ATTN: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU COMPREHENSION-IMPAIRED COCKMONGLERS...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I call BS on this.  Just because we troll one thread that was an apparent attack on us, that means we are trolling the entire forum?  I'm afraid you're assertion is going to require a little more evidence to be credible.

Oh holy shit  please tell me you meant that to be funny!

[Doktor Howl]

We only troll our own if it's funny, not mean, or we actually dislike them.

I'm sorry, but I don't see where anyone was being "mean."

But I suppose discourtesy to newer members of forums and ad hominem attacks are COMPLETELY ACCEPTABLE.

Um, yeah.

Leaving this thread, now.

[Doktor Howl]

I call BS on this.  Just because we troll one thread that was an apparent attack on us, that means we are trolling the entire forum?  I'm afraid you're assertion is going to require a little more evidence to be credible.

Oh holy shit  please tell me you meant that to be funny!

Pretty sure this was aimed at Charley and I for being dipsticks on the copyright thread.   

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Dok, you know that out of all people, I am THE LAST one to post something ACTUALLY mean or venomous or hateful toward another human being. Sorry to unload some "mushy pagan shit", but I honestly don't believe in slamming another person JUST to be a dick.

For others, that's their preogative.  


Shel,

POSTING like C_A

[Cramulus]

The huge text is beyond retarded, and fucks with my tiny ass screen.

Jackasses.

Yes, it is retarded. But that's what makes it fun. Sorry about fucking with your screen though. Since I don't have that prolem, I sometimes forget others do. 

JESUS WHAT IS WITH THE APOLOGIZING LIKE SOME KIND OF NAMBY PAMBY LITTLE BABY GOING BAWWW BAWWW I FEEL BAD BECAUSE I HURT YOUR FEELINGS

WELL LISTEN UP SISTER

THIS JACKSTICK'S GOT TWO FISTS A PLENTY AND ONE OF THEM'S COMING FOR YOUR EYE
AT ABOUT 60 MILES PER HOUR.

IF YOU NEED TWO SHITS TO RUB TOGETHER GIVE UP ON MAKING A PHONE CALL, TRY JACKING INTO A FIVE STAR RESORT AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING.

JESUS IT'S LIKE TYPING WITH MY FISTS AT A BUNCH OF INSIPID SCUNT POLICE ALL INTENT ON BLOWING THE WHISTLE ON THEMSELVES FOR BEING FASCIST SYCOPHANTS

WELL GUESS WHAT YOU GINORMOUS DONG ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM, IT'S NOT TIME FOR JURISPRUDENCE, IT'S TIME FOR PETTING A CAT WITH A WEED WHACKER WHILE YOU ESCAPE FROM A BURNING MINI GOLF COURSE IN VERMONT CALLED PIZZA PUT WHICH IN HINDSIGHT DID NOT DESERVE THE THINGS YOU SHOUTED AT ITS SMOKING GODDAMN ASHES

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I call BS on this.  Just because we troll one thread that was an apparent attack on us, that means we are trolling the entire forum?  I'm afraid you're assertion is going to require a little more evidence to be credible.

Oh holy shit  please tell me you meant that to be funny!

Pretty sure this was aimed at Charley and I for being dipsticks on the copyright thread.   

I didn't read that one, but I've seen maybe a dozen instances of exactly what he's talking about in the OP in the last month, and I may have participated in them. But none of them were FW or Cheese.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

I call BS on this.  Just because we troll one thread that was an apparent attack on us, that means we are trolling the entire forum?  I'm afraid you're assertion is going to require a little more evidence to be credible.

Oh holy shit  please tell me you meant that to be funny!

Pretty sure this was aimed at Charley and I for being dipsticks on the copyright thread.   

FW thought it was aimed at him for the Open Bar thing, and I just thought it was funny

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Yeah, but no...I had no offense on me. Like I said, I have no side in this thread. I just kinda...nosed my way in, felt a little hyper and overexcited from the all caps, and felt the need to fit in with the cool kids 

[Roaring Biscuit!]

this is what happens when I use caps huh.

Jesus.

[Cramulus]

AND ANOTHER THING. THE WOMEN IN THE FOOD COURT LOOK AT YOU AND THEY KNOW HOW FULL OF SHIT YOU ARE. PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY IN THE MALL KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU SUCK. THEY SEE YOU AND THEY SEE YOUR HAIR CUT AND THEY HATE YOU. AND QUITE FRANKLY YOU DESERVE IT.

YOU WALK AROUND THE FUCKING MALL ACTING LIKE YOU'RE SOMEHOW NOT PART OF THE HUMAN MEATSHOW, LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE REGULAR PERSON OBSERVING ALL THE FREAKS RUBBING THEIR NOSES ON THE GLASS AT CINNABUN, BUT I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU'RE NOT LOOKING THROUGH A MICROSCOPE, YOU'RE LIVING ON THE FUCKING SLIDE

[No u]

If Freeky took offense to what I said, then I would like to offer up an apology.  I intended no ill will toward her.  I was simply playing a word game.

[Cramulus]

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU'RE WEARING THAT THING

[Doktor Howl]

AND ANOTHER THING. THE WOMEN IN THE FOOD COURT LOOK AT YOU AND THEY KNOW HOW FULL OF SHIT YOU ARE. PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY IN THE MALL KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU SUCK. THEY SEE YOU AND THEY SEE YOUR HAIR CUT AND THEY HATE YOU. AND QUITE FRANKLY YOU DESERVE IT.

YOU WALK AROUND THE FUCKING MALL ACTING LIKE YOU'RE SOMEHOW NOT PART OF THE HUMAN MEATSHOW, LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE REGULAR PERSON OBSERVING ALL THE FREAKS RUBBING THEIR NOSES ON THE GLASS AT CINNABUN, BUT I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU'RE NOT LOOKING THROUGH A MICROSCOPE, YOU'RE LIVING ON THE FUCKING SLIDE

I'm stealing that.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Meh, maybe 18 year olds aren't yet ready for the all-powerful awesomeness of PD. Maybe I am immature. But dammit, I try to be.  

However, I won't say that I don't have good things to contribute to Discordianism.  I just choose to keep them to myself, because I don't feel that they are near as good as some other things I've seen here.

[Cramulus]

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU'RE WEARING THAT THING