Doktor Howl's Secret Enemies List, with commentary.

[Doktor Howl]

ROGER

here are the many reasons you are MY secret enemy

• Your workplace firewall puts china's to shame
• You don't belong in this setting. Your proper context is some Frank Frazetta painting, or the Dark Sun setting. (Tuscon = Athas??)
• Too much hair on your back, not enough up top. You're a human mullet.

That last one has been fixed.  Nurse Enabler, at the cost of a set of clippers, put an end to my days as a shag carpet.

[LMNO]

Doesn't that classify as a biohazard?

[Doktor Howl]

Doesn't that classify as a biohazard?

Arizona has no time for silly shit like the environment.  We're busy people.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Khara:  Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.

The real question is......   How often do you listen to me?

[Doktor Howl]

Khara:  Tells me not to do dumb things that seem like fun ahead of time.

The real question is......   How often do you listen to me?

Not the point.

[the last yatto]

Dancing Pickle:  Libertarian

I actually just commit ed adultery to a picture of Ayn Rand just this morning.

put THAT in your brain and 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This thread has cheered me immensely!

Just thought I'd say.

[Doktor Howl]

This thread has cheered me immensely!

Just thought I'd say.

Made me feel better, too.

Not done yet, though.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit.

[Salty]

I do not live on the moon, just closer to it than the rest of you, which me gives all the reason I need to proclaim lordship over it as well.

Exiles will be sent there as needed.

[The Great Pope of OUTSIDE]

But I like the aboriginal moon-peoples!!

Do not be destroying their culture like you destroyed everyone else's! 

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Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?

Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.

[Doktor Howl]

Shouldn't you add Doktor Howl to this list?

Self loathing is the hallmark of today's disenfranchised youth, it'll make you feel younger and does wonders for the skin.

I don't want to feel younger. I LIKE being curmudgeony.

And I like me.  Probably to unhealthy degrees.

[Doktor Howl]

Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit.

Racism???

[Freeky]

Even though this thread is entirely about hate and racism, it brightens my day to read it.

I think I'm getting the hang of this place a bit.

Racism???

Yeah I was confused at that one, too. I figured it was something trying to be snarky and funny.