Hate Crime

[Doktor Howl]

I for one am for hate crime laws. The only way to get people to stop doing something is to make it hurt very bad, much worse than it would benefit them to do so. Or give them a shiny distraction. Either way.

I think I probably agree with you. You can't Legislate against people having rancid points of view, but you can Legislate against people acting out on that shit. My only concern is that it will add to the general paranoia the Media like to bombard people with, in order to distort the worldview of the more suggestable into disproportionate levels of fear.

They're going to be afraid, anyway.

True enough. Maybe we should introduce "Fear Crime" Laws That might calm them down a bit. Or at least stop them screaming out loud, and waking the baby.

Too late.



You know, having looked at that, I'm thinking of emigrating.  Are you monarchists taking any new people in?

[BadBeast]

I for one am for hate crime laws. The only way to get people to stop doing something is to make it hurt very bad, much worse than it would benefit them to do so. Or give them a shiny distraction. Either way.

I think I probably agree with you. You can't Legislate against people having rancid points of view, but you can Legislate against people acting out on that shit. My only concern is that it will add to the general paranoia the Media like to bombard people with, in order to distort the worldview of the more suggestable into disproportionate levels of fear.

They're going to be afraid, anyway.

True enough. Maybe we should introduce "Fear Crime" Laws That might calm them down a bit. Or at least stop them screaming out loud, and waking the baby.

Too late.



You know, having looked at that, I'm thinking of emigrating.  Are you monarchists taking any new people in?

If you have the correct credentials, yes. I think you'll probably get in on account of having Welsh/Cornish ancestry, but you might have to learn Morris Dancing to show how keen you are.

[Doktor Howl]

I for one am for hate crime laws. The only way to get people to stop doing something is to make it hurt very bad, much worse than it would benefit them to do so. Or give them a shiny distraction. Either way.

I think I probably agree with you. You can't Legislate against people having rancid points of view, but you can Legislate against people acting out on that shit. My only concern is that it will add to the general paranoia the Media like to bombard people with, in order to distort the worldview of the more suggestable into disproportionate levels of fear.

They're going to be afraid, anyway.

True enough. Maybe we should introduce "Fear Crime" Laws That might calm them down a bit. Or at least stop them screaming out loud, and waking the baby.

Too late.



You know, having looked at that, I'm thinking of emigrating.  Are you monarchists taking any new people in?

If you have the correct credentials, yes. I think you'll probably get in on account of having Welsh/Cornish ancestry, but you might have to learn Morris Dancing to show how keen you are.

Um.

Could I substitute ferret legging?

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao

You're having me on, right?

[BadBeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao

You're having me on, right?

Absolutely not! Morris Dancing is a very respected and honourable institution. All the Royal Princes, from Philip, to Harry regularly participate in local Morris Displays, Cider Drinking, and other such cultural pillars. Maybe you could substitute it for Bog Snorkelling, or Cheese rolling if you like. But you have to be able to show Cultural Affinity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpmTiYDEWBo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC5ykhXDDbo

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao

You're having me on, right?

Absolutely not! Morris Dancing is a very respected and honourable institution. All the Royal Princes, from Philip, to Harry regularly participate in local Morris Displays, Cider Drinking, and other such cultural pillars. Maybe you could substitute it for Bog Snorkelling, or Cheese rolling if you like. But you have to be able to show Cultural Affinity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpmTiYDEWBo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC5ykhXDDbo

What the fuck is cheese rolling?  No, wait, don't tell me.  It's when people in Yorkshire get all naked and roll around in cheese, right?  Likewise, I assume bog snorkeling is what the Welsh do when it's time for a swim?

Good fucking God, you Brits are an awful people.  I'm going to move to Belgium, with Triple Zero.

[BadBeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao

You're having me on, right?

Absolutely not! Morris Dancing is a very respected and honourable institution. All the Royal Princes, from Philip, to Harry regularly participate in local Morris Displays, Cider Drinking, and other such cultural pillars. Maybe you could substitute it for Bog Snorkelling, or Cheese rolling if you like. But you have to be able to show Cultural Affinity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpmTiYDEWBo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC5ykhXDDbo

What the fuck is cheese rolling?  No, wait, don't tell me.  It's when people in Yorkshire get all naked and roll around in cheese, right?  Likewise, I assume bog snorkeling is what the Welsh do when it's time for a swim?

Good fucking God, you Brits are an awful people.  I'm going to move to Belgium, with Triple Zero.

That would be easier. Belgium will take anyone, regardless of Cultural Affinity. They might even make you King if they're impressed with you.   

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao

You're having me on, right?

Absolutely not! Morris Dancing is a very respected and honourable institution. All the Royal Princes, from Philip, to Harry regularly participate in local Morris Displays, Cider Drinking, and other such cultural pillars. Maybe you could substitute it for Bog Snorkelling, or Cheese rolling if you like. But you have to be able to show Cultural Affinity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpmTiYDEWBo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC5ykhXDDbo

What the fuck is cheese rolling?  No, wait, don't tell me.  It's when people in Yorkshire get all naked and roll around in cheese, right?  Likewise, I assume bog snorkeling is what the Welsh do when it's time for a swim?

Good fucking God, you Brits are an awful people.  I'm going to move to Belgium, with Triple Zero.

That would be easier. Belgium will take anyone, regardless of Cultural Affinity. They might even make you King if they're impressed with you.   

Then I'd have to get fat again.

[BadBeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao

You're having me on, right?

