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Started by The Johnny, October 02, 2010, 03:19:41 AM

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Juana

I think he meant it as a joke...I hope so, anyway. People from Indiana, especially those near South Bend, should avoid humor.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Johnny

Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 04:32:25 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:01:05 AM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 02, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Conspiracy theorists are in league with the media!

I guess it is true that people with "wolf" in their user-names or avatars are dicks.
What about other canines?

As wolves are the (misconceived) archetype for independent predators which translates as "independent thinker" or "loner internet tough guy", no, only wolves.

Dogs are "man's best friend" while coyotes/dingos are more like scavengers. Although ive heard that if hungry coyotes in the woods find you, they will fuck you up good.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Psychonomaly

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:40:32 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 04:32:25 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:01:05 AM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 02, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Conspiracy theorists are in league with the media!

I guess it is true that people with "wolf" in their user-names or avatars are dicks.
What about other canines?

As wolves are the (misconceived) archetype for independent predators which translates as "independent thinker" or "loner internet tough guy", no, only wolves.

Dogs are "man's best friend" while coyotes/dingos are more like scavengers. Although ive heard that if hungry coyotes in the woods find you, they will fuck you up good.

Preliminary genetic evidence, however, has shown that "coyotes" in some areas are, genetically speaking, 85-90 percent Canis latrans, and from ten to fifteen percent Canis lupus  (primarily wolf, along with some domestic dog DNA), prompting one researcher to jokingly suggest they be called "Canis soupus" as they are a "soup" (mixture) of canid species.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coyote#Name

Haven't you heard the story where Coyote kills Wolf's son?

The Johnny

Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 02, 2010, 04:48:25 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:40:32 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 04:32:25 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:01:05 AM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 02, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Conspiracy theorists are in league with the media!

I guess it is true that people with "wolf" in their user-names or avatars are dicks.
What about other canines?

As wolves are the (misconceived) archetype for independent predators which translates as "independent thinker" or "loner internet tough guy", no, only wolves.

Dogs are "man's best friend" while coyotes/dingos are more like scavengers. Although ive heard that if hungry coyotes in the woods find you, they will fuck you up good.

Preliminary genetic evidence, however, has shown that "coyotes" in some areas are, genetically speaking, 85-90 percent Canis latrans, and from ten to fifteen percent Canis lupus  (primarily wolf, along with some domestic dog DNA), prompting one researcher to jokingly suggest they be called "Canis soupus" as they are a "soup" (mixture) of canid species.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coyote#Name

Haven't you heard the story where Coyote kills Wolf's son?

Wolf probably deserved it, and no.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Juana

Hey, silly wolf boy.
Check this guy out: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1741;sa=showPosts
It's only eight pages of posts. Which really isn't that many, when it comes to PD.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Nast

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Requia ☣

Great, now I have images running through my head of the hamburgler and a guy in a burger outfit.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Nast

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Psychonomaly

Quote from: Hover Cat on October 02, 2010, 04:37:56 AM
I think he meant it as a joke...I hope so, anyway. People from Indiana, especially those near South Bend, should avoid humor.

It was a comment on general skepticism in regards to government conspiracies.

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:51:58 AM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 02, 2010, 04:48:25 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:40:32 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 04:32:25 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:01:05 AM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 02, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Conspiracy theorists are in league with the media!

I guess it is true that people with "wolf" in their user-names or avatars are dicks.
What about other canines?

As wolves are the (misconceived) archetype for independent predators which translates as "independent thinker" or "loner internet tough guy", no, only wolves.

Dogs are "man's best friend" while coyotes/dingos are more like scavengers. Although ive heard that if hungry coyotes in the woods find you, they will fuck you up good.

Preliminary genetic evidence, however, has shown that "coyotes" in some areas are, genetically speaking, 85-90 percent Canis latrans, and from ten to fifteen percent Canis lupus  (primarily wolf, along with some domestic dog DNA), prompting one researcher to jokingly suggest they be called "Canis soupus" as they are a "soup" (mixture) of canid species.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coyote#Name

Haven't you heard the story where Coyote kills Wolf's son?

Wolf probably deserved it, and no.

I can't find it online, but if I recall correctly, Coyote and Wolf were making rules for life after the world had been created.  Coyote suggested that, when someone dies, they should be brought back to life the next day.  Wolf, dick that he is, said, No, the dead must remain dead, then Coyote killed his son so that Wolf would be the first to suffer the loss of a loved one.  

Nast

Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 02, 2010, 05:11:22 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on October 02, 2010, 04:37:56 AM
I think he meant it as a joke...I hope so, anyway. People from Indiana, especially those near South Bend, should avoid humor.

