, I would say that their contrary adversaries didn't even know about their particularly small but deadly hatchets.

Saturday morning there will be WOMPs.

The Johnny

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 10:24:31 PM

Johnny:  Reminds me of Leslie Gore ballads.


Im sorry i made Leslie cry at her party; if it makes her feel any better, tell her i left Judy too, and i myself dont know where i went.

P.S. tell that bitch to give me back my ring.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 05:20:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 05:19:48 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 04:59:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:56:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:09:25 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:07:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 16, 2011, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on August 16, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Nigel is TINY.

I didn't on purpose.  :cry:

But you're so adorable!  SO VERY TINY!

Is for blame Grandmama. She was a Pictish Dwarf Viking*.

*not even kidding. Bitch was 4'8".

Again, Frenchmen go all the way to the ground.  Height is not an issue for ax-wielding berserkers.

Is true. Especially for Grandmama and Uncle Dave.

So, being as they were tiny berserkers would one posit that their axes would be beneath easy viewing for the advantaged?

Yes, I would say that their contrary adversaries didn't even know about their particularly small but deadly hatchets.

Saturday morning there will be WOMPs.

YESSSSSSSSS
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Epimetheus

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:01:40 AM
Epithemius:  Fucks off for years at a time, just to piss me off.

:) And you spell my name so miserably as an act of revenge. I get it.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Epimetheus on August 16, 2011, 06:08:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:01:40 AM
Epithemius:  Fucks off for years at a time, just to piss me off.

:) And you spell my name so miserably as an act of revenge. I get it.

No, that was just fatigue and PILLS HERE.

My revenge will be a thing of truck stop LEGEND.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:10:49 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

I think I was also accused of being Irish too  :|

I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.

We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Plus the Irish accent is marginally more intelligible. Unless you're from Louth.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Hovercat:  Won't tell me why her sister's nickname is "shoe ears".
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 16, 2011, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:10:49 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

I think I was also accused of being Irish too  :|

I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.

We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.

itsa fookien kilt ya daft hf nekkid wretch. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 16, 2011, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:10:49 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

I think I was also accused of being Irish too  :|

I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.

We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.

itsa fookien kilt ya daft hf nekkid wretch. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Yeah you can call it anything you want, it's still a skirt for dudes.....

Don Coyote

Quote from: Khara on August 16, 2011, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 16, 2011, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:10:49 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

I think I was also accused of being Irish too  :|

I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.

We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.

itsa fookien kilt ya daft hf nekkid wretch. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Yeah you can call it anything you want, it's still a skirt for dudes.....

Why do you hate testicles?

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 07:59:34 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 16, 2011, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on August 16, 2011, 03:24:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:10:49 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:10:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 03:07:09 AM
Quote from: COL Coyote on August 16, 2011, 03:03:01 AM
I'm not WELSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd expect you to say that.

I also got accused of being Scottish at a ren faire this weekend.:crankey:

You should have ran with it.

Nigel weaseled out of being Welsh on account of the Island of Orkney.  She had to give up metal tools to do it, though.

I think I was also accused of being Irish too  :|

I'm not sure there's a functional difference between Irish & Scottish.

We have the sense not to wear man-skirts in cold rainy weather.

itsa fookien kilt ya daft hf nekkid wretch. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Yeah you can call it anything you want, it's still a skirt for dudes.....

Why do you hate testicles?

I love testicles, browned in butter with a touch of sage....

Oh wait, ummmm I like testicles, they are squishy.......