Absolutely not! Morris Dancing is a very respected and honourable institution. All the Royal Princes, from Philip, to Harry regularly participate in local Morris Displays, Cider Drinking, and other such cultural pillars. Maybe you could substitute it for Bog Snorkelling, or Cheese rolling if you like. But you have to be able to show Cultural Affinity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpmTiYDEWBo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC5ykhXDDbo

What the fuck is cheese rolling?  No, wait, don't tell me.  It's when people in Yorkshire get all naked and roll around in cheese, right?  Likewise, I assume bog snorkeling is what the Welsh do when it's time for a swim?

Good fucking God, you Brits are an awful people.  I'm going to move to Belgium, with Triple Zero.

That would be easier. Belgium will take anyone, regardless of Cultural Affinity. They might even make you King if they're impressed with you.   

Then I'd have to get fat again.

With great power, comes great responsibility. And great big piles of food.

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao

You're having me on, right?

Absolutely not! Morris Dancing is a very respected and honourable institution. All the Royal Princes, from Philip, to Harry regularly participate in local Morris Displays, Cider Drinking, and other such cultural pillars. Maybe you could substitute it for Bog Snorkelling, or Cheese rolling if you like. But you have to be able to show Cultural Affinity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpmTiYDEWBo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC5ykhXDDbo

What the fuck is cheese rolling?  No, wait, don't tell me.  It's when people in Yorkshire get all naked and roll around in cheese, right?  Likewise, I assume bog snorkeling is what the Welsh do when it's time for a swim?

Good fucking God, you Brits are an awful people.  I'm going to move to Belgium, with Triple Zero.

That would be easier. Belgium will take anyone, regardless of Cultural Affinity. They might even make you King if they're impressed with you.   

Then I'd have to get fat again.

With great power, comes great responsibility. And great big piles of food.

With great power, comes public nudity.

The emperor isn't wearing any clothes, and he's comfortable with that.

[BadBeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao

You're having me on, right?

Absolutely not! Morris Dancing is a very respected and honourable institution. All the Royal Princes, from Philip, to Harry regularly participate in local Morris Displays, Cider Drinking, and other such cultural pillars. Maybe you could substitute it for Bog Snorkelling, or Cheese rolling if you like. But you have to be able to show Cultural Affinity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpmTiYDEWBo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC5ykhXDDbo

What the fuck is cheese rolling?  No, wait, don't tell me.  It's when people in Yorkshire get all naked and roll around in cheese, right?  Likewise, I assume bog snorkeling is what the Welsh do when it's time for a swim?

Good fucking God, you Brits are an awful people.  I'm going to move to Belgium, with Triple Zero.

That would be easier. Belgium will take anyone, regardless of Cultural Affinity. They might even make you King if they're impressed with you.   

Then I'd have to get fat again.

With great power, comes great responsibility. And great big piles of food.

With great power, comes public nudity.

The emperor isn't wearing any clothes, and he's comfortable with that.

Understood. I won't point, nudge people, or giggle. Much.   

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao

You're having me on, right?

Absolutely not! Morris Dancing is a very respected and honourable institution. All the Royal Princes, from Philip, to Harry regularly participate in local Morris Displays, Cider Drinking, and other such cultural pillars. Maybe you could substitute it for Bog Snorkelling, or Cheese rolling if you like. But you have to be able to show Cultural Affinity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpmTiYDEWBo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC5ykhXDDbo

What the fuck is cheese rolling?  No, wait, don't tell me.  It's when people in Yorkshire get all naked and roll around in cheese, right?  Likewise, I assume bog snorkeling is what the Welsh do when it's time for a swim?

Good fucking God, you Brits are an awful people.  I'm going to move to Belgium, with Triple Zero.

That would be easier. Belgium will take anyone, regardless of Cultural Affinity. They might even make you King if they're impressed with you.   

Then I'd have to get fat again.

With great power, comes great responsibility. And great big piles of food.

With great power, comes public nudity.

The emperor isn't wearing any clothes, and he's comfortable with that.

Understood. I won't point, nudge people, or giggle. Much.   

Good.  You might be needing that head, later.

[BadBeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao

You're having me on, right?

Absolutely not! Morris Dancing is a very respected and honourable institution. All the Royal Princes, from Philip, to Harry regularly participate in local Morris Displays, Cider Drinking, and other such cultural pillars. Maybe you could substitute it for Bog Snorkelling, or Cheese rolling if you like. But you have to be able to show Cultural Affinity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpmTiYDEWBo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC5ykhXDDbo

What the fuck is cheese rolling?  No, wait, don't tell me.  It's when people in Yorkshire get all naked and roll around in cheese, right?  Likewise, I assume bog snorkeling is what the Welsh do when it's time for a swim?

Good fucking God, you Brits are an awful people.  I'm going to move to Belgium, with Triple Zero.

That would be easier. Belgium will take anyone, regardless of Cultural Affinity. They might even make you King if they're impressed with you.   

Then I'd have to get fat again.

With great power, comes great responsibility. And great big piles of food.

With great power, comes public nudity.

The emperor isn't wearing any clothes, and he's comfortable with that.

Understood. I won't point, nudge people, or giggle. Much.   

Good.  You might be needing that head, later.

Well, there's a first time for everything. 

[BadBeast]

Yeah, and it's not one of those little Babybel cheeses, it's a fucking great Double Gloucester, the size of a truck wheel! My Mate's Dad won it, back in 1968 or 69, and he's still got a quarter of it left!

[BadBeast]

Salute your dad from me bet that's aged well.

I fell about 1/3 for sprained ankle in a rabbit hole when I played in 2002. Blacked out and everything. It was ace. Then suddenly it sucked. 

It wasn't my Dad, it was my mates Dad. But next time I see him, I'll remind him what a National Hero he was.  In Gloucester.