It was a comment on general skepticism in regards to government conspiracies.

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:51:58 AM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 02, 2010, 04:48:25 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:40:32 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 04:32:25 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:01:05 AM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 02, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Conspiracy theorists are in league with the media!

I guess it is true that people with "wolf" in their user-names or avatars are dicks.
What about other canines?

As wolves are the (misconceived) archetype for independent predators which translates as "independent thinker" or "loner internet tough guy", no, only wolves.

Dogs are "man's best friend" while coyotes/dingos are more like scavengers. Although ive heard that if hungry coyotes in the woods find you, they will fuck you up good.

Preliminary genetic evidence, however, has shown that "coyotes" in some areas are, genetically speaking, 85-90 percent Canis latrans, and from ten to fifteen percent Canis lupus  (primarily wolf, along with some domestic dog DNA), prompting one researcher to jokingly suggest they be called "Canis soupus" as they are a "soup" (mixture) of canid species.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coyote#Name

Haven't you heard the story where Coyote kills Wolf's son?

Wolf probably deserved it, and no.

I can't find it online, but if I recall correctly, Coyote and Wolf were making rules for life after the world had been created.  Coyote suggested that, when someone dies, they should be brought back to life the next day.  Wolf, dick that he is, said, No, the dead must remain dead, then Coyote killed his son so that Wolf would be the first to suffer the loss of a loved one.  

What does this have to do with having sex in hamburger costumes?

Don't you respect our lifestyle?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Disco Pickle

Quote from: Nast on October 02, 2010, 05:13:05 AM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 02, 2010, 05:11:22 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on October 02, 2010, 04:37:56 AM
I think he meant it as a joke...I hope so, anyway. People from Indiana, especially those near South Bend, should avoid humor.

It was a comment on general skepticism in regards to government conspiracies.

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:51:58 AM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 02, 2010, 04:48:25 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:40:32 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 04:32:25 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on October 02, 2010, 04:01:05 AM
Quote from: Psychonomaly on October 02, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Conspiracy theorists are in league with the media!

I guess it is true that people with "wolf" in their user-names or avatars are dicks.
What about other canines?

As wolves are the (misconceived) archetype for independent predators which translates as "independent thinker" or "loner internet tough guy", no, only wolves.

Dogs are "man's best friend" while coyotes/dingos are more like scavengers. Although ive heard that if hungry coyotes in the woods find you, they will fuck you up good.

Preliminary genetic evidence, however, has shown that "coyotes" in some areas are, genetically speaking, 85-90 percent Canis latrans, and from ten to fifteen percent Canis lupus  (primarily wolf, along with some domestic dog DNA), prompting one researcher to jokingly suggest they be called "Canis soupus" as they are a "soup" (mixture) of canid species.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coyote#Name

Haven't you heard the story where Coyote kills Wolf's son?

Wolf probably deserved it, and no.

I can't find it online, but if I recall correctly, Coyote and Wolf were making rules for life after the world had been created.  Coyote suggested that, when someone dies, they should be brought back to life the next day.  Wolf, dick that he is, said, No, the dead must remain dead, then Coyote killed his son so that Wolf would be the first to suffer the loss of a loved one.  

What does this have to do with having sex in hamburger costumes?

Don't you respect our lifestyle?
:lulz:
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

The Johnny

Speaking of subtext:

Proposition A: Media is reporting on government conspiracy turd theories.

Proposition B: Government conspiracies arent given enough credit.

So ok, haha.  :roll:

And Wolf in that story was a smartass, and had it coming. Playing the nietzschan-wannabe lifestyle that goes along with eternity being boring and that one lifetime well used is more than enough means you cant complain when you fuck it up.

W: "I r haz thrilling lifestylez, i dun needs eternitis or goes boring"
C: <kills W puppy>
W: "BAWWWWWW"
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Psychonomaly

Quote from: Hover Cat on October 02, 2010, 04:59:28 AM
Hey, silly wolf boy.
Check this guy out: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1741;sa=showPosts
It's only eight pages of posts. Which really isn't that many, when it comes to PD.

QuoteConsider these little epiphanies symbolic of a greater whole. Kinda out there but my belief system was never easy to nail down. Christians nailed their's down and it got messy.

Jasper

That's because people don't care what you believe if you won't commit to anything.

Hence, discordianism.

E.O.T.

Quote from: Sigmatic on October 02, 2010, 06:06:19 AM
That's because people don't care what you believe if you won't commit to anything.

Hence, discordianism.

HEY! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN DECLARED AN OFFICIAL WATERING HOLE!! - talk about discord!!
"a good fight justifies any cause"