Missouri: Anything for a laugh.

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39643589/ns/us_news/

RAYMORE, Mo. — A worker who descended into a city sewage system on Tuesday became unhooked from his safety line and was pushed through a 27-inch-wide pipe for over a mile before his calls for help were heard and he was rescued.

Daniel Collins, of Collins, Mo., was listed in critical condition Tuesday night at Saint Luke's Hospital in Kansas City.

South Metropolitan Fire District Chief Randy Adams said Collins was being treated for hypothermia and had been administered antibiotics because he may have swallowed sewage.

Things just haven't been the same since 6 Flags went under.

[Richter]

Well, shit.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

ewwww

[Suu]

Well, shit.

[Cain]

I'm pretty sure you could market that as some kind of extreme sport.

"Jenkem riding" for example.  Charge the kids a few dollars to go in and you'd be minting the money.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39643589/ns/us_news/

RAYMORE, Mo. — A worker who descended into a city sewage system on Tuesday became unhooked from his safety line and was pushed through a 27-inch-wide pipe for over a mile before his calls for help were heard and he was rescued.

Daniel Collins, of Collins, Mo., was listed in critical condition Tuesday night at Saint Luke's Hospital in Kansas City.

South Metropolitan Fire District Chief Randy Adams said Collins was being treated for hypothermia and had been administered antibiotics because he may have swallowed sewage.

Things just haven't been the same since 6 Flags went under.

That's what happens when you have no requirements for a job position other than being alive.  

Poor guy probably makes minimum wage and will be docked for his time off.  IF he survives that is.

[Richter]

I'm pretty sure you could market that as some kind of extreme sport.

"Jenkem riding" for example.  Charge the kids a few dollars to go in and you'd be minting the money.

the fellow was reported as incoherrent when they extracted him.  Must've been high as a kite.  Better get him into a VIGOROUS substance abuse program.

[Suu]

It'll be a cold day in Hell when I recognize Missourah!"
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[Freeky]

St. Luke's.

Ah, memories....


In any case, I would rather live in a state noted for it's corn rather than in the "SHOW ME!!!!" state. Fukken retards.

[AFK]

I dunno, I think this experience probably showed him a decent amount of corn. 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Shit like this makes me miss Florida.... 

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

I'm pretty sure you could market that as some kind of extreme sport.

"Jenkem riding" for example.  Charge the kids a few dollars to go in and you'd be minting the money.

You know they're filming Jackass 3 right now.

[Nast]

St. Luke's.

Ah, memories....


In any case, I would rather live in a state noted for it's corn rather than in the "SHOW ME!!!!" state. Fukken retards.

The "SHOW ME" state sounds more like an invitation to be flashed than an appealing place to live.

[Freeky]

St. Luke's.

Ah, memories....


In any case, I would rather live in a state noted for it's corn rather than in the "SHOW ME!!!!" state. Fukken retards.

The "SHOW ME" state sounds more like an invitation to be flashed than an appealing place to live.

If I'm not mistaken, it's actually a demand for proof about anything. I could be wrong, though.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

St. Luke's.

Ah, memories....


In any case, I would rather live in a state noted for it's corn rather than in the "SHOW ME!!!!" state. Fukken retards.

The "SHOW ME" state sounds more like an invitation to be flashed than an appealing place to live.

Well since it appears that "naked run by shootings" have become a new thing, I would say those words are more true than you realize.  Had some crazy guy night before last butt nekkid shooting an AK before he tried to get in his car and drive away and flipped it in the woods....

Welcome to Missouri!!  The place where common sense died a tragic death.