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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #960 on: October 20, 2010, 08:27:14 pm »
I wasn't a spider, and people didn't try to kill me! I declare this a moral victory for Phox!  :lulz:

Also Blight, I did the math for you in the PM.  I was well aware that you probably weren't going to trust me, but fortunately, we managed to get by with.... 0 Discordians.  :oops:

I did trust you after some deliberation, which is why I tried to convert you. Your math was sound. It was after the fact that I started getting suspicious. :)
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« Reply #961 on: October 20, 2010, 08:29:27 pm »
I believe you were Frankie.

Goddamnit. I. AM. NOT. CANADIAN. AT. ALL. EVER. EVER. NEVER. EVER.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #962 on: October 20, 2010, 08:32:31 pm »
I wasn't a spider, and people didn't try to kill me! I declare this a moral victory for Phox!  :lulz:

Also Blight, I did the math for you in the PM.  I was well aware that you probably weren't going to trust me, but fortunately, we managed to get by with.... 0 Discordians.  :oops:

I did trust you after some deliberation, which is why I tried to convert you. Your math was sound. It was after the fact that I started getting suspicious. :)

Yeah, it was an off chance, but since you had a 100% conversion rate, it was a huge risk for the unknown spider to take. Sig probably wouldn't have taken it.  :lulz:

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #963 on: October 20, 2010, 08:48:41 pm »
I wasn't a spider, and people didn't try to kill me! I declare this a moral victory for Phox!  :lulz:

Also Blight, I did the math for you in the PM.  I was well aware that you probably weren't going to trust me, but fortunately, we managed to get by with.... 0 Discordians.  :oops:

Muahaha, eatemup.

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« Reply #964 on: October 20, 2010, 08:52:10 pm »
I wasn't a spider, and people didn't try to kill me! I declare this a moral victory for Phox!  :lulz:

Also Blight, I did the math for you in the PM.  I was well aware that you probably weren't going to trust me, but fortunately, we managed to get by with.... 0 Discordians.  :oops:

I did trust you after some deliberation, which is why I tried to convert you. Your math was sound. It was after the fact that I started getting suspicious. :)

Yeah, it was an off chance, but since you had a 100% conversion rate, it was a huge risk for the unknown spider to take. Sig probably wouldn't have taken it.  :lulz:

lol, probability.

No, my tactic was to let you all bus each other and heap skepticism on Blight long enough to subsume Howl and form the machine with Semaj. 

It was working, but for one lucky guess. 

Understand that you guys won with luck.  No skill there.  We crushed your discordian cabal, and we were set to do the same to you.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #965 on: October 20, 2010, 09:34:55 pm »
I wasn't a spider, and people didn't try to kill me! I declare this a moral victory for Phox!  :lulz:

Also Blight, I did the math for you in the PM.  I was well aware that you probably weren't going to trust me, but fortunately, we managed to get by with.... 0 Discordians.  :oops:

I did trust you after some deliberation, which is why I tried to convert you. Your math was sound. It was after the fact that I started getting suspicious. :)

Yeah, it was an off chance, but since you had a 100% conversion rate, it was a huge risk for the unknown spider to take. Sig probably wouldn't have taken it.  :lulz:

Too bad I wasn't successful converting you on my first attempt. Though, I must say, you were my first choice anyway because you dig metal and Latin.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #966 on: October 20, 2010, 09:48:53 pm »
What fucked us was me picking Nekk on turn 1, and failing.

We were hunted down like dogs from that point forward. 
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #967 on: October 20, 2010, 09:57:12 pm »
The two failed subsumed in a row (Christ) were w
partly what made me so eager to just form the machine.

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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #968 on: October 20, 2010, 10:01:58 pm »
I have this game figured out, btw, for the citizen side.

Don't vote for anyone unless the Discordians are all dead, or the discordians finger someone on an attempt.

Time is on the side of the citizens.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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« Reply #969 on: October 20, 2010, 10:02:46 pm »
What fucked us was me picking Nekk on turn 1, and failing.

We were hunted down like dogs from that point forward. 

You put up a good fight, even with my vehement statements that nekk and I were Discordians. If only that bastard remembered to convert! And you used that as fodder in the next round! You are a worthy adversary Dok, and people here love you even though you really should be voted off sooner on principle  :lulz: I hope henceforth we'll never be on opposing teams again.

The two failed subsumed in a row (Christ) were w
partly what made me so eager to just form the machine.

It was even. Two failed conversions in a row. I went to convert nekk to find out if he was a spider, even though I wouldn't be able to communicate that info to anyone else after the fact.


Also, no offense nekk, like I said, sleep deprivation. I remember what it was like.
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« Reply #970 on: October 20, 2010, 10:05:32 pm »
I have this game figured out, btw, for the citizen side.

Don't vote for anyone unless the Discordians are all dead, or the discordians finger someone on an attempt.

Time is on the side of the citizens.

This game definitely proved that. It ended with no Discordians. Hell, the citizens beat the Machine with no Discordians. I'm surprised they got Sig. I actually didn't suspect him at all even though I should have for his extreme reluctance to weigh in on you.
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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #971 on: October 20, 2010, 10:06:10 pm »

VICTORY!!!
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: SPIDERS II: Electric Boogalo (the search for Curly's gold)
« Reply #972 on: October 20, 2010, 10:06:43 pm »
I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON TO LISTEN TO ME YOU SPAGS  :argh!:

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« Reply #973 on: October 20, 2010, 10:06:51 pm »
THE DMV. IT IS ETERNITY. IT IS HEAVEN AND HELL.  :|

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« Reply #974 on: October 20, 2010, 10:08:17 pm »
THE DMV. IT IS ETERNITY. IT IS HEAVEN AND HELL.  :|

The Machine is gone. I think your number just got called!
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