The most hideously written piece of emo feces I have ever seen

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

My Immortal is the most triumphant example of fanfic trolling EVER (the Naruto/Anne Frank Diary crossover being a close second).

Its not trolling. If it is it was done by a very OCD troll, the both the writer and the "editor" have multiple accounts on different sites that date back far before the writing of my immortal, and these accounts are full of forum posts ect. Its sad, but this is a completely honest fanfic.

On a side not: I heard a rumor that Gerard Way of MCR dyed his hair blond after reading the chapter that went into great detail about his "sexy black hair".

I'm pretty sure the author's a troll. She hits waaaaay too many tropes and things not to be. It's also been taken down from FFN and other places like a dozen times, plus people pose as her sometimes for the entertainment value.

And that's awesome.

The simplest explanation is the best.

If its a troll then, like I said, its a VERY obsessive one. Consider for a moment just how LONG My Immortal is, and keep in mind the long dry spots with little to no lulz. Plus, she seems to have an encyclopedic knowledge of the emo/goth culture, clothing(think about the detail in which she describes clothing), products, bands. A troll would most likely only have a baseline knowledge of those things. 

If shes an idiot, well, then shes just an idiot.

[Juana]

I've never been goth, never had friends who were hardcore into it, never even liked MCR. And I knew pretty much everything in the story, because my demographic had been soaked in that and I doubt hers differed from mine all that much. So mebbe, mebbe not.

[bds]

Yeah, from what I can see nothing is referenced that anybody who went through a mildly goth/emo/whatever phase in their teens won't have at least heard about. Similar to how EVERYBODY nowadays knows what the stereotypical hipster likes, even if they have little to no contact with actual hipsters.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

For teh lulz, I looked up that Tara Gillespie bitch around last december on myspace and trolled her.

That was probably a troll, too. There are a million of 'em out there, and it probably wasn't the actual Gillespie.

It had her real picture.

One of these?

LOL, no.

She was blonde, heaviliy eyelinered, holding a skull, with a tattoo that said "Goffik".

[Jasper]

Things like this make me wish I could tear off my own head, preferably on live television.

[Don Coyote]

Things like this make me wish I could tear off my own head, preferably on live television.

Stop being so emo.

[Timothy Tebulot Tower]

This is probably the worst thing I've ever experienced in my life.

Also, I once went to a metal club in melbourne, and a girl called me a preppie. I had to ask the bartender what a preppie was.

[Jasper]

Things like this make me wish I could tear off my own head, preferably on live television.

Stop being so emo.

I meant it more in the spirit of Howard Beale.  Or Dave Brockie.  Whichever. 

[Suu]

I've never been goth, never had friends who were hardcore into it, never even liked MCR. And I knew pretty much everything in the story, because my demographic had been soaked in that and I doubt hers differed from mine all that much. So mebbe, mebbe not.

Back in the days when I was Goth, we listened to Marilyn Manson and wrote bad poetry....well, not me because I hate poetry, but all my friends wrote horrible stuff that they made me read. 



....I was writing Sailor Moon fanfics.


......but I swear my writing was 10x better than this.

[Don Coyote]

Things like this make me wish I could tear off my own head, preferably on live television.

Stop being so emo.

I meant it more in the spirit of Howard Beale.  Or Dave Brockie.  Whichever. 

[No u]

"I hath Telekinesis." 

[LMNO]

I could totally see it as self-parody.  When I was in the Goth scene, we constantly wrote performances that skewered the subculture -- From my experience, no one can mock a goth as well as another goth.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

I don't know man...


I think it's more fun to say she's the world's best moron and move on.